Hazama

Variants & Intros


Variants

Interrogator: Knives on body (Gains further attacks with knives)

Yuki: Hat gains Yuki's cloak color (Yuki Terumi moveset)

Snake: Oroboros chain floats around (Further attacks with Snake Benediction)


Intro Motion

First: Hazama waits in the arena with his hat in his hand and his mantle in the other hand. He speaks before putting his mantle and his hat on as the opponant speaks. He opens one eye saying his second phrase before begining the fight.

Second: Hazama walks forward as the the opponant talks. Hazama then takes his hat off and bow while speaking, the opponant talks and the fight begin.


Intros

Hazama

1st

Hazama A: Hello, handsome.

Hazama B: Complements won't save you, copycat.

Hazama A: Please. Like you could pull this off.

2nd

Hazama A: You planning ahead?

Hazama B: I've got all the time in the world.

Hazama A: Not for much longer.

3rd

Hazama B: This is gonna be fun.

Hazama A: I couldn't agree more.

Hazama B: Shall we get started?

4th

Hazama B: Wanna split an egg?

Hazama A: I share with no one.

Hazama B: I'd expect nothing less from me.

Alien

1st

Hazama: You are too ugly to live.

Alien: *Screech*

2nd

Alien plops down,

Hazama: You'll be on the ground like a dead fish.

Akuma

1st

Hazama: Well, this should be fun.

Akuma: You mock me?

Hazama: Not at all. I enjoy a good fight.

2nd

Hazama: Hello there, big red.

Akuma: You face the master of the fist!

Hazama: Try and hit me.

3rd

Akuma: Demented one...

Hazama: I just like having fun.

Akuma: I will enjoy crushing you.

4th

Akuma: You are insane.

Hazama: Says the guy who killed his brother.

Akuma: Power isn't insanity.

Bo' Rai Cho

1st

Hazama: I can smell you a mile away.

Bo' Rai Cho: You will not match... my... uh...

Hazama: Let's shut you up.

2nd

Hazama: You think yourself a master?

Bo' Rai Cho: I will teach you the flying kick.

Hazama: Dead man tell no tales.

3rd

Bo' Rai Cho: You disrespect life.

Hazama: Life is a stage, and I its director.

Bo' Rai Cho: Then I won't feel guilty for thrashing you.

Cassie Cage

1st

Hazama: You've got EEEEVERYTHING a man could want.

Cassie: Wow, dork alert.

Hazama: I only speak the truth.

2nd

Hazama: You remind me of a girl I know.

Cassie: Do you say that to every girl?

Hazama: Only the ones that are blonde.

3rd

Cassie: Help me conjure green energy.

Hazama: I offer something greater.

Cassie: No thanks, I like my mind.

4th

Cassie: Wow, you're scary.

Hazama: You wound me, my dear Cassie.

Cassie: I was talking about me.

Dante

1st

Hazama: Nice coat.

Dante: It's better than yours.

Hazama: Not for much longer.

2nd

Hazama: Need you to find someone for me.

Dante: I hunt demons, not people.

Hazama: Fine, I'll just kill you too.

3rd

Dante: Split personality.

Hazama: More like a vessel for power.

Dante: Time to smash this vessel.

4th

Dante: Get out of my sight.

Hazama: I only want to play.

Dante: You seriously piss me off.

Dovahkiin

1st

Hazama: About F'n time.

Dovahkiin: Impatient for your death?

Hazama: More like yours.

2nd

Hazama: So how does your power work?

Dovahkiin: It's the dragons blood within me.

Hazama: Wonder how it'll tase on an egg...

3rd

Dovahkiin: The mad one.

Hazama: Not mad. I just enjoy playing around.

Dovahkiin: As I said, mad.

4th

Dovahkiin: I hate captains.

Hazama: But you don't even know me.

Dovahkiin: And I have no intention to.

D'vorah

1st

Hazama: As I kid, I played with bugs.

D'vorah: This one is no bug.

Hazama: I'll still pluck your wings.

2nd

Hazama: D'vorah...

D'vorah: The hive requires sustenance.

Hazama: I'm not sharing my eggs.

3rd

D'vorah: The strange earthrealmer.

Hazama: You wound me, D'vorah.

D'vorah: We greet, then we eat.

4th

D'vorah: Begone, Hazama.

Hazama: And here I thought we could be friends.

D'vorah: We serve a higher power.

Ermac

1st

Hazama: Don't tell me Ragna is in you.

Ermac: Our collection does not house him.

Hazama: Wonderful. I can still have my fun.

2nd

Hazama: Looks like we have a live one.

Ermac: We are Ermac.

Hazama: You're about to be dead.

