DoA: 30
Author's note: hey, sorry for those who had waited a long time for this, especially my dear fellow MinaxMina shippers. And, of course, those who weren't at all satisfied with the ending of Persona. Which is, pretty much, everyone in the entire fandom.
You see, my laptop had crashed a month and a half ago, and I was lost in where to begin again and I was already halfway through with chapters 36-37! Talk about misfortune! I poured most of my imagination into it, so I lost my drive to write for a while, but I finally got off my ass and began writing again! Be very sure to review, especially for those who favorite it, because that's all I'm asking for, really.
And not just the predictable and usual pathetic review, "Grate story! Plz UpDate!" bullshit, because that's just annoying as hell. And an illiterate, overused and idiotic review at that. Try to make it long and insightful or even give ideas you want, because this may escape your notice, but I listen to what you say. This may also escape your notice, but I work hard to write. This is for you people, so please do your part and help me, help you by reviewing.
Well, in any event, although this isn't as epic as my original one, please do enjoy!
We staggered out the wreck, broken and scarred.
Junpei had several scratches and bruises, while Lee had many splinters in his legs and butt, since he shattered a chair when he fell. He also had several abrasions.
Quan had escaped most of the injury by combat rolling when he fell, only to have me fall right on top of him.
Kenji's hand had been sprained by a pile of boxes that fell on his wrist.
Lee, Junpei and Quan dragged Akihiko from underneath a pile of flotsam and jetsam.
I, on the other hand, had sustained little injuries. But I got socked in the face when I fell
We settled in my side of Narda. Kenji was plucking pieces of splinters from Lee's legs.
"Ow!" Lee yelped, "Much obliged, shorty... Now... Can you do the other side?" He said as he pulled down his shorts, revealing a pin-cushioned buttock.
"Oh boy..." Kenji groaned as he began plucking again.
"Those girls were dirty..." Lee continued, "I mean, using Nerf guns on us! The nerve!"
"Snrk..." Junpei stifled a laugh.
"Something funny, Junior?" Lee said crossly.
"N-nothing... The girls had some... They had a lot of nerf to shoot at us!"
Perhaps it was the tension, or maybe the after effects of the fall, but we all couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha... Never... I never knew Hasbro sold Nerf guns here..." Quan said, not quite getting over his giggle fit.
"She probably didn't get them from here." I said, "She used to be from America. Or London. Whichever."
"And if those guys from Hasbro could market My Pretty Pony here, then they could definitely sell Nerf here... Don't know why they don't though..." Akihiko said.
"I see... But are we gonna let this one slide? Look what they did to Lee and Akihiko-san!" Quan said.
"Tis a flesh wound, Henry." Lee said with a faux pompous voice.
"It's Quan." Quan said, "Besides, my father was never reluctant to put me to the rod when I got expelled, so punishing girls won't be too hard for me. Pinky definitely needs to be spanked. It's been a while since I've done that, but it needs to be done."
Everyone mused on the idea. They obviously want retribution.
That definitely got Junpei riled up. "A sound plan! I even have some moves I learned from Chidori."
"Moves?" Kenji said.
"How else was I able to pass the exams?" Junpei said.
"I don't know. Probably a cheat sheet or something..." Quan said.
"Give me some credit!" Junpei said.
"Enough," I said, "What's the idea? It seems as though we can't get close enough to get physical... Definitely a suicide mission if we do... I have a feeling that the Nerf guns aren't the only thing those savage nymphs could dish out..."
"How about a panty raid?" Lee said, "After all, you can't beat the classics."
Everyone smiled at the thought. I smiled because I thought they were amused by such an infantile idea.
"Sounds like a good plan." Quan said.
"WHAT?!" I said in absolute disbelief, "You guys are actually serious about this?!"
"As serious as the plague." Lee sad solemnly.
I stared at them with disbelief. "Have you guys lost your minds?! Is there something wrong with your brains or something?!"
"Nah. My mom had me tested already. The results were inconclusive though..." Lee said, "But the point is we need to hit the girls where it would really hurt-"
"By burning their shoe collections?" Quan said.
"Yes. I mean no." Lee said, "By pilfering and looting their undies!"
"Guys, that doesn't seem like such a nice thing to do." I said.
