Tucker

Variants & Intros


Variants

All variants have battle rifle on back and halo 5 armor.

Ambassador: Plasma Grenades on his hip (Gains use of grenades)

Captain: NR (New Republic) painted on his chest (Use of cameo unit for temporary invisibility)

Prophecy: Sword on hip glows (Gains further attacks with sword)


Intro Motion

Two: Tucker walks forward rolling his shoulder before speaking. He taps his sword on his hip as his opponent speaker. Tucker then pulls the gun from his back and the fight begins.

One: Opponent walks forward and does their bit. It shifts to Tucker who loads his gun as he speaks. Opponent finishes their bit and the fight starts.


Intros

Tucker

1st

Tucker A: Bucky, how'd you get free?

Tucker B: The name is Tucker.

Tucker A: Bullshit. I'm Tucker.

2nd

Tucker A: Captain Flowers?

Tucker B: No, my name is Tucker.

Tucker A: Caboose, knock it off!

3rd

Tucker B: No fuckin' way.

Tucker A: One of us is a fake.

Tucker B: Yeah, and its you.

Akuma

1st

Tucker: You only use your fists?

Akuma: They're all I need.

Tucker: You are so dead.

2nd

Tucker: Move along, civilian.

Akuma: You'll taste my fist!

Tucker: What did I do?

3rd

Akuma: The fake soldier.

Tucker: I'm a real soldier.

Akuma: Prove it.

4th

Akuna: The man from space.

Tucker: I've gotten more puss than you.

Akuma: Carnal desires make you weak.

Alien

1st

Tucker: Oh, no. Not falling for this again.

Alien: *Screech*

2nd

Tucker: Junior, is that you?

Alien: *Screech*

3rd

Alien drops down.

Tucker: Get lost, uggo.

Bo' Rai Cho

1st

Tucker: Holy shit!

Bo' Rai Cho: My reputation precedes me.

Tucker: And I thought Grif was fat.

2nd

Tucker: How are you not dead?

Bo' Rai Cho: Explain your question.

Tucker: Grif's like rail thin next to you.

3rd

Bo' Rai Cho: You're comments were very hurtful.

Tucker: *Sarcastically* I'm sorry for calling you fatass.

Bo' Rai Cho: Not good enough.

Cassie Cage

1st

Tucker: Oh, hello sweet cheeks.

Cassie: Never gonna happen, shamrock.

Tucker: I'M AQUA!

2nd

Tucker: You sure you won't go out with me?

Cassie: Positive.

Tucker: You're still gonna get pounded. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!

3rd

Cassie: You're a soldier?

Tucker: One of the best in the galaxy.

Cassie: Uh, yeah, sure.

4th

Cassie: Get lost, practice dummy.

Tucker: I'm real soldier now.

Cassie: We'll see about that.

Dante

1st

Tucker: Nice sword.

Dante: Back at you, blue balls.

Tucker: Hey, I've gotten plenty of action.

2nd

Tucker: Red team?

Dante: No stupid. It's a fashion choice.

Tucker: You know I can't go easy on you now, right?

3rd

Dante: Move aside, blue boy.

Tucker: I'm aqua, goddamn it!

Dante: Whatever let's you sleep at night.

4th

Dante: You've been tagged.

Tucker: Does that mean something sexual?

Dante: It means something bad.

Dovahkiin

1st

Tucker: The hell kinda armor is that?

Dovahkiin: The strongest in the kingdom.

Tucker: Still won't beat me.

2nd

Tucker: Seriously, swords and magic?

Dovahkiin: I've beaten far stronger than you.

Tucker: Still won't beat me.

3rd

Dovahkiin: Your sword is an artifact?

Tucker: It's also a key.

Dovahkiin: I will unlock your death.

4th

Dovakiin: You are but a boy.

Tucker: I've killed plenty of people.

Dovahkiin: You're far too comfortable with that statement.

D'vorah

1st

Tucker: Great, another alien.

D'vorah: We are Kytin, fool.

Tucker: Whatever, bitch.

2nd

Tucker: You throw your kids at people?

D'vorah: Our young can be expelled and retrieved.

Tucker: And people say I'm a bad dad.

3rd

D'vorah: The space man.

Tucker: I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe.

D'vorah: You do not impress.

4th

D'vorah: Your sword becons us.

Tucker: I call it my bug zapper.

D'vorah: It will be a gift for our master.

Ermac

1st

Tucker: Where is Church!?

Ermac: He is part of our being.

Tucker: Give him back!

2nd

Tucker: So how many people are you?

Ermac: We are Ermac!

Tucker: Didn't answer my question.

3rd

Ermac: The emperor requests your presence.

