A/N: here it goes! The Culture Festival!

To be honest, I'm quite anxious about this, so I'm begging the pardon of any who may be offended by the in-chapter jokes.

Actually, if you are easily offended, then I urge you to skip this chapter.

This chapter includes breaking the fourth wall jokes.

If you have any questions, please feel free to PM me.

(11/02/10)

Friday…

The big day finally arrived.

Though we've been practicing for about a few days or so, Professor Peter's guidance and Ms. Toriumi's support helped us a lot.

The guys and I woke up really early to rehearse.

Professor Peter was kind enough to offer us complimentary snacks.

His special made dim sum and lotus dumplings became our newest favorite, but the moon cakes were just delicious.

Though, there was a slight problem.

The guys of the cast, Me, Lee, Junpei, Kenji and Quan had our costumes ready…

Argyll's patterned vests (we love them,), red bow ties and skinny jeans.

Fuuka, Pinky, Rio, Minako and Yukari and the rest of the girls had no costumes at the ready…

The other available girls in our class had their hands full at the admission table.

Yuko was the head of security and wore a shirt labeled SECURITY with seven other burly grunts from before.

Then, I received a parcel from someone.

It was written in a really neat hand writing.

-just thought this would come in handy.

I really hope this would help

-IceQueen

I opened it.

A smile slowly crept into my face.

I called all the girls.

"Girls… I found something that could help us." I said.

"What is it?" Minako said.

"These." I said, pointing at the box beside me.

The girls craned their necks to look at it.

"What is this?" Minako said, picking up the cloth, "Is this… a maid's dress?!"

"Correct!" I said.

"There's no way in hell I'll wear this shit." Minako said, putting it down.

I looked at Yukari, "Yukari? What about you?"

"I'm not wearing this." Yukari said flatly.

"Oh come on! I know you wanted to wear this ever since last year!" I said.

Her eyes flashed, "H-How did you know about that?!" she cried.

I realized that she wasn't privy to me spying on the via command room.

"Never mind."

"I'm still not wearing it though…" Yukari said.

"So am I." Rio said.

"Nor am I." Fuuka said.

"I'll wear it." Pinky said.

Everyone looks at her.

"What?" Pinky said innocently, "This will look cute on us. Besides, the room will get more customers this way."

Rio pursed her lips, "Well… you've got a point."

"What?!" Minako cried.

"It DOES have a frilly blouse…" Yukari admitted, feeling the linen.

"I already wore this, so I wonder what's wrong with wearing it now?" Fuuka said.

Again, we all looked at her.

The girls murmured.

"Well, if I wear this, maybe my boyfriend would like it…"

"It IS cute…"

"I always wanted to try a maids dress before…"

They made a huddle.

One of them went up to me.

"We'll do it."

"To hell with that!" Minako barked.

"Minako… pour la grande gloire."

"What?"

"For the greater glory."

She pursed her lips.

"Fine. But I won't like it… and I won't wear it on the skit!" Minako cried.

"No one asked you to." I said.

Begrudgingly, they shed their clothes and wore the maids dress.

"Also, girls, try to flirt with the guys… they'll buy more stuff at that rate."

The girls mumbled in agreement.

We added the sign.

It read:

Senior year's Comedy Bar.

"Enjoy quality entertainment, food and drinks at a reasonable price to be served by our beautiful maids."

Includes free passage in and out for limited times.

Our beautiful maids will cater to your every need, so what the heck are you waiting for? Shut up, and get inside!

Disclaimer: Audience will be mocked at certain durations of the show.

The day began after the principal and Mitsuru declared the event open.

Immediately, we had an influx of male students, who paid the outrageous price and all just to look at the girls.

We also had quite a crowd of girls, so much, that we had to remove the rooms dividers just to accommodate them and Yuko shouting at the other grunts to bring in more chairs.

Food and drinks flowed freely as the ladies of our room served drinks.

The boys ordered too much Coke and Sprite, just so the girls could wink at them.

"So, is everyone ready?" Kenji asked from the backstage.

"Yep."

Then, Rio came by.

"Hey, Minato-kun, we'd better start the show."

Kenji's eyes flared.

"R-Rio… You look…" Kenji gulped, "Hot."

Rio winked at him, "Thanks."

As Rio walked away, Kenji shuddered.

Sadly for the boys, the girls were pulled to the bar just as the show was about to begin.