"And what they did was nice?" Lee said, "I'm pretty certain that it wasn't."
"Come on fellas..." I reasoned, "Why don't we just teepee their houses? Starting with Leah's joint?" Junpei said, "We gotta knock her house up!"
"You moron! Are you forgetting that Leah lives here!?" I said.
"They shot us down mercilessly!" Junpei said, "Just teepeeing their houses won't cut it."
"That was because we tried to go in their room!" I said.
"Still! Retribution must follow." Lee said.
"Come on... Kenji and Akihiko-san will back me up!" I said.
"Speak for yourself dude," Kenji said, "I want to go."
"Oh man... And you, Senpai?" I said.
"Eh... No comment." Akihiko said, "I don't want in."
"Aha! See?" I said.
"Really Senpai?" Junpei said.
"I'm neither for, nor against it." Akihiko said, "Come what may. Although if Mitsuru was there, it'd be a definite no. Besides, I'm open to new things, and a panty raid is definitely a first for me."
"So, you're a raid virgin?" Junpei said, "Don't worry. You won't forget your first."
"You know, your mother's panties don't actually count." Quan said.
"Shaddup! That's not the point." Junpei said irritatedly, "So, we wilco on the plan? Or does Minato have anything else to preach about morality?" Junpei said.
"I'm highly against this, but I can't go against a general consensus and become the social pariah of this group." I said, "So, yeah, you morons can count me in on your suicide mission."
"Yes! Mark my words, by later this evening, we'll be loaded with enough panties to start a lingerie store!" Lee promised.
"What's the plan, Scipio Africanus?" I said dryly.
"Okay. From what I've seen in their rooms, they keep their clothes and laundry in a different room-" Lee began.
"Wait, you just glanced their room?" Junpei said.
"Yeah. In my line of work, we need a sharp eye and survey the battlefield." Lee explained, "As I was saying, they probably keep their junk in a separate room. Now, if we somehow sneak up a window with a ladder, we may be able to gain entrance to the house. By then, we can split into 3 groups and search the rooms. Then, we steal their underwear and haul ass. Simple enough." Lee said.
Everyone nodded.
"Imagine holding a handful of Rio's undies, Kenji." Lee said.
Kenji literally drooled at the thought.
"And you, Junpei, the ultimate revenge to Yukari for all the times she dissed you..."
"While I relish the thought of stealing her undies, I must not let X-rated thoughts get to me. Chidori is my one and only." Junpei said.
"How very touching." Lee said sarcastically, "And Quan... Imagine Pinky's soiled underwear as you-"
"I'm going to the bathroom... To... do stuff." He ran off.
"Don't blow too much of your load!" Lee said, "And Akihiko-san... Imagine Leah's-"
"L-Leah?!" Akihiko said in surprise, "What gave you the idea that I liked her?"
"You like her." Lee said, "Nothing more to it, De La Hoya." Lee said, "And Minato, you can have Minako's."
"What are you talking about?" I said.
"Well... You know..." Junpei said, "Come on! We ain't blind, bro! We all see the way you look at her!"
"Your eyes shine and sparkle, like a blind man seeing sun for the first time." Kenji said.
"W-what?! My eyes always sparkle!"
"And the way you smile everytime you see her." Akihiko said.
"That's because she usually says something ridiculous everytime she makes an intro."
"And the way you hold her close whenever you make contact with her." Quan, who had returned with a flushed face, said.
"I only do that so she won't punch me!" I said, "And you got a tissue stuck in your head!"
Quan removed the tissue as he blushed scarlet red.
"In any event, I will not be made the spoilsport here! Let's go!" I said, suddenly becoming fired up.
We all ran out of the room.
We walked towards the lonely window of Minako's home.
"Oh, that's great! How're we gonna clear a fifteen feet by jumping?!" Junpei said.
"Oh well, looks like we'll have to go home now!" Akihiko said.
"Looks like it." Lee said dejectedly.
"And I was so looking forward to it!" Quan said mournfully.
"Looks like Minato got his wish." Junpei said.
"Say what?" I said.
"I'm saying you got your wish since you so obviously didn't want in-"
"Justaminute!" I shouted, "Wait. Here." I said through my teeth.
