Rick Sanchez
Variants & Intros
Variants
Evil: Season 1, Episode 10 apearence (Gains attacks with laser pistol and dart gun)
Purge: Season 2, Episode 9 apprearence (Gains jet boosters and flying attacks)
Pickle: Season 3, Episode 3 appearance (Gains attacks with screws and nails)
Intro Motion
First: Rick walks forward taking a drink from his flask before wiping his mouth and speaking. He places the flask on his hip as his opponent speaks. Rick rolls his eyes at the opponent as he speaks before the fight begins.
Second: A green portal opens up and Rick walks out as his opponent speaks. The camera goes to Rick, who speaks as the portal closes behind him. Oppenent speaks again and the fight starts.
Intros
Rick
1st
Rick A: You got Szechwan sauce in your world?
Rick B: If I do, I'm not sharing it.
Rick A: I WANT THAT MULAN McNUGGET SAUSE, DAMNIT!
2nd
Rick A: You're a goddamn robot.
Rick B: I'm a bureaucrats, you idiot.
Rick A: What's *burp* the difference?
3rd
Rick A: I want my Morty back.
Rick B: I thought you didn't care about him.
Rick A: I don't, but those mega seeds are gonna dissolve in ten minutes.
4th
Rick B: I thought I killed you.
Rick A: The citadel is back in effect.
Rick B: Not when I get back to it.
5th
Rick B: Rick C-137?
Rick A: And what if I am?
Rick B: Then you're gonna die.
Akuma
1st
Rick: Huh, I'll be damned.
Akuma: Do you fear me?
Rick: Please, I beat your ass in the game.
2nd
Rick: I don't fear you, fugly.
Akuma: Do not mock me!
Rick: You don't know me, do you?
3rd
Akuma: A fragile old man.
Rick: I'm a genius, ya dumb ginger.
Akuma: Not right now, you're not.
4th
Akuma: You will die.
Rick: I don't think so.
Akuma: Let me prove you wrong.
Alien
1st
Rick: I need your blood for science.
Alien: *Screech*
2nd
Rick: Another goddamn parasite?
Alien: *Screech*
3rd
Alien drops down.
Rick: You're not worth studying.
Bo' Rai Cho
1st
Rick: Did you steal my drink?
Bo' Rai Cho: I thought it was mine.
Rick: That's not an excuse.
2nd
Rick: Fatass alert.
Bo' Rai Cho: I am a master of combat.
Rick: And I'm a genius, so I win.
3rd
Bo' Rai Cho: Your comments were very hurtful.
Rick: I'm only saying what everyone is thinking.
Bo' Rai Cho: Then I'll not feel guilty for thrashing you.
4th
Bo' Rai Cho: A drink before we fight.
Rick: I don't think you can keep up with me.
Bo' Rai Cho: Let's find out.
Cassie Cage
1st
Rick: What do you want, Beth?
Cassie: The name is Cassie, Einstein.
Rick: Maybe here it is.
2nd
Rick: Move aside, little girl.
Cassie: Not a little girl, jackass.
Rick: What, do you want a pony?
3rd
Cassie: General Blade wants that portal gun.
Rick: Well she ain't getting it.
Cassie: I think she is.
4th
Cassie: Help me conjure green energy.
Rick: What do I look like to you?
Cassie: A walking punching bag.
5th
Cassie: I'm gonna feel guilty about this.
Rick: And why is that?
Cassie: I'm gonna beat up on a old man.
Dante
1st
Rick: I can take away your powers.
Dante: Thats not possible.
Rick: Three words, Curse Purge Plus.
2nd
Rick: Demons don't scare me.
Dante: This one should, old man.
Rick: Kiss your daddy with that mouth?
3rd
Dante: Need something repaired.
Rick: I don't work for free, Jerry.
Dante: Okay, that's low. Even for you.
4th
Dante: Head back to your tapioca, old man.
Rick: My teeth are real, asshole.
Dante: Not for much longer.
Delsin
1st
Rick: You aren't so special, you know that?
Delsin: I'm a goddamn power sponge.
Rick: I have a gun that does the same thing.
2nd
Rick: Another goodie goodie.
Delsin: Hey, I do bad stuff.
Rick: Tagging buildings doesn't count.
3rd
Delsin: Almost hate to fight an old man.
Rick: I can still kick your as.