Tucker: Tell him to go fuck himself.

Ermac: You will be brought to him.

4th

Ermac: You are not from this world.

Tucker: I came from space, dude.

Ermac: It matters not.

Erron Black

1st

Tucker: Seriously, a cowboy?

Erron: They still shot, thin mint.

Tucker: I'M AQUA!

2nd

Tucker: Move along, little doggy.

Erron: Only the millionth time I've heard that.

Tucker: You heard this one?

3rd

Erron: Never bring a sword to a gun fight.

Tucker: I bring both.

Erron: In other words, your sloppy.

4th

Erron: You're my next target.

Tucker: I'm not scared of mercenaries.

Erron: You should be.

Ferra/Torr

1st

Tucker: Two for the price of one.

Ferra/Torr: Together we unbeat.

Tucker: Jesus, another Caboose.

2nd

Tucker: So how old are you?

Ferra/Torr: We no remember.

Tucker: So don't touch, got it.

3rd

Ferra/Torr: Goo man.

Tucker: Are you trying to say 'blue man'?

Ferra/Torr: You soon blak an goo.

4th

Ferra/Torr: Pretty eyes.

Tucker: I'm wearing a helmet.

Ferra/Torr: We take anyway.

Goro

1st

Tucker: Four arms?

Goro: The more to crush you with.

Tucker: Does that mean you have two dicks?

2nd

Goro: Swordsman.

Tucker: Back off, alien.

Goro: I will crush you.

Jacqui Briggs

1st

Tucker: Oh, hello there.

Jacqui: I have a boyfriend.

Tucker: Lame.

2nd

Tucker: You're no Carolina.

Jacqui: Is that a bad thing?

Tucker: No, you're way hotter.

3rd

Tucker: I'm looking forward to this.

Jacqui: You grope me, you die.

Tucker: Why you gotta take all the fun out of it?

4th

Jacqui: This isn't a date, Tucker.

Tucker: Like I haven't heard that before.

Jacqui: You heard this one?

5th

Jacqui: So are you really black?

Tucker: Want me to show you my head?

Jacqui: Only if it come out of your helmet.

Jason

1st

Tucker: Great. Another fucking mute.

Jason pulls a knife from his neck.

2nd

Jason drags a victim forward.

Tucker: You got nothing on the Meta.

Jax

1st

Tucker: You sure I can't date Jacqui?

Jax: It won't ever happen.

Tucker: That's what every dad says.

2nd

Tucker: Robot arms?

Jax: The better to crush you with.

Tucker: You're no Tex, so I think I can take you.

3rd

Jax: The hell is going on here?

Tucker: Lavernius Tucker, reporting for duty.

Jax: Hold on, you're black?

4th

Jax: Know how to use that thing?

Tucker: What's to know about swish, swish, stab?

Jax: I'm too old for this shit.

Johnny Cage

1st

Tucker: I've never seen any of your movies.

Johnny: I'm not in porno, ya freak.

Tucker: Meaning you're not important.

2nd

Tucker: I'm in a movie too.

Johnny: Doesn't count if it's not from Hollywood.

Tucker: Okay, now you're gonna get it.

3rd

Johnny: We're training extra hard to day.

Tucker: I cleared basic training years ago.

Johnny: Could have fooled me.

4th

Johnny: Who are you?

Tucker: Lavernius Tucker, reporting for duty.

Johnny: Wait, are you black?

5th

Johnny: You hit on my daughter?

Tucker: Figuratively and literally, bow chicka bow wow.

Johnny: You're getting a punch down under.

Kano

1st

Tucker: You've kill innocent people.

Kano: Guilty as charged.

Tucker: You're no worse than Temple.

2nd

Tucker: Yesh, what happened to you?

Kano: Its called an upgrade.

Tucker: Get ready to get messed up.

3rd

Kano: I'll have that sword.

Tucker: It won't work for you.

Kano: Not until you're dead.

4th

Kano: Look who's here.

Tucker: You found me, now what?

Kano: You die. Painfully.

Kenshi

1st

Tucker: Katana. Nice.

Kenshi: Sento will serve me well.

Tucker: Okay...

2nd

Tucker: Dr. Grey would love you.

Kenshi: And why is that?

Tucker: Dude, you talk to your sword.

3rd

Kenshi: Your mind... is just disgusting.

Tucker: It's not that gross.

Kenshi: You had sex with a rock.

4th

Kenshi: Mine is Sento. What do you call yours?

Tucker: Just a kick ass piece of bling.

Kenshi: You should respect your weapon more.

Kitana

1st

Tucker: Oh, hello.

Kitana: Do not even think about it.

Tucker: I can think of plenty. Bow chicka bow bow!