I ran upstairs and took something Minako gave me.
"A rope ladder?" Lee said incredulously.
"Damn right. What, they don't teach you how to climb rope ladders on the army? Or they don't teach ya how to have fun?" I said.
"Jeez..." Lee said, "I was just gonna ask how you got to that."
"I, uh, bought it." I lied.
"Really?"
"Yeah." I said.
"Then kindly explain why it's labelled 'Minako's rope ladder'?" He said as he pointed at the label.
"She gave it to me so I can sneak to her room. Are we done playing 20 questions now?" I said angrily.
Junpei's jaw dropped.
"Oh, it's not what you guys think!" I said.
"Really?" Kenji said.
"Whatever! At any rate, Quan, climb over our shoulders and tie the ladders." I said.
"Why me?" Quan said.
"Because you're small enough to fit in a trunk."
"It looks pretty dangerous..." Quan said.
"Do it for Pinky!"
"For Pinky..." He said quietly, "FOR PINKY!" He said as we all got onto each other's shoulders and he clambered to the top.
We all climbed the rather wobbly ladder.
After we finally got over to the window, the guys seemed enthusiastic.
"Let's split up! Remember to listen closely first before entering." Lee said.
I was paired up with Akihiko while Lee was with Junpei and Quan with Kenji.
We started with the first few rooms. No luck, seeing as they were empty rooms and bathrooms. Mostly storage rooms for food. It seems as if we were raiding a storage warehouse.
We roamed around for a while, whispering to one another, until I recognized Minako's room. I saw the girl's bags nearby.
I somehow forced myself to rummage to it, finding a G-string that was obviously Minako's. It fitted her slim waistline and it was to her style. Plus, it was labelled 'Shigure', Minako's nickname.
"Mother load..." Akihiko whispered.
"Better tell them." I said, "And, Senpai, your nose is bleeding."
We searched for the rest and we found them on another room.
They were rubbing their faces with panties.
"Ohhhh! Oh yeah, baby!" Lee moaned.
"What the hell are you idiots doing?" Akihiko said.
"Oh... Senpai, Minato... Join us, bros... Plenty for everyone..." Junpei said.
"Um... You guys do realize that this isn't Minako's room, right?" I said, trying not to laugh.
"What the hell are you talking about? Look, these are Minako's, I'm sure of it!" Lee said.
"As compared to this, that... parachute you're holding has nothing to what we found." I said, showing them the one I had.
Lee's eyes opened in horror. Everyone elses, except ours, were wide open in disbelief.
"Whose are these?" Lee asked carefully.
"Her Aunt's, probably." I said.
That was enough to set them off. Lee opened the window and began retching uncontrollably. Junpei threw the one he wiped his face with as he grabbed a pack of Purell and scrubbed furiously. Quan turned green as Kenji, strangely enough, didn't seemed affected. Must be due to his fetish for older women that still lingered.
"FREEZE, PERVERTS!" A loud voice boomed.
When we turned around, it was Minako's Aunt wielding a shotgun.
"DON'T MOVE! OR I'LL BLOW YOUR TESTICLES OFF!"
We all put our arms in the air. Mostly to cover our faces, but it didn't seem necessary, since it was nearly pitch black and Minako mentioned her Aunt was night blind.
"Eh? Put that peashooter, granma... You don't wanna mess with me." Lee said with swagger.
"Shut your fucking face!" Minako's aunt said, "I'll blow you!" She shouted at Quan, "And then I'll blow you!" She shouted to Junpei.
"Blow me? What the hell? Hump me, that's all right, just don't blow me." Junpei said.
"I'm from New York! I killed before, and I'll kill again!" she shouted.
I looked at Akihiko and nodded, then he nodded to Junpei, and they passed it around.
"Now!" I said as Lee threw a handful of panties at her face and we ran past her.
She shot at us, with little success.
Akihiko, Kenji and I managed to run out the front door as Quan and Junpei managed to get out through the ladder, taking it down to prevent anyone from following. That meant that Lee was the only one at the house.
After some shouting, a muffled shot was, well, shot and Lee jumped out the window and landed quite hard on a bush.
"And don't come back!" A voice from the house cried.
Lee hobbled for a while and asked for help.