Delsin: That, I have to see.
4th
Delsin: Too bad geniusness isn't a power.
Rick: The hell are you talking about?
Delsin: Your brain is gonna rot on the ground in a few minutes.
Dovahkiin
1st
Rick: I can send you back home, right now.
Dovahkiin: Then why don't you?
Rick: I need to be invested.
2nd
Rick: Pffbt. The magic user.
Dovahkiin: I would not mock me, elder.
Rick: I'm not an elder. I'm your doom.
3rd
Dovahkiin: My shout will tear you apart.
Rick: Quit sucking your own dick. It's disjusting.
Dovahkiin: Your death will be painful.
4th
Dovahkiin: We both come from different times.
Rick: Except my time is real, douchebag.
Dovahkiin: Send me back to my home, now!
D'vorah
1st
Rick: A walking bug.
D'vorah: Impertinent Earthrealmer.
Rick: Time for a little *burp* pest control.
2nd
Rick: Another hive mind?
D'vorah: This one is called D'vorah.
Rick: Eh, I'd fuck you.
3rd
D'vorah: The hive wish to taste you.
Rick: Not happening, bug breath.
D'vorah: Your life is forfeit.
4th
D'vorah: The mad scientist.
Rick: Least I'm the sane one here.
D'vorah: The hive will eat your tongue first.
Ermac
1st
Rick: Another hive mind?
Ermac: We are Ermac.
Rick: I don't *burp* care. You're gonna die.
2nd
Rick: Let me pass, mummy boy.
Ermac: You do not command us.
Rick: Not until my foot is up your ass.
3rd
Ermac: You abandoned your family.
Rick: It was one of infinite families, you idiot.
Ermac: Disloalty is disreputable.
4th
Ermac: The emperor requests your presence.
Rick: Tell him the answer is no.
Ermac: Attendance is mandatory.
Erron Black
1st
Rick: Hey there, Broke Back.
Erron: Ha-Ha, very funny.
Rick: I'll have you on your ass.
2nd
Rick: Time to hit the dusty trail.
Erron: That's the best you can do?
Rick: No, this is.
3rd
Erron: State your business.
Rick: I need your blood for operation phoenix.
Erron: My blood is not for sale.
4th
Erron: Move aside.
Rick: You seriously expect me to listen to you?
Erron: With a stitch in your side and a bullet in your ass.
Ferra/Torr
1st
Rick: Great, two for one deal.
Ferra/Torr: Together Ferra/Torr unbeat.
Rick: Thats What the council said.
2nd
Rick: Get out of my way.
Ferra/Torr: We wanna play.
Rick: Okay. Let's play kill the idiot.
3rd
Ferra/Torr: You not friend.
Rick: Yeah, I'm weeping on the inside.
Ferra/Torr: Squeeze, squeeze Torr.
4th
Ferra/Torr: Crush you, skinny.
Rick: You can't and you won't.
Ferra/Torr: Can and will, blue hair.
Goro
1st
Rick: Prince...
Goro: You will respect my title.
Rick: Why don't you make me?
2nd
Rick: I need you to do me a favor.
Goro: I'll never align with an Earthrealmer.
Rick: Who said I need you alive?
3rd
Goro: Scientist...
Rick: I'm the smartest man in the universe.
Goro: But not the strongest.
Hazama
1st
Rick: God, you're annoying.
Hazama: I'm friendly, like Jerry.
Rick: And that's why you have to die.
2nd
Rick: Move it, creepazoid.
Hazama: I thought we could be friends.
Rick: There's infinite versions of you. Why bother?
3rd
Hazama: I just need your portal gun.
Rick: You'll pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Hazama: My thoughts exactly.
4th
Hazama: I could use someone like you working for me.
Rick: Never gonna happen, Mr. destroy everything.
Hazama: And I'll start with you.
Jacqui Briggs
1st
Rick: *Sarcastically* Nice gloves.
Jacqui: The better to punch you in the face with.
Rick: Please, I can take a black Summer.
2nd
Rick: Just move aside, and you'll live longer.
Jacqui: I don't think so, grandpa.
Rick: Don't say I didn't warn you.
3rd
Rick: Metal arms like daddy.
Jacqui: To honor him, and to beat your ass.
Rick: And I thought Beth had daddy issues.
4th
Jacqui: Can you give my dad his arms back?
