A/N: This chapter may contain slightly offensive homosexual jokes.

If you are either sensitive or easily offended, then be forewarned.

Also, for ardent P4 fans, you'll notice something with their costumes in the cross dressing competition… a little Easter egg for die-hard Persona fans (like me.)

(11/02/10)

Same day…

After we returned for the night, Minako sent me a box of her girlie clothes for tomorrow.

Since I was miffed and sort of annoyed, I threw it in one corner.

(11/03/10)

Saturday…

Today I got up and left for school after breakfast with Leah, Junpei and Akihiko.

Junpei and I exchanged grim looks as Akihiko and Leah chatted loudly.

I ate fast, since I wanted to ditch the drag clothes.

Junpei followed and we ran out together.

Luckily, Minako saw us and gave chase, not bothering to check if I had my clothes.

We lost her in the train, but she found me as I walked to the high school.

Minako finally caught up with us.

"Why the hell were you two running away?" Minako asked as she greedily sipped a coconut flavored shake.

"We were in a hurry." I said quickly.

"Riiiight…" Junpei said.

"I'll wait here for Leah-nee." Minako said.

"Sure."

Then, we managed to go into the classroom, where it was made into our makeshift rooms.

Lee was already there with Quan.

Inside, was Pinky and Yukari. They blocked the view of Lee.

"And like… this." Yukari said.

"*squeal* He's so cute!" Pinky squealed.

"Hey guys!" Lee said.

"Lee! You finally stopped wearing that army jacket of your-" I stopped, "WHAT are you wearing?"

Lee was wearing a transparent leotard, a chest-revealing cotton shirt and an ascot.

"Dude… nice ascot!" Junpei said.

"Thanks." Lee said.

"Whoa, what's with the pink Speedo?" I said.

"Oh, uh…" Lee blushed, "Well, Pinky-chan and Yukari-san recommended the color pink for the swimsuit competition."

"Because only REAL MEN wear pink!" Yukari cried.

"And only REAL WOMEN are called Pink!" Pink cried.

"I didn't know there was a swimsuit competition!" Junpei cried.

"I know." Lee said, "But evidently, there is."

"Really now?" I said.

"Anyway, I need to check myself out." And with that, he went behind the dividers.

Junpei and I chatted and Minako called us.

"Leah-nee wants to see you guys." Minako said.

Leah was outside.

"Hey nee." I said.

"Sup Lea-nee?" Junpei said.

"Hey guys!" Leah said, "I packed you some lunch!"

She hands us two large paper bags.

"That's funny. What happened to my bento box?" I asked.

"I… uh, had to clean it."

"Sweet!" Junpei said, "Finally, I get the lion's share."

"I want to fatten you guys up! I want you to win the cross dressing competition!" Leah cried.

"Luckily for us," Junpei smirked, "I forgot my stuff."

"So did I." I said smartly, "Which means, the contest is off."

"Au contraire." Leah said.

"Eh? Whatever man..." Junpei said as he dug his hands in the bag.

He fished out a black thong, a few dresses and a wig.

I fished out mine and I got a blue wig and a few girlie clothes.

"This isn't our lunch!" Junpei cried.

"Or is it?" Minako said, "If you guys wear that, you'll turn to fruit cakes!" Minako cried.

Everyone in the hall laughed at us.

"What's going on here?" Lee said from inside the room as he held a bag of popcorn.

Immediately as they made eye contact, the air began to compact and distort as the bag popped.

He went back inside.

"Go in and get dressed, I need to find Aki." Leah said and left.

"Great…" Junpei muttered.

We went in with Minako.

Lee was already out, still wearing the clothes he wore.

"I look dashing." He said, "Reminds me of the cross dressing contest we had back in the army… that was a fun night."

"Are you gay or something?" Minako asked.

"Well, it increases morale, so we cross dressed. Nothing gay about that." Lee said.

"Oh, yeah, it is damn gay," Minako said, "You fairy."

"Fairy?!" Lee fumed.

Then, a rather nervous-looking Fuuka went in with a bowl of steaming soup.