"She got me..." He said, "Right in the ass..." Lee moaned.
"Oh tits!" I cursed as we brought him in the house.
"Get some fucking help!" Junpei cried.
Quan picked up a phone and dialed the hospital.
"Hello? Tatsumi Memorial Hospital? Yes, we need a-"
"What the hell are you doing?!" Junpei said as he took the phone and slammed it down.
"Calling the hospital!" He said.
"Don't. Those nosey idiots from the station will snoop around on how Lee got his wounds. Ask the girls!"
We argued on who will do that, until finally, I decided to go.
I ran up and got to their part of Narda.
Meanwhile...
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end, you spit out a white liquid?" Yukari asked.
"Fellat-" Fuuka began.
"Oral-" Minako began
"Brushing your teeth." Pinky said, "Hey! Boy!"
"Second wave! Prepare to shoot!" Minako cried.
Everyone shot at me.
"I come in peace!" I shouted.
"Yeah, right!" Minako cried.
"Lee's hurt!" I said.
"Say what?" Minako said and they stopped shooting.
"We were, uh, playing Russian roulette and he got shot in the-"
"Say no more! Let's go!" Minako said.
When they arrived, the girls were all getting squeamish at the sight of blood, so they were sent away, except for Leah, for her medical skills, Minako, who didn't seemed troubled with blood, and Fuuka, who insisted on staying.
After Leah administered some first aid, she said that it was only a superficial wound from a geese-gun and isn't problematic, so long as we remove the shrapnel from his posterior.
Minako said she didn't want to touch his butt, so it was up to Fuuka, who was strangely willing to do so.
We left those two.
"So... Where did General Lee over there get the gunshot?" Minako asked, "And be honest, bestie."
"Promise not to get mad though?" I said.
"Yeah, sure."
I took a deep breath, "We were trying to get revenge from the massacre earlier and we snuck into your house with the ladder you gave me." I said.
"You snuck into my house?!" Minako flared.
"No harm, no foul!" I said, "Anyway, we ran into your aunt, who was obviously into duck-hunting... One thing led to another and... Say, didn't you guys hear any of it? It was pretty loud."
"My room has sound-proof walls." Minako said.
"Sorry though..." I said.
"Nah, think nothing of it." Minako said, "I would've done the exact same thing."
"Of course you would."
Meanwhile...
"Ow!" Lee cried, "Oh, Jesus Christ, that stings! Owwww!"
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Fuuka said apologetically.
"Dear Lord, that burns!" Lee said.
"Want me to blow on it?" Fuuka said.
"Yeah, thanks, that helps me get relaxed..." Lee said.
"Good." Fuuka said as she took another piece of shrapnel out.
"Ohhh..." Lee moaned.
"There!" Fuuka said.
"Lemme ask you a question... Am I handsome?" Lee said.
"Of course you are! Hehe, but you probably get that all the time from girls." Fuuka said.
Lee scoffed, "Yeah, right. As if girls might say: 'Hey, you got violence issues and you like to kill people, I gotta tap that ass!', as if!"
"That's not true... You're cute, funny and awesome... Maybe girls are flirting with you and you're not... aware of it...?" Fuuka said as a strange silence premated the air.
"No. Seriously?"
"Well... Kinda..."
Lee stared at her with his stony gaze.
"No! Ga ha ha ha!" Lee said as he gave a hearty laugh, Fuuka laughing rather halfheartedly.
"Yeah, that's a laugh!" Lee laughed.
Fuuka got up and emptied the contents of the alcohol bottle onto Lee's wounds, drawing an almighty wail.
"What was that for?!" Lee cried, "Ow! Good one Fuuka!"
"Sorry!" She said profusely.
"Nah, don't mention it. But if you really feel bad about it, you can buy me some coffee sometime."
"Deal!" Fuuka smiled.
"So, ready to turn in?" Yukari asked.
"Yeah, in a minute." Minako said.
"Well, good night." I said.
"Yeah, see you around." Minako said.
She left and I went to bed.
But before that, I went to my trophy room and tacked Minako's underwear right inside my Deus Xiphos cabinet.
I went to bed then, pretty much satisfied with today's events.
A/N: DONE! haha, yeah, I'll admit it was a bit tense, but you know...
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