Rick: Give me one reason why I should first.
Jacqui: How about I give you two.
5th
Jacqui: I really don't like you.
Rick: Yeah, I'm weeping on the inside.
Jacqui: No, but you will be on the outside.
Jason
1st
Rick: *Sarcastically* Wow, how scary.
Jason pulls a knife from his neck.
2nd
Jason drags victim forward before pulling out his machete.
Rick: A giant knife, how scary.
3rd
Jason drags victim forward before pulling out his machete.
Rick: I thought parasites only made pleasant memories.
Jax
1st
Rick: Mr. Briggs...
Jax: You from another dimension or something?
Rick: What, you didn't notice the green portal behind me?
2nd
Rick: I don't like soldiers.
Jax: Why not?
Rick: They always try to shot me.
3rd
Jax: General Blade wants that portal maker.
Rick: Too bad, she can't have it.
Jax: Well you're about to get it.
4th
Jax: Give me back my arms.
Rick: Why would I ever do that?
Jax: Allow me to show you why.
5th (Pickle Rick only.)
Jax: The hell's going on here?
Rick: What, you never fought a pickle before?
Jax: I'm too old for this shit.
Jonny Cage
1st
Rick: Your movies all stink.
Johnny: I'm gonna get my awards and shove 'em through your skull.
Rick: I'll wait here for you to find them.
2nd
Rick: That power of yours can be removed.
Johnny: Who said I want it removed?
Rick: No one. I'm just letting you know what's about to happen to you.
3rd
Johnny: Don't beat yourself up, old man.
Rick: I can still kick your ass.
Johnny: Show me what you got.
4th
Johnny: You're getting a punch down under.
Rick: Groin system 9000, kill him.
Johnny: Wait, what?
5th (Pickle Rick only)
Johnny: Never fought a pickle before.
Rick: First time for everything.
Johnny: Hopefully, it'll be the last.
Kano
1st
Rick: So, you wanna buy weapons from me?
Kano: And what's wrong with that?
Rick: Nothing, just wanna see what you can do first.
2nd
Rick: Cybernetics, nice.
Kano: This wasn't by choice, bugger.
Rick: Why the hell wouldn't it be?
3rd
Rick: Any idiot can throw a knife.
Kano: How about shot lasers from your eye?
Rick: That I can do too.
4th
Kano: Why not join the Black Dragon?
Rick: I'm not much of a joiner.
Kano: It's your funeral.
5th
Kano: That portal gun could fetch a high price.
Rick: I'm not selling it.
Kano: Fine, I'll take from your corpse.
Kenshi
1st
Rick: You talk to your sword?
Kenshi: My warrior ancestors.
Rick: And people call me crazy.
2nd
Rick: Sure you should be running with that thing?
Kenshi: It's not scissors. I'll be fine.
Rick: I meant towards me.
3rd
Kenshi: Why can't I ready you?
Rick: Synaptic dampener, modified for my own use.
Kenshi: There are other ways to read you.
4th
Kenshi: Where is Suchin?
Rick: She was one of infinite versions, get over it.
Kenshi: You killed her.
Kitana
1st
Rick: Let's dance, baby.
Kitana: I do not dance, I kill.
Rick: You really are my kinda woman.
2nd
Rick: How old are you again?
Kitana: I am over ten thousand years old.
Rick: Give me some of your blood.
3rd
Kitana: Disgusting man.
Rick: I can take you away from all of this.
Kitana: You can't and you won't.
4th
Kitana: Stand aside.
Rick: Why don't you make me?
Kitana: I thought you'd never ask.
Kotal Kahn
1st
Rick: You remind me of the council.
Kotal Kahn: Should that concern me?
Rick: Given that I killed them all, yeah, it should.
2nd
Rick: I'll be damnded, gods are real.
Kotal Kahn: I am the god of servants.
Rick: So if I kill you, what does that make me?
3rd
Kotal Kahn: You are most worthy.
Rick: I'm not joining your side.
Kotal Kahn: Then you will die.
4th
Kotal Kahn: Serve me and be rewarded.
Rick: What kind of rewards are we talking about?
Kotal Kahn: For starters, your life.
Kung Jin
1st
Rick: Hello there, fag.
Kung Jin: You can't call someone that.
Rick: Uh oh, PC alert.
2nd
Rick: A bow and arrow?