"Lee-san…" She knelt in front of Lee.

Lee, looking flustered and confused, helped her up.

"Lee-dono." Fuuka said shakily, "I don't have anything to precious to help you with, nor can I take your place in the contest, but I wish you all the luck in the world with this special soup I made… I made it with love and luck." She said as she sheepishly handed him a steaming bowl of delicious smelling (and looking,) soup.

Lee took it slowly, looked at it as if it were a bright gem, then he started to sob.

"Ah, stop your sniveling, this isn't a funeral!" Minako scowled.

"How can you be so cold hearted?" Lee said hotly, setting the bowl carefully on a table.

"What was that? Talking back to me now, eh?" Minako snarled, "You may have killed people before, but you're still a fairy!" Minako hissed.

Lee immediately runs to his chair and breaks down.

"*sob* …is it such a crime to serve your country?!" Lee wept.

Minako giggled playfully.

"Once a fairy, always a fairy!" Minako pointed a finger as she walked slowly to him, "Look at you! And what the hell is with the pink underwear? Is it so the other guys can see your ass at night? Why don't you just wear a diaper for Christ's sake?!"

Lee runs away from Minako and cries in Junpei's arms.

Yukari stepped forward.

"What's wrong with pink underwear?" Yukari shouted, "Where were you when your country needed you? If it wasn't for guys like him, you'd be in Ground Zero!" Yukari said hotly.

"Oh, shut it, Takeba." Minako said.

"Be reasonable!" Yukari cried.

"I'll be reasonable with you! You each owe me my share of the money from the Culture festival! Pay up or die!"

"Tch… don't worry, I'll pay for it!" Yukari said.

"Think you're a smart-ass, Drakon-Lady?" Minako snarled.

"What's it to you, you red-haired sociopath!"

"Bitch!"

They started to argue.

"There's nothing wrong with being gay!" Yukari said.

"I'm not gay!" Lee piped, "I'm just metrosexual!"

"Shut up everyone!" I said, "Can't we all just wear our drag costumes without a goddamned fight? This is going to be bad enough without you two fighting!"

We all quieted down.

"I'm sorry, Lee." Minako muttered.

Lee wasn't listening as he drank his soup with delight.

The rest of the girls and Kenji and Quan, entered the room.

"Let's start now?" I said.

Immediately, about four of them grabbed me.

"Ooooh! Try some Givenchy on him!" Rio said.

"Yeah!"

"Number 5?"

"No, no, try Number 91."

"Just dress me up already! No delays!" I said, "Er… except with the Givenchy thing, if you think it'd work."

Seven girls kissed me in the cheek.

"Clothes, accessories or perfume?" Yuiri asked.

"All!" Pinky cried, "I'll do the makeup!"

"And then we can dress them in Victoria's Secret clothes!" Yukari suggested.

"No way! That stuff is too lacy! Try some Forever 21 first!" Minako cried.

After 40 minutes, I came out looking like a clown.

"This won't work!" I said, "Not unless I'm joining a clown contest!"

"Hey! That's just mean!" Pinky sniffed.

The remade me and it took the rest of the day for them to prepare us.

As we were smothered by girls, Junpei was beside me.

"Ugh…" Junpei choked as he inhaled expensive perfume, "M-Minato… h-hold my hand…"

I clasped his hand.

"Minato… I have to say something…" Junpei gasped as he inhaled a mixture of Victoria's Secret and Givenchy #496.

"What… is it?"

"I've always admired you, man… You're a leader… a visionary…" Junpei squeezed my hand. "Remember me when you reach the top…"

"Can it, Junpei… you're full of shit…" I gasped.

Then, after an eternity, we emerged.

I had extensions to my hair reaching my hip and I wore a long pink tank top-like shirt that reached my thighs and I had my eye lashes curled.

They also applied lipstick and makeup.

"*gasp*" the girls gasped.

"What?" I said.

"Holy crap!" Minako said, "Everyone! Presenting! Minato-chan!" Minako exclaimed.

All the girls excitedly flocked me.