The lighting team killed the lights and shone the limelight at Kenji and me.

"Ahem! Hello, hello! We're the famous comedic duo Kenji and Minato!" Kenji boomed.

"Yep. Believe it or not, we're like many other idiotic comedic duos…" I said.

"Uh, like Han Solo and Chewbacca," Kenji said.

"He's Chewbacca." I said, "Not me."

"That's not true!" Kenji said, pointing a finger at me and showing the crowd his armpit bristling with a wig we hid.

Everyone laughed.

"Let's see… We're like Spongebob and Patrick!" Kenji said.

"Except we're not gay."

*Everyone laughed out loud.*

"Er… Cosmo and Wanda!" Kenji snapped his fingers.

"Except we're not idiots."

*Everyone laughs.*

"Oh come on!" Kenji said.

*again, everyone laughs*

"I can see a bunch of familiar people here…" I said.

"Yeah, I can see Ol' Bebe for an instance, someone, shine the light to Bebe, please." Kenji said.

The light shone at Bebe, who waves sheepishly as he sits down with five other friends.

"Yeah, there he is! Everyone, give Frenchie a hand, folks!" I said.

Everyone cheered for Bebe.

"There we go! He's 100% pure European, folks!" I said, then, Bebe shot me a look of disapproval, "Er, but he's got a heart of a true samurai!" Bebe beams at me.

After the cheering subsided…

"Okay… now, I really can't wait for the Culture day!" Kenji cried.

"It's already started, idiot."

Everyone in the room guffawed.

"Alright everyone! Please enjoy the food and drinks! Tonight's show includes an insult contest, a stand up comedians and many more! So order some more food and drinks, since our lovely maids would appreciate that."I said.

No sooner than that, the men ordered more food and drinks.

I went on a break to find Lee and Junpei indulging himself in the Speed dating.

The speed dating had a fair amount of students in their rooms, as Lee talked to some girls as Junpei looked bored out of his mind.

Chidori is probably the only interesting girl for Junpei.

The Group date café was a bust. No one was there, except six students, two girls and four guys, sitting down with bleak expressions.

Then, I accompanied some lost freshmen to the Comedy Club, where the numbers grew.

After Kenji and I took our break, I went to the microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kenji Tomochika!"

Kenji walks up to the stage, waving at everyone.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you thank you!" Kenji cries to the adulating crowd, "It is great to be hosting here in the beautiful Gekkoukan high!"

Everyone roars in applause.

"So... I just had a crazy time last year… I did some romancing... I've watched a new movie out, called "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Baseball"… crazy film, you guys watched it?" the audience cheers.

"Oh. And, also… uh… I've been dumped by my teacher girlfriend, and, two weeks later, she was heading to a one way trip to hell- I mean Kyoto while I still wanted it to work." The audience cheers, "Yeaahhhh! Alright! Don't feel sorry for the sorry sop in the vest! I mean, we've all been there - am I right, guys?" Kenji eyes the crowd.

"So, the entire experience made me feel pretty stupid, and I was ready to SWEAR off dating, probably for life… But... then... I met an amazing new girl! Well, I already known her years past, and I feel almost embarrassed to say this, but... we were best friends before... I usually don't date my friends, but... how often do you fall in love with the only chick who can beat you up?"

"Scratch that, I can actually make a list of girls who can beat me up, like that Amazon over there," points to Minako.

"But still…" the audience laughs as Kenji beams with pride, "And she is such a sweetheart. And, not that it matters, but she is pret-ty wealth-y! At least, in morals,"

The crowd laughs at his cheesiness, "And she wants to know EVERYTHING about me! Even though she grew up with me, she asked about my family, my friends, and, just yesterday, she asked what my Social Security number was! How sweet... is... that!" Kenji minces the words.

"Turns out, she was just a poser. But I still fell in love with her real persona… Rio Iwasaki. Give a round of applause, folks."

Everyone claps as the light shone at Rio, who blushes.

"Now, I know what you're all thinking: "Why is Kenji Tomochika, the ladies man, so damn lucky?" I don't know! I really don't know! And... yesterday was our six-month anniversary, and, I know it's sappy, but, I sent her something I knew she'd love: a mix CD! And some lingerie… my mom never uses it. I doubt she will… it's a hundred times her size…" everyone laughs, "I feel... pretty good about us! And, who knows? Maybe someday you'll be hearing, 'And the Sports Award goes to Rio Tomochika?' so Rio, please know how much I love you, babe."