Kung Jin: The classics never go out of style.
Rick: Yeah, they do. That's why guns were made.
3rd
Kung Jin: Get ready, old man.
Rick: What ever you say, junior.
Kung Jin: Time to kick your ass.
4th
Kung Jin: Give me all you got, has been.
Rick: Why would I ever do that?
Kung Jin: How about an arrow up your ass?
Kung Lao
1st
Rick: You throw your hat at people?
Kung Lao: It is also a projectile.
Rick: I think I can improve on it.
2nd
Rick: And I thought I was going to be scared.
Kung Lao: Why are you not?
Rick: You're not Liu Kang.
3rd
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Rick: Whoopdie-*burp*-do. Now get lost, loser.
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.
4th
Kung Lao: A scientist.
Rick: A Shaolin stooge.
Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.
Leatherface
1st
Rick: You seriously think you can beat me with a chainsaw?
Leatherface: *Growl*
2nd
Rick: Best case that incest doesn't work, right here.
Leatherface: *Growl*
3rd
Leatherface starts up chainsaw.
Rick: I can beat you with my eyes close.
Liu Kang
1st
Rick: Hey there, Bruce Lee.
Liu Kang: That is not my name.
Rick: Good, then this'll be easy.
2nd
Rick: Your fancy magic trick doesn't impress me.
Liu Kang: How about a closer look?
Rick: Your *burp* funeral.
3rd
Liu Kang: Explain yourself.
Rick: I do what I want, when I want.
Liu Kang: You will die here.
4th
Liu Kang: Can I ask you something?
Rick: Go ahead, sweatband.
Liu Kang: What does 'Shwifty' mean?
Mileena
1st
Rick: What do you want?
Mileena: You will help me reclaim my throne.
Rick: ...Nah, I'll just kill you.
2nd
Rick: Do you want me to fix your face?
Mileena: I'm pretty, like my sister.
Rick: Objectively speaking, you're full of shit.
3rd
Milenna: You don't impress me for a minute.
Rick: Back at you, parasite mouth.
Milenna: How dare you! I'm an empress.
4th
Milenna: Come closer.
Rick: Never happening.
Mileena: I love it when they play hard to get.
Nightmare
1st
Rick: I know how to kill you, Inferno.
Nightmare: That is impossible.
Rick: Three words; Curse Purge Plus.
2nd
Rick: Magic doesn't scare me.
Nightmare: Then you are a fool.
Rick: No, I'm a scientist.
3rd
Rick: I killed Worldender, ya know?
Nightmare: I am not him.
Rick: I know, he was scary.
4th
Nightmare: Your soul is old.
Rick: Don't have to remind me.
Nightmare: It will belong to us.
5th
Nightmare: Tremble in my darkness.
Rick: Aren't you full of yourself.
Nightmare: You will die.
Predator
1st
Rick: I want my tech back, now.
Predator: *Roar*
2nd
Predator scans Rick.
Rick: I'll be the one collecting your head.
Quan Chi
1st
Rick: Nice voodoo, baldy.
Quan Chi: I am Shinnok's arch sorcerer.
Rick: That explains the dark eyeliner.
2nd
Rick: Science beats magic any day.
Quan Chi: That remains to be seen.
Rick: Let me prove you wrong, Q-ball.
3rd
Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
Rick: Because I don't respect you.
Quan Chi: In death, you will serve me.
4th
Quan Chi: Unspeakable horror awaits you.
Rick: Have you scare anyone saying that?
Quan Chi: They are all dead, as you will be.
Raiden
1st
Rick: The false god of thunder.
Raiden: I would not mock me.
Rick: Then don't wear a smock while talking to me.
2nd
Rick: My tech is lightning proof.
Raiden: Not against my lightning.
Rick: Well, I guess we'll see.
3rd
Raiden: Rick Sanchez...
Rick: I know this isn't my world, so let me go home.
Raiden: You endanger all of reality.
4th
Raiden: You do not belong here.
Rick: Then let me go home.
Raiden: Not until that device is removed.
Reptile
1st
Rick: A walking dinosaur.
Reptile: I am a raptor warrior.
Rick: I can't wait to dissect you.
2nd
Rick: I need a sample of your toxins.
Reptile: For what purpose?
Rick: I wanna see if I can get high off them.
3rd
Reptile: Recreate my kind at once.