They were hugging me.

"Wait!" Minako cried as she went to me, "Try this on."

She put a blue Detective's hat on my head.

"Sweet hat." I noted.

"Right? Doesn't Minato look like that Detective Prince?" Minako said.

"Prince? From what I heard, 'he' is a 'she'." a girl said.

"What is this? Hot Chick? That stuff doesn't happen in real life!" Yukari said.

"Let's just agree that Minato is a cute girl." Pinky said.

Everyone muttered in agreement.

"H-How about me?" Junpei said skittishly.

I looked at him and I was surprised.

"Yikes!" Lee shouted from the side of the door as he went back inside in a huff.

Junpei wore a red sweater-jacket with a skirt and a yellow scarf and he had a silky, jet black wig over his usually buzz-cut hair and (thankfully,) black leggings that covered his jungle-thick hairy legs.

It was topped with a red head-band.

He looked totally strange.

"Ewww!" All the girls screamed.

"Hey!" Junpei said, "I look fabulous!"

"One thing though…" Yukari said, "You need to get rid of the goatee."

"I will certainly not!" Junpei protested.

"Look… Lose the goatee or else." Yukari glared at him.

"No way! Do what you want to me, but no one touches my goatee."

"Hmmm…" Minako said, "There's one thing that'll make you look 10 years younger."

"What?" Junpei asked excitedly.

"Duct tape." Minako said.

"Duct tape? Okay!" Junpei said, "We've got some left over from yesterday!" he hands a roll to Minako.

"Okay… here we go…" Minako rips a strip and puts it in Junpei's face.

"One… two… THREE!" She savagely rips out the duct tape from Junpei's chin, revealing the strip with bristly hair.

"OWWWW!" Junpei howls in pain as he clasps his bald chin.

"There we go!" Minako exclaims.

Lee came out.

He wore a long sleeved turtle neck sweater with a short pink vest and had a wig of golden-brown girlish pigtails.

"How do I look?" he said shyly.

He looked oddly young, for the eldest in our group.

"What about me?" Kenji squeaked from a corner as Rio stood behind him.

He had his usually medium-length hair in a sleek bowl-cut as he wore a wool-patterned skirt and a sporty green high collared jacket adorned with several aluminum badges.

He had lipstick and high-knee socks on.

"And me?" Quan said.

Among the 'girls', Quan looked pretty.

Risette fans led by Pinky, grieved at the starlet's hiatus, fashioned Quan in her likeness.

He wore a white turtleneck with a red V-neck shirt and a black skirt with black jeggings.

He had a high wig of red hair and he was powdered with makeup and lipstick.

He did the Risette pose: legs apart with his hands behind him.

"Here's Risette!" Quan said in his best impression of Risette.

All the girls clapped and some boys actually thought Quan was Risette.

"Tch… Risette…" Minako muttered, "That little twig wouldn't last a second in the real world!"

"Why do you hate her? You sound just like her." Yukari said.

"I SOOO do not!" Minako said.

"You might have the same voice actors or something…" Junpei joked.

"Don't joke about that, Iori!" Minako snarled, "That's so not funny."

"Hey, Laura Bailey is the most golden voiced in the entire dang industry, along with Tara Platt!"

"I know that! She's the greatest!" Minako snarled, "Tara Platt included!"

Junpei piped down.

A few guys was looking at me intently.

"What are you looking at? Never seen a drag queen before?!" Lee shouted.

The ran off.

We went to the auditorium, where the contest was about to start.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We now begin the second day of our annual Culture Festival with the ever-popular Cross dressing competition!"

After the usual hoo-ha, the MC, a guy who had gingery orange hair, announced the judges.

"Our first judge is a graduate from Harvard University, magna cum laude, a fellow Professor in Cambridge University and a master poet, Professor Peter Lao!"

Professor Peter stood up and bowed curtly.

"Our next judge is our very own Headmistress Mitsuru Kirijo."

Mitsuru stood up and nodded sternly.

"Our next judge is the boxing champion of Iwatodai: Akihiko Sanada!"