3rd

Ermac: You are not a singular being.

Hazama: That's what happens when you have two minds.

Ermac: You are but two, we are a hundred!

4th

Ermac: The emperor request your presence.

Hazama: Tell him I said no.

Ermac: Your presence is mandatory.

Erron Black

1st

Hazama: Howdy.

Erron: That's all you got?

Hazama: Not at all.

2nd

Hazama: Your guns are ancient.

Erron: They work just fine.

Hazama: Get with the times, old man.

3rd

Erron: We're the same, you and I.

Hazama: Well, we both age slow.

Erron: But now, you're gonna die.

4th

Erron: Move along, psycho.

Hazama: You expect me to listen?

Erron: With a stitch in your side and a bullet in your ass.

Ferra/Torr

1st

Hazama: My, aren't you big?

Ferra/Torr: Ferra/Torr strongest there is.

Hazama: I disagree.

2nd

Hazama: Bigger doesn't mean better.

Ferra/Torr: We crush you, then take eyes.

Hazama: So not cool to say that.

3rd

Ferra/Torr: Crush you, skinny.

Hazama: You can't and you won't.

Ferra/Torr: Play time, Torr.

4th

Ferra/Torr: Your eyes, such pretty.

Hazama: You're not getting them.

Ferra/Torr: Stomp and squeeze, Torr.

Goro

1st

Hazama: The prince...

Goro: You dare mock me?

Hazama: More like kill you.

2nd

Goro: I am here, fool.

Hazama: Pleased to meet you.

Goro: You will die, painfully.

Jacqui Briggs

1st

Hazama: Having trouble sealing the deal?

Jacqui: Like you know anything about relationships.

Hazama: I know not to date a dead girl.

2nd

Hazama: Such a sweet little girl.

Jacqui: Creepy doesn't even begin to cover you.

Hazama: Oh, you wound me.

3rd

Jacqui: I really don't like you.

Hazama: Come on, give me a chance.

Jacqui: Never gonna happen.

4th

Jacqui: Time for school.

Hazama: Punching lessons, really?

Jacqui: I call it 'Beatdown 101'.

Jason

1st

Hazama: You're a mean one.

Jason pulls knife from neck.

2nd

Jason drags a victim forward.

Hazama: You could be useful.

Jax

1st

Hazama: If it isn't daddy dearest.

Jax: Don't mess with me.

Hazama: Too late for that.

2nd

Hazama: Move along, farmer brown.

Jax: You did not just call me that.

Hazama: Now that I have your attention...

3rd

Jax: Well, look at this.

Hazama: Surpised to see me?

Jax: I'm too old for this shit.

4th

Jax: Walk away while you still can.

Hazama: I can't do that.

Jax: Fine, I'll do things my way.

Johnny Cage

1st

Hazama: Never thought I'd fight a movie star.

Johnny: I'mma get my awards and shove 'em through your skull.

Hazama: Please, shut up with that drivel.

2nd

Hazama: Time to curb stomp this cupcake.

Johnny: Get lost, three piece.

Hazama: And people call me annoying.

3rd

Johnny: You seriously annoy me.

Hazama: How is that my problem?

Johnny: You're getting a punch down under.

4th

Johnny: Look what the cat dragged in.

Hazama: You calling me a ninja?

Johnny: What? Ninjas are cool.

Kano

1st

Hazama: You could be useful.

Kano: Piss off, wanker.

Hazama: Never mind. Offer rescinded.

2nd

Hazama: You failed that job I gave you.

Kano: Why don't you hear me out?

Hazama: You couldn't capture Noel. What's to hear!?

3rd

Kano: I'll have that rope spear.

Hazama: Oroboros is not for sale.

Kano: Fine, I'll just take it.

4th

Kano: Look who's here.

Hazama: We gonna team up now?

Kano: Not on your life.

Kenshi

1st

Hazama: Swords don't scare me.

Kenshi: Sento is no ordinary blade.

Hazama: Neither is my knife.

2nd

Hazama: A blind man?

Kenshi: There are other ways to see.

Hazama: But not to beat me.

3rd

Kenshi: My ancestors covey their warning.

Hazama: That is some top level hoey.

Kenshi: My blade will soak in your blood.

4th

Kenshi: Your mind is fragmented.

Hazama: Two minds in one body.

Kenshi: But you will still fall.

Kitana

1st

Hazama: You've got EVERYTHING a man could want.

Kitana: Filthy pig.

Hazama: It's a shame you'll die.

2nd

Hazama: Princess...

Kitana: You will learn respect.

Hazama: Go ahead and try.

3rd

Kitana: You waste my time.

Hazama: Sorry to bother you, princess.