2nd

Tucker: You sure you won't go out with me?

Kitana: Never in a million years.

Tucker: Your loss.

3rd

Kitana: Are you ogling me?

Tucker: Kinda hard not to.

Kitana: You will learn respect.

4th

Kitana: Ugh, disgusting pervert.

Tucker: Give me a break.

Kitana: Very well.

5th

Kitana: Leave my sight.

Tucker: Not until you say yes.

Kitana: I will never date you.

Kotal Kahn

1st

Tucker: You're on blue team too?

Kotal Kahn: I serve my empire.

Tucker: Great, another guy with a god complex.

2nd

Tucker: You're a tyrant.

Kotal Kahn: I am the god of servants.

Tucker: I'm taking you down.

3rd

Kotal Kahn: Serve me, space traveler.

Tucker: I don't serve anyone.

Kotal Kahn: Then you die.

4th

Kotal Kahn: Be gone, human.

Tucker: I need to fix my ship.

Kotal Kahn: You will die.

Kung Jin

1st

Tucker: Seriously? A bow?

Kung Jin: I can take you no problem.

Tucker: Yeah right.

2nd

Tucker: Get out of my way.

Kung Jin: Give me all you've got, has been.

Tucker: Not happening.

3rd

Kung Jin: What it take for you to get out of that armor?

Tucker: I'm straight, asshole.

Kung Jin: Can't blame a guy for trying.

4th

Kung Jin: You don't belong here.

Tucker: Tell me something I don't know.

Kung Jin: This is gonna hurt.

Kung Lao

1st

Tucker: What's with the hat?

Kung Lao: It is also a projectile.

Tucker: Right, and I'm a gay robot.

2nd

Tucker: Where have you been?

Kung Lao: Training in seclusion.

Tucker: Still can't beat me.

3rd

Kung Lao: A challenger...

Tucker: No, I'm the guy who's gonna kick your ass.

Kung Lao: Doubtful.

4th

Kung Lao: You face Kung Lao.

Tucker: Who gives a shit?

Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.

Leatherface

1st

Tucker: Seriously, a chainsaw?

Leatherface: *Growl*

2nd

Leatherface starts his chainsaw.

Tucker: You got nothing on Locus.

Liu Kang

1st

Tucker: You're way too cocky.

Liu Kang: I am have bested far tougher.

Tucker: Until today.

2nd

Tucker: Get out of my way.

Liu Kang: Or what?

Tucker: I take you down.

3rd

Liu Kang: Why are you blue?

Tucker: It's aqua, goddamnit!

Liu Kang: You know that's a shade of blue, right?

4th

Liu Kang: You cannot best me.

Tucker: Felix said the same thing.

Liu Kang: I am not him.

Mileena

1st

Tucker: There's no way I'd fuck you.

Mileena: I'm pretty, like my sister.

Tucker: No, you're not.

2nd

Tucker: Get away from me.

Mileena: How dare you! I'm an empress.

Tucker: Don't care. You're grosser than the alien.

3rd

Mileena: Come closer.

Tucker: Trying to figure out what I taste like?

Mileena: Your blood must taste sweet.

4th

Mileena: You don't impress me for a minute.

Tucker: Look, it happens to a lot of guys.

Mileena: Touchy, aren't we?

5th

Mileena: Serve me, wanderer.

Tucker: Not gonna happen, freak of nature.

Mileena: How dare you mock me!?

Nightmare

1st

Tucker: Is this another test?

Nightmare: I am power made flesh!

Tucker: Hope I'm strong enough.

2nd

Tucker: The hell are you?

Nightmare: Your death.

Tucker: That's what Felix said.

3rd

Nightmare: Pathetic fool.

Tucker: You know how many times I've heard that?

Nightmare: This will be the last time.

4th

Nightmare: Your soul...

Tucker: You can't have it, Nightmare.

Nightmare: Then I will take it.

Predator

1st

Tucker: Holy shit! You're really!?

Predator: *Roar*

2nd

Tucker: Didn't I leave Junior with you?

Predator: *Roar*

3rd

Predator scans Tucker.

Tucker: Oh, no. You're not taking my head.

Quan Chi

1st

Tucker: Cueball.

Quan Chi: That's the best you can come up with?

Tucker: ...It's kind an off day.

2nd

Tucker: Send me back home, asshole.

Quan Chi: You belong to me now.

Tucker: Not for long.

3rd

Quan Chi: Can you overcome my sorcery?

Tucker: I lit up an alien temple, dude.

Quan Chi: Impress me.

4th

Quan Chi: Be gone from my sight.

Tucker: Piss off.

Quan Chi: You choose death.