Everyone claps.

"Alright!" Kenji raises his micro phone.

Everyone cheers.

"ALRIGHT! Gekkoukan high! You're beautiful!"

Everyone gives him a standing ovation.

"My name is Kenji!"

The crowd was roaring.

"And I got GIGANTIC BALLS!"

Total silence.

"Ah… er…"

Rio comes forward as Kenji begins to back away.

"Hey, come back here! I want to talk to you!" Rio cries as they run to the back.

Yukari went forward to diffuse the situation.

"Er… don't worry, folks, that's all part of the script! We have a GREAT show for you tonight. The Arisatos are here! Stick around, we'll be right back!"

Kenji went back with a bruised eye.

"Kenji! That was great!" I said.

"No thanks needed, doc, I know I rule." He said gallantly.

Minako and I took a break.

"Let's try that Tarot witch." Minako suggests, pointing to a mystical looking tent.

"Sure." I said.

She grabs me by the arm and enters the blue tent.

It was small and only had a table and a few stools, but the braziers and incense made the place feel so mystical.

There was also a woman. She was short and draped in blue. She wore a turban that covered her face, but revealed her inquisitive and soulful eyes.

"Pleased to meet you." the lady said, casting a look at me, "My name is Madame Elizabeth."

"Yeah, hi, I want my fortune." Minako snapped.

"And what would you like to know?" Madame Elizabeth asked.

"I see…" Madame Elizabeth said, "Your fortune for today is this…"

Madame Elizabeth makes several outrageous prophecies, about Minako destined for greatness.

Minako actually bought that.

"Thanks," Minako said as we went out. She was star struck.

After some warm ups, we were notified that the crowd grew in size, so we went back.

We drew lots and Junpei chose the shortest lot, so he had to talk to the crowd.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Please give a warm welcome to our very own Junpei Iori!"

Junpei walks in the stage.

"Thank you! Thank you! How 'bout those Sox, guys? Any Red Sox fans here?" the audience cheers and screams YES, with some NO's to it.

"Yeah! It's great to here, hosting for you! Who's up for an AMAZING New Year?" the audience cheers, "Who thinks 2011... will be the best year ever?!" the audience cheers, "Who thought 2010 was TOTAL CRAP!" the audience cheers even more loudly,

"Wouldn't want to go through that bullshit again, huh?" he laughs maniacally, "What a nightmare! I'm just looking forward to getting out of this dump, that's what I'm doing!" crowd cheers approvingly, "I've always been a very positive person. Except when I'm angry, or depressed, or hungry. Then I can be a real handful. But, tonight, I'm seeing the beauty in everything I see!"

Junpei goes down from the stage and stares at a couple.

"Like, right here in front of me - I'm looking at two of the most biggest breasts I've ever laid eyes on!" Junpei says as he gawks at a member of the audience.

"Congratulations, Sir!" Junpei shakes his hand.

The crowd guffaws with laughter as Junpei clowns around.

"Thank you, Junpei! Thank you!" the guy said.

"Nada problem! No problem at all! See, THAT'S the kind of positive energy I'm talking about, when I'm doing my monologue..."

The audience cheers, "Especially considering it's the very first show of the Senior year! Dead birds are falling from the sky because of us! This year will be off the hook! Do you feel me?!"

The crowd goes wild, "Some people say that one day you could be hit by a bus and you need to live life to the fullest. I say: bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not going to be hit by a bus. Yes, sir! I'm bullish on the facts of life, sue me, When life hands you lemons... you make booze! Or so my old man says…"

The crowd laughs, "When everybody around you bursts into flames, it's time for roasted wieners! [the crowd laughs] When the Earth opens up... so will baseball parks! [more applause] And when I see a sea of blood... I go canoeing, buster! [the crowd goes ballistic] But I would wear a condom or something. It is blood, after all… don't want to get the clap or any nasty disease."

The crowd laughs.

Junpei tosses his head.

"So let's celebrate this Culture Day TOGETHER! Let's make this moment precious! 'Cause, to put it this way - it's all we got. Ain't no mumbo jumbo, we're not gonna be having much of a Culture Day next year. At least, we aren't." Junpei looks into the audience and sees a girl from the third year, "How you doing, Ma'am?" He steps toward her, "Good, yeah? You doing well tonight? What's your name?"