Kitana: You blood will stain the ground.

4th

Kitana: Hazama...

Hazama: Shall we do this?

Kitana: Yes, we shall.

Kotal Kahn

1st

Hazama: Emperor...

Kotal Kahn: You dare mock my title?

Hazama: Get used to it.

2nd

Hazama: Kotal Kahn, I presume.

Kotal Kahn: You will respect my title.

Hazama: Let's duke this out like gentlemen.

3rd

Kotal Kahn: You are not welcomed here.

Hazama: But I'm here to stay.

Kotal Kahn: Then die.

4th

Kotal Kahn: This is an illusion?

Hazama: No, I'm all too real.

Kotal Kahn: Not for much longer.

Kung Jin

1st

Hazama: Get with the times, archer.

Kung Jin: Skill is timeless.

Hazama: Good thing I've got plenty.

2nd

Hazama: A bow and arrow?

Kung Jin: How about an arrow up your ass?

Hazama: I'll settle for your blood on my fists.

3rd

Kung Jin: What's with you?

Hazama: I'm bored. Entertain me.

Kung Jin: Consider yourself entertained.

4th

Kung Jin: Alright then.

Hazama: So you won't surrender?

Kung Jin: Not on your life.

Kung Lao

1st

Hazama: Nice hat.

Kung Lao: It is also a projectile.

Hazama: Another reason to take it from you.

2nd

Hazama: Lui Kang junior.

Kung Lao: Scum. You face Kung Lao.

Hazama: Like it makes a difference.

3rd

Kung Lao: A trick?

Hazama: No, just your killer.

Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.

4th

Kung Lao: You do not threaten me.

Hazama: You don't even know me.

Kung Lao: Our first and last encounter.

Leatherface

1st

Hazama: You are sick, even for me.

Leatherface: *Growl*

2nd

Leatherface starts his chainsaw.

Hazama: Oh, aren't you feisty?

Liu Kang

1st

Hazama: The champion of kombat.

Liu Kang: Do not mock me.

Hazama: Let's see what you can do.

2nd

Hazama: Shouldn't you be dead?

Liu Kang: The Dragon never dies.

Hazama: Against me it will.

3rd

Liu Kang: You enter the dragons lair.

Hazama: Why come after me?

Liu Kang: So I might kill you.

4th

Liu Kang: The time has come.

Hazama: To face you, in Mortal Kombat?

Liu Kang: To die at my hand.

Mileena

1st

Hazama: Ugo alert.

Mileena: I'm pretty, like my sister.

Hazama: Do you even own a mirror?

2nd

Hazama: The former empress.

Milenna: My crown was stolen from me!

Hazama: And now your head will too.

3rd

Mileena: Serve me.

Hazama: But I don't like you.

Mileena: A pity you must die.

4th

Mileena: Your blood must taste sweet.

Hazama: Just what are you, psycho?

Mileena: Your death.

Nightmare

1st

Hazama: That is some sword.

Nightmare: Do not mock me, fool.

Hazama: You haven't seen me mock.

2nd

Hazama: Sure I can't use that thing?

Nightmare: Soul Edge is not a toy.

Hazama: But I want it.

3rd

Nightmare: Demented one...

Hazama: Look who's talking.

Nightmare: I conquer, you destroy.

4th

Nightmare: Your soul is ancient.

Hazama: Look who's talking.

Nightmare: It's power will be mine.

Predator

1st

Hazama: I can't wait to watch your dissection.

Predator: *Roar*

2nd

Predator scans Hazama.

Hazama: Welcome to earth. Now die.

Quan Chi

1st

Hazama: Mr. Magic.

Quan Chi: I am Shinnoks arch sorcerer.

Hazama: Can you make a bunny?

2nd

Hazama: You could join me.

Quan Chi: I prefer the winning side.

Hazama: Your loss, of life!

3rd

Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?

Hazama: I don't like you, remember?

Quan Chi: In death, you will serve me.

4th

Quan Chi: Can you overcome my sorcery?

Hazama: I can and I will.

Quan Chi: Then you are a threat.

Raiden

1st

Hazama: Raiden...

Raiden: You would oppose a god?

Hazama: I've done it before.

2nd

Hazama: Let's have some fun.

Raiden: You over reach in challenging me.

Hazama: No, I don't.

3rd

Raiden: You weld great power.

Hazama: I know I do.

Raiden: You fly to close to the sun.

4th

Raiden: You have little hope of victory.

Hazama: You would think that.

Raiden: Then face the might of a god.

Reptile

1st

Hazama: Filthy little beast man.

Reptile: I am a raptor warrior!

Hazama: You're still going to die.

2nd

Hazama: Keep the slime to a minimum.