Raiden

1st

Tucker: Can you make an EMP?

Raiden: Lightning is mine to command.

Tucker: Kickass.

2nd

Tucker: You really a god?

Raiden: I am the god of lightning.

Tucker: So what does that make me when I beat you?

3rd

Raiden: Lavernius Tucker...

Tucker: That's my name. Don't ware it out.

Raiden: You need further training.

4th

Raiden: Your sword is a talisman.

Tucker: It's also a key. What else is new?

Raiden: It requires further study.

Reptile

1st

Tucker: Yuck, slimy bastard.

Reptile: I will tear out your throat.

Tucker: You can try.

2nd

Tucker: You're grosser than Crunchbite.

Reptile: Explain yourself.

Tucker: You. Stink!

3rd

Tucker: What is that smell?

Reptile: My acid will melt your skin.

Tucker: Did you eat and then throw up a can of garbage?

4th

Reptile: You are green like me.

Tucker: I'm aqua, goddamnit!

Reptile: You will soon be blood red.

5th

Reptile: The emperor requests your presence.

Tucker: Tell him to fuck off.

Reptile: It was not a request.

Scorpion

1st

Tucker: Let it go, dude.

Scorpion: Vengeance will be mine!

Tucker: You need to mellow out.

2nd

Tucker: Move along.

Scorpion: You do not command me.

Tucker: Then I'll make you.

3rd

Scorpion: A wise man learns from defeat.

Tucker: I know that, stupid.

Scorpion: One can also learn from pain.

4th

Scorpion: You have a warriors name.

Tucker: And I have the skills to prove it.

Scorpion: But do you deserve them?

Shinnok

1st

Tucker: What are you, a bishop?

Shinnok: I will rip your insolent tongue from your head!

Tucker: It was just a question.

2nd

Tucker: Send me back home!

Shinnok: Why would I do that?

Tucker: That wasn't a request, asshole.

3rd

Shinnok: Lavernius Tucker.

Tucker: Jesus. You're older than Sarge.

Shinnok: With age comes experience.

4th

Shinnok: Seen your friend lately?

Tucker: Shut your damn mouth!

Shinnok: Soon, you will join him.

Sonya Blade

1st

Tucker: Well, hello, there.

Sonya: Never gonna happen.

Tucker: No one likes a cocktease.

2nd

Tucker: You still mad at me?

Sonya: You ever gonna finish your push-ups?

Tucker: I'm telling, my armor rubs right up against my nipples.

3rd

Sonya: Stand at attention, solider.

Tucker: That's what she said. Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

Sonya: Another charming Cage protégée.

4th

Sonya: What's the Special Forces motto?

Tucker: When in doubt, rub one out.

Sonya: I am going to break you, Captain Tucker.

Sub-Zero

1st

Tucker: You really a ninja?

Sub-Zero: I would not test me.

Tucker: Please, I can take you.

2nd

Tucker: So, why do you think you can beat me?

Sub-Zero: I too wield a sword.

Tucker: Yeah, made of ice.

3rd

Sub-Zero: You may flee this encounter.

Tucker: Not happening.

Sub-Zero: Then you will die.

4th

Sub-Zero: I am not your companion.

Tucker: You're blue, that means you're on blue team.

Sub-Zero: The cold will take you.

Takeda

1st

Tucker: So you can read minds?

Takeda: Yeah, and yours is disgusting.

Tucker: Well, at least that part is true.

2nd

Tucker: How'd you get a girl like Jacqui?

Takeda: Good looks, charm, makes her laugh.

Tucker: Well she's about to see what a real man is like.

3rd

Takeda: You abandoned your kids?

Tucker: The temple made me do it!

Takeda: Time to get hit in the face.

4th

Takeda: Move along.

Tucker: Make me.

Takeda: Alright, I warned ya.

Tanya

1st

Tucker: Oh, hello.

Tanya: You don't impress me.

Tucker: Look it happens to a lot of guys.

2nd

Tanya: The fake soldier.

Tucker: I'm all man, babe.

Tanya: I fail to see how.

Tremor

1st

Tucker: A walking statue?

Tremor: I am Tremor, fool.

Tucker: That's a stupid name.

2nd

Tremor: I will have your weapons.

Tucker: Not happening, rockhead.

Tremor: Oh, yes it is.

Triborg

1st

Tucker: Freckles, is that you?

Triborg: I am Triborg, human.

Tucker: Great. ANOTHER evil robot.

2nd

Triborg: Your swords technology is fascinating.

Tucker: It only works for me.

Triborg: Until the time of your death.


I know what you're all thinking. Finally, a non video game guest character. Well, I agree with you. This was suggested by Boggie445. See you next chapter.