"Kagome." She said sheepishly.

"Kagome-chan… Kagome-chan, do you want to make this moment here tonight, Kagome, really count?" Junpei asked.

"Oh, do I!" Kagome said eagerly.

Junpei knelt down, "Marry me, Kagome-chan. Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world."

Everyone smiles and began murmuring.

"Shh! Shut up!" Junpei holds his finger to her lips, making people laugh at his antics, "Just let say my case. First of all... I'm Junpei Iori. And you know what that means… Caviar wishes and diamond dreams, baby, big bucks! Big bucks! I don't play the celeb card, but where I'm from, I'm real famous. 'Cause, you know. And if you get pregnant, well, it's all over! So... what's it gonna be, Kagome? Please! Please say yes!"

Kagome shyly shakes her head.

Junpei purses his lip, "Kagome…"

"Back off!" his silver haired, wolfish boyfriend said.

"Okay. Kagome - alright. Well, I guess I'm going to have to wait, aren't I?" she nods, "Okay!" he looks across the aisle, "Come on, dude!"

Junpei looks at the tables and sees a guy.

"What's your name?" Junpei asked.

"Rinori."

"Rinori…" Junpei turns to the crowd, "This is Rinori, my new life partner!"

Rinori makes a thumbs up sign.

"Thanks for nothing, Kagome! We'll see you! We're gonna go backstage now - we're gonna consummate."

Junpei runs away before Rinori could follow, leaving the crowd in stitches.

"Great job, Junpei!" Minako said.

"Thanks. Your turn, Minato."

"You know what to say?" Yukari asked me.

"Sure do." I said with a smile.

I stepped to the stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Minato Arisato!"

I stepped into the stage.

Everyone applauded.

"Thank you! Thank you, guys." I said.

"Thank you so much. It's great to be hosting this Culture Day..." I said, "You know, I, uh, remember when Gekkoukan first opened. I was about 6 at the time. And I said to the other orphans, 'Just you wait - one day, I'm going to host a Culture day comedy show someday.' And they said, 'Wow! You're going to be a comedian or something?' And I said, "No - I'm going to be a vampire."

Everyone laughs.

"It's been a really cool year for me. I was bought a game called "Persona 3: FES"… I named the character after myself… The game was suspiciously alike to this world… I also took my shirt off a lot whenever I was equipped with a Blue Swimming shorts." the teenage girls in the audience wolf whistled, "Too much, in fact. Even Akihiko Sanada told me to cool it. You know, we got a problem. A BIG problem."

Everyone laughs.

"Now, before we start with the rest of the show, there are a lot of rumors out there about me being romantically linked to a certain class cutie?" I said.

The crowd screams with glee.

"And I wanted to take a moment to address that: Minako and I are just friends."

The crowd made a disappointed sound.

The limelight shone at Minako, who nods and wink at me.

"With benefits, of course!" I chuckled, "Not that we're FuBus or anything…"

The crowd made an incredulous looks,

"I've also became closer with an archer named Yukari Takeba." The audience erupts in teasing, "You know, I was actually at the bathroom in the gym, don't ask, when the sex scandal leaked… here…"

I clicked a remote and everyone looked at the projector. It was the CCTV video.

"All right!" Cato said in the video, "I promised to hook you up! And I will. Just go to Romano Industries and call Aoi… she'll make an appointment for you."

"How did you do it? I'm not leaving until you tell me so." I said.

"Okay, I used a special program, made a digital copy of your head, went to ***.com and took a porn flick and pasted your heads there." Cato said.

"And do you admit you did it?"

"Fine, yes, I did do it… I did it, and I paid a lot of money for Old Ekoda to get you expelled… Christ, Minato, I'm trying to snort this thing so my damn nose won't drip like a faucet! Get out!"

Arrows point at me in the background, nonchalantly keeping my eyes turned from Cato as I pressed a recorder.

"And do you admit you did it?" the recorder said.

"Fine, yes, I did do it… I did it, and I paid a lot of money for Old Ekoda to get you expelled." He stormed out of his stall.

"What the hell is this?!" he cried.

"This…" I gestured the recorder, "It's our ticket back to Gekkoukan High."

"Give me that!" he reached for it and I sidestepped and pinned him on the wall all in a fluid move.

The record ends.

"Aw! Kick his ass!" a guy in the audience said.

The audience murmurs in realization.

