A/N: Sorry I didn't update sooner. I didn't really see the need to update as much, seeing as there is little to write for.

A few key pointers: tons of craziness ensues and if you hate either pillow fights or Nerf or general craziness, then you can turn away.

But if you DO like it… then carry on.

(11/03/10)

Same day…

"This is so damn unfair!"

Junpei was crying loudly as he walked around my side of Narda with the other guys.

The guys already changed to their PJ's, so it was quite comical seeing Junpei rant in his Donald Duck pajamas.

"Yeah. How come my room doesn't have a secret closet?" Akihiko said as he donned the shirt in his silver pajama top.

"It's not a closet!" I said dismissively, "Not really my fault, you guys chose the rooms while I was out hauling my stuff upstairs." I countered.

"Well, nothing we can do about it, eh?" Junpei said as he admired his pajamas in the mirror.

Kenji whistled, "Sweet place though…"

"Yeah… sharing a room with Minako!" Quan said.

"I'm not really sharing it… it's just a common lodge." I said.

"Still… hey, why don't we go to their side of the room?" Junpei said.

"Hey, that don't sound too slick, bro…" Lee said, "I imagine they'll kill us and eat our liver…"

"Maybe they'll kiss us and eat our-" Quan said.

"Hey, that sounds good…" Junpei said, "Everyone, grab a pillow!" Junpei said.

"Let's think this through." Akihiko warned.

"Yeah! Minako will rip our guts out and watch us bleed." I said.

"It'll be worth it." Kenji said, "My dear Rio-chan…"

"All right… don't say I didn't told you so…" I warned as I threw a pillow at Junpei.

Everyone smiled as we took a pillow each.

"Ready?" I asked.

The boys nodded solemnly.

Without a word, we crept silently to the girl's side of Narda.

Minako POV

"Hey this place is really neat!" Rio said

"Eh… not really…" Pinky said, looking around the room, "Look at the state of this place!"

"Hehe, I meant in a cool kind of way…"

"You're a bit of a slob, aren't you?" Leah said, "Give me 5000 yen and I'll fix this shit hole up!"

"All brilliant people are!" I looked around, "Yeah, sure, Leah..." I then bulldozed some of the stuff to an empty part of my room.

After we set our sleeping bags and futons…

"Ooooh! Fuuka! Your pajamas are so silky!" Rio said, "Where did you buy that?"

Fuuka blushed shyly.

"It was a gift from my aunt."

"S'good thing your aunt gives you something," I said, "Mine give me nothing but insults.

Fuuka shuffled.

"Can I touch?" I said, touching her pajama.

"H-Hey! That tickles!" Fuuka said as she giggled.

Everyone joined in and tickled Fuuka.

We tickled her a lot more before stopping.

"Hey, where does that corridor lead to?" Yukari said while still giggling.

"Eh… Minato's closet." I said, trying to catch my breath.

"WHAT?!" Yukari shouted loudly.

Everyone looked at her.

"What's wrong?" Rio said.

"Wh- wh-what?!"

"Hey, are you dating him?" I said.

"Er… no." Yukari said.

"Then take a chill pill and chillax." I said.

"Whatever…" Yukari muttering things like 'thief' and 'sneak'.

"Hey, watch me do a handstand!" I said, quickly getting into position.

I did a three second handstand as everyone clapped.

Minato POV

"ATTACK!" Junpei yelled as she smacked an upside-down Minako with his down-pillow.

"Yow!" Minako flipped unceremoniously over as she went down with a startled yelp.

"Watch it!" Yukari snarled as I hit her square in the nose with my pillow.

"Ow! Idiot!" Rio growled as she put out a forearm to defend herself from Kenji's double barrage of pillows.

"Asshole!" Leah spat as Akihiko gave her a 3-hit combo, sending feathers everywhere.

"Quanny!" Pinky cried as Quan hit her with a pillow.

"Lee-san!" Fuuka pleaded as Lee hit her with a pillow.

Immediately, we knew we made a mistake when they glowered at us.

"What the hell was that about?!" Minako roared.

We all smiled sheepishly as Minako punched Junpei in the nose.

"Get out!" Minako snarled.

The girls chased us out and we ran back.

"Man, they take things too seriously, do they?" Junpei said, pinching his nose and leaning his head back.

"You do realize that doing that is actually bad?" Quan said.

"What should I do then?" Junpei said.

"Stuff your nose with cotton." Akihiko said.

"Hey! Check it out!" Kenji said.

We all looked and we saw that the girls made a crudely made barricade from tables, chairs and all sorts of flotsam and jetsam.

It was a few feet high.

"Looks like Minako moved all the trash in her room out…"

"I heard that!" Minako cried.

We all stared at it for a while.

"What should we do?" Junpei said.

"What can we do?" I said.

"I say we attack." Lee said.

We all stared at him, "Are you on drugs?" Quan said.

"No, seriously." Lee insisted, "By building that 'wall' they challenge our strength."

"What strength?" Kenji cried, "They can kick our asses without lifting a finger!"

"Not that I would mind…" Akihiko muttered.