Akihiko stood up as his old fangirls cheered for him.

"Our guest-judge is a soldier from Libya, Leah Otsuji."

Many guys looked dreamily at her as Leah stood up and winked.

Junpei's jaw dropped.

"Okay! The moment you've all been waiting for… the "Miss" Gekkoukan High pagent!"

Everyone cheered.

"Our first contestant is a feminine beauty that attracts both genders with his androgynous appeal, from the fourth year, class 3-D, Minata-chan!"

I came out and blushed unintentionally as I put my hands in an awkward knot.

"H-Hello everyone!" I said.

Everyone cheered.

"Ohhhh!" a freshman girl said, "He's so cute!"

"He looks like an uke from a yaoi mag I read…"

"Oh man! There's the winner!"

"Now, Minata-chan, what would you say is your best feature?" the MC asked.

"Uh… My legs?" I said awkwardly.

Everyone roared.

"That's right folks! Minata-chan's ivory legs can tempt even the most experienced elephant poachers!" the MC said, "Now, I don't know how anyone can win at this point, but our second contestant is a class clown who just can't seem to stop fooling around, from the same class, Junkei-chan!"

Junpei comes out and does a sexy pose.

Everyone was repulsed.

"Gross!"

"AHHH! MY EYES!"

"I think I just got cancer from looking…"

"Hmph!" Junpei huffed.

"Now, do you always wear girls clothes?" the MC asked.

"Yes…" Junpei said, not paying attention, "I mean NO!" Junpei cried after he realizes that everyone became quiet.

Everyone howled with laughter.

"Our third contestant is another student from 3-D, a war-mongering maniac who kills people for less… in the army, Lee-chan!"

Lee comes out and winks at everyone.

The students didn't know how to react.

"Now, don't shoot me to death if I ask, but were you excited about joining?"

"Hell yeah." Lee said bravely.

We all looked at him.

"Whoa… brave guy."

"He's got guts."

"Fairy…" Minako muttered.

"Our fourth contestant is a Risette-fan, the son of the Professor who made all of this possible, Quanna-chan!"

Quan came out and did the Risette pose.

All the boys looked awed.

"Holy crap! Quan looks hot!"

"Is that Risette?"

"Damn…"

Professor Peter stood up and clapped.

"That's my girl!"

Quan made a fist at his dad.

"Our fifth contestant is yet another class clown, a less than sporty, Kenja-chan."

Kenji came out and the sports teams stamped their feet.

"Hello!" Kenji said in his girly voice.

"Yum yum…" Rio said sadly.

"Looks like your entrance caused quite a stir! Tell me, did you sign yourself up?"

"Uh… Not exactly…" Kenji said, "The love of my life did that for me."

Rio blushed.

"The next contestant is a hot blooded native of Japan, Hideyasu-chan!"

Hide came out wearing a modern dancer's outfit.

A few people muttered.

"Are you here to dance?" The MC asked.

Hide breathed through the mic, "No."

"Er… sorry." The MC said, "Uh, moving on! Our final contender is an Egyptian national who thought it'd be smart to move from his desert into this icy land, Hortez-chan!"

Hortez went out and did a ballerina spin as he wore a pale pink ballerina cosutume.

The audience erupted in laughter.

"I take it that you were interested in joining?" the MC asked.

"Duh, no." Hortez said, "Master Cato let me join fer free!"

Everyone chuckled nervously.

Then…

"The votes have been collected! And our winner is… Minato-chan!"

I buried my face in my hands.

"Congratulations…" the MC said, "Stick around folks, the second part will be coming soon! And this time, there'll be actual beauties in that competition! Your reward, Minato-chan, will be a position as honorary judge."

"Lucky me." I mutter.

After we walked down, we immediately ripped off our clothes and walked back to the room in our underwear.

Most of the guys stared at us.

"What the hell are you assholes looking at?!" Lee barked, "Want to be raped in the ass?!"

The guys looked away.

I smiled because for a moment later, the girls would be at my mercy.

End of part one.

Part 2 coming soon. Review please.