I turned to the audience.

"I know. I mean, I guess I could have done a little more than wear a wire. But what I really wanted to do that night... was this." I waved for the grunts to take a mannequin of Cato, Yukari and Minako.

I flexed my arms.

The girls applauded while the guys sulked, ordering more butterbeer.

I do a Parkour somersault and land in front of Yukari and Minako.

The audience gasped.

"Girls! What seems to be the problem here?"

"That guy was MEAN to me!" Yukari's voice-over said.

"Yeah! He made a fake sex video of us! Punch him in the face, dude!" Minako's voice urged.

"Kick his ass!" a heckler shouted.

"Stand aside, girls - I'll handle this." I said.

I crossed over to the Cato mannequin.

"Hey you! I said, hey! That's right, I'm talking to you! Not so tough now, are you, Cato? It just so happens... you messed with the wrong pretty girls."

"Oh, really now?" a pompous voice said.

"You're gonna get it..." I strike a few Muay Thai poses, did a handstand and another somersault, "Bat' leth!"
A star trek sword was thrown to me, which I caught.

The comic book nerds shouted with joy.

"A man after my heart!" a nerd girl said.

"Uh oh…" Cato's mannequin said.

I strike a few more karate poses, then makes two attempts to jump-kick Cato in the head. I didn't succeed, so I was satisfied with sweeping it at his neck, decapitating the mannequin, catching the head with one hand.

The crowd went wild.

"I'm real sorry! I'm sorry, Cato. I didn't mean to cut your head off there." I said sarcastically, "What? You think I'm your daddy?"

"Yes." The robotic voice said.

"Well get one thing straight… Minato Arisato is back!" I said as I threw his head to the crowd, the nerd girl caught it.

The crowd roars in agreement.

I went to the mannequin of the girls.

"You are the bravest man I've ever known!" the two mannequins said.

"Thank you." I said, kissing the two mannequins, "I'm sorry! I can't! My heart belongs to someone else.

The audience gasped.

I turn to the real Minako and Yukari.

"Hey Minako… hey Yukari…" I said, blowing them a kiss, "Thank you guys! We got a great show for you today! Stick around!"

The crowd gave me a standing ovation.

Yukari was serving food when I whisked her away.

"Where are we going?" she said.

Her voice had a combination of both anxiety and excitement.

"To the play!" I cried.

I took her to the first year room, where they had a play.

"A play? By the freshmen?" Yukari said.

The play irritatingly resembled OUR story… but in the end, the guy didn't die and the final part being that the MC meets a red haired girl.

Then, we were on our way back…

"A tent?" Yukari said.

I looked and saw another velvety blue tent.

"Madame Margaret's tarot tent?" Yukari said incredulously, "People actually believe this crap enough for two tents to be here at the same time?!"

A silky chuckle emanated from the tent, "Hahaha… you are a confident one."

Yukari smirked, "Hmmm… maybe you're good… but…" Yukari bites her lip, "Ya want to challenge me? I bet you'll lose!"

"Haha… overestimating your true worth will only lead to your downfall, miss."

"Tch… I accept your challenge!" Yukari cries, "If I win, which I will, then I'll burn your tent down,

"The subject of this challenge is Minato's relationship with the girls."

"Haha… if that is the challenge, then this will work to my favor."

"What does that even mean?" Yukari said.

"L-Let's not go there!" I said, pulling Yukari away.

After another break, in which Yukari and I watched a movie at one of the rooms, I went back to find the place nearly crowded.

I called Minako.

"Ready for your turn?" I asked.

She looked nervous.

"Yeah… I guess…"

"Remember to sing it, so you'll remember it faster." I said.

She walks halfway to the stage.

"Wish me luck." She said.

"You don't need it." I said.

She walks to the stage.

She doesn't make a sound as the crowd looks nervously.

"Er… Uh…" Minako stammered, "You guys know what's the similarity between blondes and chicken coops? They always have a cock in them!"

Scattered laughter.

"Uh…" Minako turned red, then she threw the microphone down.

"Anyone have a guitar?" she said boldly.

Someone hands her one.

"Being here, I'm really nervous, and so a good friend of mine suggested I make up a song about it, so here it goes… it's called the Dialogue song…"

She tunes the guitar.

"I like Froot Loops and sparkling soda,

But I'm not gonna say that… in my dialogue.