"Should we?" Quan said.

"I knew it. You guys are too chicken to do it." Lee said.

"We are not chicken!" Junpei cried, "My popcorn!" he bent over and picked the popcorn with his mouth.

"Anyway, who's with me?" Lee said.

"Do we have a choice?" I said.

"Excellent!" Lee said.

Then, we set off again.

Outside their side…

"We're coming in!" Lee cried as we climbed.

Minako POV

After we built the barricade, we all sat down and had some sandwiches.

"Those guys are such tools!" Rio cried.

"I know! Minato hit my face with the zipper!" Yukari said.

"Well, they seem to be shutting up now that we built this wall." I said.

"We're coming in!" A voice sounding like Lee said.

"Oh god!" Yukari cried.

"What do we do?!" Fuuka said.

I strode to a cabinet and opened a door.

I threw Yukari a Nerf Retaliator .

"What the hell is this?!" she cried.

"Nerf for Nerds." I said, handing Rio an Alpha Trooper CS-12.

"Sweet! This one looks like a 50. Cal!" said Leah, after I handed her a Stampede ECS.

"I know… cost me a fair penny." I said, "Fuuka! Catch!" I tossed Fuuka a Stockade.

I handed Pinky a Nitron.

"What about you?" she asked.

I took a Rampage for myself.

Junpei was already up, helping Lee.

I aimed at him and sent a barrage of foam at his bum, sending him crashing on top of Lee on the other side of the barricade.

"This is insanity!" Yukari cried as we took positions.

"It's Nerf or nothing."

Minato POV

"Junpei! What happened?" I asked as he mysteriously fell off.

"I don't know… one second, I was helping Lee up, the next thing I know is that I had a searing ass-pain and fell on the ground."

"Let me take a look…" Quan said as he climbed the barricade.

Several pops were heard as Quan fell.

He had two foam darts in his nose and several more protruding his mouth.

"They got Nerf guns!" He cried as he spat out the darts.

"Nerf guns? What are you, pussies?" Lee said haughtily, "Takes more than a few foam darts and toy guns to take this guy down!" he said as he clambered up the barricade.

"Lee! No!" I cried, but a rain of darts felled him and rained down on us.

"Suction darts!" Lee cried.

"Let's rush them!" I said, "They wouldn't expect that!"

"Agreed!" Kenji said.

We all charged.

Minako POV

"It's very quiet…"

It had been a few minutes since Lee went down.

Then, the boys climbed up the barricade.

We let loose a rain of Darts.

"Ammo! I need more ammo!"Yukari cried.

"Where's the ammo?!" I cried.

"I need a clip!" Rio said.

"On the left!" Fuuka said.

We fired at the boys, who seemed to get stronger and more durable every time they fell.

"Crap! This one needs more ammo!" Leah snarled, "And none of these darts fit the magazine!"

"Then drop that pea-shooter and use THIS!" I said, handing her a Vulcan BF-50.

"HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!" Leah cried.

"Th-that's a Vulcan BF-50!" Fuuka said, "That isn't even available for sale! How did you get that?"

"I… borrowed it."

"Whatever, just set it up!" Yukari scowled, "It's our only chance!"

"Hehe… this is actually quite exciting!" Fuuka said.

Leah set it up and shot a hailstorm of Nerf at Akihiko and Minato, who fell down with a crash.

After a few minutes, we all ran out of ammo, except Fuuka.

"Dammit! We should've taken turns…" Pinky said.

"Minako, don't you have any more ammo?" Rio said.

"No… I had those just lying around…" I said, "I should've bought more…"

"Well, we better do something fast… who else has ammo?" Yukari said.

Fuuka and Pinky raised their hands.

"Just hold them off while I go grab something…" I said.

They nodded and shot Kenji and Junpei, who were attempting to climb up.

"Minako! Hurry up!" Yukari screamed.

I dug through my closet and found a dusty box.

I opened it and loaded it as I went out.

"Holy crap! A Nerf-zooka!" Rio cried.

"I know." I said as I took aim at a hammer that was supporting the barrier.

I squeezed the trigger and missed.

"It's too small!" said Fuuka.

"Go grab a boxing glove or something!" I snarled.

They handed me a boxing glove, which I added to the second bazooka shell.

"Ahhh…" I said as I aimed.

"This is beginning to be more like Mr. Bean!" Yukari said.

Minato and all the boys were up on the barricade and their eyes opened in horror as I aimed at it.

"N-No, Minako, don't even think about it!" Minato said, "You wouldn't dare!"

I smirked, "Smile, you sonofabitch!"

I squeezed the trigger and hit the hammer, causing the barricade to fall and the boys to get slightly injured.

We saw them hobble back as we all celebrated with some butterbeer.

A/N: Sorry if that was a bit too crazy… Nerf gave me quite the memories and I decided to immortalize one of those memories by writing one of our fights in the story…

Also, as for the butterbeer, I'm sort of a Potterhead now, so... Accio Butterbeer anyone?

Part 2 coming very soon, my beloved readers! I do hope you would take the time to review!