Reptile: I will rip out your throat.

Hazama: Disgusting animal.

3rd

Reptile: The emperor requests you presence.

Hazama: Tell him I said no.

Reptile: That was not a request.

4th

Reptile: I do not fear your power.

Hazama: Then you are a fool.

Reptile: I can taste your blood already.

Scorpion

1st

Hazama: Your heart is full of hate.

Scorpion: You dare judge me?

Hazama: Not at all. I was hoping we could be friends.

2nd

Hazama: Great, one of your kind.

Scorpion: Fire will consume you.

Hazama: God, I hate ninjas.

3rd

Scorpion: A wise man learns from defeat.

Hazama: Please don't be a scruffy loudmouth.

Scorpion: You will die an arrogant fool.

4th

Scorpion: You do not beguile me.

Hazama: I just want to talk.

Scorpion: You will burn in hellfire.

Shinnok

1st

Hazama: Looks like the party has begun.

Shinnok: And what party is that?

Hazama: Your funeral party.

2nd

Hazama: The god of death.

Shinnok: An admirer, perhaps?

Hazama: No, your successor.

3rd

Shinnok: Hazama...

Hazama: I'm flattered you know me.

Shinnok: In death, you will serve me.

4th

Shinnok: You could prove useful.

Hazama: I could say the same.

Shinnok: Servitude begins at death.

Sonya Blade

1st

Hazama: You've got EEEEEVERYTHING a man could want.

Sonya: Bet you say that to all the girls.

Hazama: Only the ones I'm about to break.

2nd

Hazama: What happened to 'observe, not touch'?

Sonya: What command doesn't know won't hurt them.

Hazama: You naughty little girl.

3rd

Sonya: You're under arrest.

Hazama: Like you could hold me.

Sonya: I don't have to take you alive.

4th

Sonya: Captain.

Hazama: I received orders to 'Dispatch you'.

Sonya: Try it, I dare you.

Sub-Zero

1st

Hazama: Just great, one of your kind.

Sub-Zero: You will know the chill of death.

Hazama: Please don't be a scruffy loudmouth.

2nd

Hazama: Seen your brother?

Sub-Zero: Noob Saibots whereabouts are unknown.

Hazama: My bad. Thought you were Jin.

3rd

Sub-Zero: The Terumi clan will fall.

Hazama: That's asking for pain.

Sub-Zero: The cold will numb your pain.

4th

Sub-Zero: The serpent...

Hazama: It had to be a ninja.

Sub-Zero: Your death will not be painless.

Takeda

1st

Hazama: Little baby Kenshi...

Takeda: I've got some skills.

Hazama: All grown up and ready to die.

2nd

Hazama: You think you're a ninja?

Takeda: I was trained by Scorpion.

Hazama: Please don't be a scruffy loudmouth.

3rd

Takeda: Why can't I read you?

Hazama: Because I don't want you to.

Takeda: I'll still beat you.

4th

Takeda: What's going on?

Hazama: Beating you to a pulp sounds like fun.

Takeda: Whupping ass, got it.

Tanya

1st

Hazama: A little rebel.

Tanya: I am not amused.

Hazama: Beating you to a pulp sounds like fun.

2nd

Tanya: What is this?

Hazama: just a friendly little game.

Tanya: Prepare to lose, then.

3rd

Tanya: Begone from my sight.

Hazama: I just want to talk.

Tanya: I'd rather just kill you.

Tremor

1st

Hazama: A rockhead.

Tremor: I am Tremor, fool.

Hazama: How about I paint the walls red?

2nd

Tremor: I do not like you.

Hazama: Why should that matter?

Tremor: Time to die.

Triborg

1st

Hazama: A Murakumo unit?

Triborg: I am Triborg, human.

Hazama: Another failed experiment.

2nd

Triborg: Who are you?

Hazama: Captain Hazama, at your service.

Triborg: Then prepare to die.

Tucker

1st

Hazama: Nice sword.

Tucker: It's one of a kind.

Hazama: And it'll soon be mine.

2nd

Hazama: Time for your orders.

Tucker: I don't listen to you.

Hazama: Then you're of no use to me.

3rd

Tucker: That eye creeps me out.

Hazama: So no team up then?

Tucker: No fucking way.

4th

Tucker: You're absolutely insane.

Hazama: Honestly, you're to kind.

Tucker: Time to put you down.


The vote was a tie, so I did the fair thing and went with the one suggested by someone. Had to watch the anime to get a grasp on this character... new rule, no suggesting characters involved with time travel or multiple timelines. That stuff hurts my brain. This character was suggested by General Feng Xiang, a fellow writer. Check him out, and stay tuned for the fatalities.