I like eating and things that tastes like Autumn,

But I'm not talking about that… in my dialogue.

Da da da

Da da da da

I like writing the names of jerks who piss me off and burning that piece of paper,

But I'm not gonna say anything… in my dialogue

I like writing mean things about them on Facebook, so they're embarrassed to go out in public,

But I'm not gonna mention that… in my dialogue.

Da da da

Da da da da

You might think I'd bring up Cato, the guy who was beaten up by Mina-to …

But I'm not mentioning him, in my dialogue,

Hey Cato, we're doing real well! We're hosting a comedy show!

Da da da

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Da da da da

And if you're wondering if I might be dating a blue haired guy…

[Minako blows a kiss at me]

But no comment on that… in my dialogue.

Da da da

Da da da da

This is my Cultural dialogue.

You might be expecting me to say… something bad 'bout Cato…

And how he walked up to the office and ruined our BM club dialogue…

[*sighs*]

But there's nothing more to say, because everything's OK,

We've got security on the lining the place!

This is my Cultural dialogue.

Da da

Da da da

This is my Cultural dialogue.

Da da

Da da da

That was… my Cultural dialogue."

The crowd explodes in applause.

Some boys threw roses at the stage.

Minako bows and goes to the backstage.

"Good job! Where did you come up with that?" I asked her.

"I didn't. I got the idea from this show called-" Minako began.

Then, Yuko appeared.

"Guys!" Yuko cried, "The audience demands an encore!"

"Also…" Kenji said beside her, "Sales have been sky high!"

"Well, looks like you'll have another go, Minako." I said.

"No!" Yukari cried, "I'll do it."

"Are you sure?" I said.

"Very." Yukari said as she glares at Minako.

"If Minako can do it, so can I."

Yukari walks up to the stage.

The crowd grew silent. They weren't expecting Yukari to go up.

"Hello." Yukari said, "Now, I know you want Minako, but she's resting her larynx…"

"No I'm not!" Minako shouts from the backstage.

"This song's for all the ladies out there. It's about the moment when your fellow comes through the door on your birthday, and you see that strange look in his face - you know the one I mean!"

She drew a deep breath and takes the guitar and began to sing a song.

"It's October, the day's nineteen,
But from the look on your face
You don't know what it means.

Don't even try it, don't even deny it,
You forgot it was my Birthday...

You tried to scramble and whip something up
But your balloons say "Happy Bar Mitzvah"
Your card says "My condolences."
There's no mistaking it, don't bother faking it,
You forgot it was my Birthday.

I bought you an earphone,
And bought you some bon-bons,
And put on some nice lingerie,
You gave me your Mp3,
And the cash in your pockets,
And a copy of New York Times,

"And it wasn't even from today - it was from an old motel!

"You said you made plans, but it didn't seem right,
When we went to the Blue Palm at 8:00 at night,
Your reservation should be in quotations
You forgot about my Birthday.I know I'm angry
But later, I'll be fine
You're just an idiot, You may be a dope,
But at least you're mine.
And you can bet your ass I'll never let you forget
When you forgot about my Birthday."

The crowd roars just as loud as they did for Minako.

Then, our rudimentary curtains went down.

We all reassembled behind it.

Then, it opened.

"We'd like to thank the Professor, Ms. Toriumi and Mitsuru-san for allowing this club to open, thanks to our security team, our bar maids and of course, you, our audience for making this worthwhile!" I said.

"Come back next year!" Quan urged.

"You idiot! We graduate this year!" Lee said.

The crowd laughs.

"Thanks for coming!"

The crowd groans, but they all left.

After we cleaned up, we counted our money.

"Holy crap… we made that much on student entrances alone?!" Minako cried.

"Plus the food and drinks…" Yuko muttered as she did the math.

"Add it all…" Quan muttered, "Equals to this amount." Quan points to the paper.

We all stood there dumbstruck.

"That's WAAAY too many zeroes!" Minako cried.

We divided it up, most of the money going to the comedians, since we won.

"I'm glad about this day." Quan said.

Everyone agreed.

"But I'm real excited for tomorrow!" a guy said.

The gang groaned.

It was a double edged sword, after all.

We were curious ourselves about what would happen tomorrow…

Author's notes: You guys really didn't think I'd take two months to update, right? What author does that?

Anyway, I hope you guys are excited with the next chapter!

I took some snippets of my favorite skits, since I'm no comic.

As always, please review.