Rick: Give me one good reason.
Reptile: My teeth at your throat.
4th
Reptile: I do not fear your power.
Rick: Then you should fear my brain.
Reptile: That will come off first.
Scorpion
1st
Rick: Fire doesn't scare me.
Scorpion: Then you are a fool.
Rick: Or I'm just carrying water.
2nd
Rick: Ninjas, huh?
Scorpion: You cannot best me.
Rick: I think I can.
3rd
Scorpion: You do not beguile me.
Rick: I'm not trying to.
Scorpion: I will end your life.
4th
Scorpion: A wise man learns from defeat.
Rick: Unless they're the smartest man in the universe.
Scorpion: You are delusional.
Shinnok
1st
Rick: And people call me old.
Shinnok: What are you saying?
Rick: You're ancient. And about to be dead.
2nd
Rick: Time to kill a god.
Shinnok: You cannot kill me.
Rick: I think I can.
3rd
Shinnok: Mr. Sanchez...
Rick: What do you want?
Shinnok: Your soul.
4th
Shinnok: Your intellect will serve me.
Rick: I don't serve anyone.
Shinnok: Servitude begins at death.
Sonya Blade
1st
Rick: How's it going, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin?
Sonya: That doesn't make any sense.
Rick: Doesn't matter, I'm sticking with it.
2nd
Rick: I don't like soldiers.
Sonya: And why not?
Rick: Too close to bureaucrats for my liking.
3rd
Sonya: Hand over that portal gun, now.
Rick: Not gonna happen, lady.
Sonya: That wasn't a request.
4th
Sonya: Why not help us?
Rick: I need a reason to do so.
Sonya: How about the fact that your wanted in this dimension?
Sub-Zero
1st
Rick: Ninjas don't scare me.
Sub-Zero: A serious judgement in error.
Rick: Or just a smart move.
2nd
Rick: I built a freeze ray when I was six.
Sub-Zero: You will know the chill of death.
Rick: Didn't then, won't know.
3rd
Sub-Zero: The Sanchez clan will fall.
Rick: I'm one of infinite Ricks.
Sub-Zero: Then I will start with you.
4th
Sub-Zero: Who are you?
Rick: The smartest man in the universe.
Sub-Zero: Yet you pick this fight.
Takeda
1st
Rick: The kiddie ninja.
Takeda: I'm all grown up.
Rick: Least you'll die like a man.
2nd
Rick: I hate telepaths.
Takeda: Yeah, those parasites are annoying.
Rick: Looks like I'm aiming for the shoulder.
3rd
Takeda: You don't know a thing about me.
Rick: I know you have daddy issues.
Takeda: Hi pot, I'm the kettle.
4th
Takeda: Why can't I read you?
Rick: Synaptic dampener, modified for my own use.
Takeda: Well, you won't see this coming.
Tanya
1st
Rick: Hello there, sexy.
Tanya: I am not amused.
Rick: So that's a no on sex, then?
2nd
Tanya: Speak while you can.
Rick: I need your blood to live longer.
Tanya: You will not get it.
Tremor
1st
Rick: Rock man.
Tremor: Your death will satisfy my rage.
Rick: I don't think so.
2nd
Tremor: I will have your weapons.
Rick: You want 'em, you have to pay for them.
Tremor: Or take them from your corpse.
Triborg
1st
Rick: Pass the butter.
Triborg: I am not a toaster.
Rick: Time to take you apart.
2nd
Triborg: You cannot improve us.
Rick: No, but I can shut you down.
Triborg: You can't, and you won't.
Tucker
1st
Rick: Give me your sword.
Tucker: It won't work for you.
Rick: I think it will.
2nd
Rick: So, you're black?
Tucker: Why is that the first thing you ask?
Rick: To prove I'm not racist.
3rd
Tucker: Jesus Christ.
Rick: What was that for?
Tucker: And I thought Sarge was old.
4th
Tucker: I don't know if I can fight an old man.
Rick: Your mistake, blue boy.
Tucker: I'M AQUA!
Here he is, your favorite scientist/grandpa/alcoholic/sociopath is now in this story. Believe me, I would have loved to have everyone have an interaction where Rick screams "I'm Pickle Rick!" But that would have taken a lot of time, and the novelty would have worn off half way through it. Hope you liked it anyway, see you in the fatalities next time.