A/N: For those of you who don't ever review, please do for once. It's quite alarming to see little reviews around here.
Also, if you're a fan of Harry Potter, check out my newest story, The Old Hatreds. RonxHermione shippers ought to stay away as it is a HarryxHermione story, which in my case is how HP should have been.
My opinions aside, enjoy this story.
(2/14/11)
Thursday...
Valentines Day and the level of love and affection buzzed through the air like a swarm of Africanized Honeybees.
Junpei was hopping around the kitchen, throwing flowers and confetti around as Akihiko, Leah and I indifferently ate our breakfast.
"Love is in the air..." Junpei breathed.
"Smells like burning tires." Leah spat.
"Smells like dead rat to me." I said.
Akihiko snorted and sprayed the air with Vlaise Air freshener.
"You guys are killing the Valentines Days spirit!" Junpei cried.
"Well, you seem on top of the world today, let me guess... You have a hot date with Chidori later?" I guessed.
"You guessed right, Mr. Clairvoyance. Why else would Junpei act like a love bird?" Akihiko said whilst munching on breakfast.
"Did he just call you Claire...?" Junpei wondered, "Anyways, you're right. I've got a hot date later! Oh, it's gonna be muy grande delisyoso! Can you guess where I'll bring mi amore querida?"
"Hmmm... Well, judging from the way you're talking, I can hazard a guess that you're bringing her to a taco joint down the Strip Mall." I said absentmindedly.
"How dare you even suggest that!" Junpei cried, "Geez... I don't even like Spanish food!"
"Uh, tacos are Mexican food." Leah interjected.
"Whichever! If you must know, I've booked reservations down Le Velvet Room, a new resto downtown." Junpei said.
"Sounds fancy..." Leah sighed, "Which reminds me... Aki, where are we going?" Leah inquired rather pointedly.
Akihiko almost choked on his coffee, "Uh... I've got two coupons for a full meal down the Beef Bowl Place?"
"Meh, sounds good to me. Food IS food." Laeh shrugs, "What about you?"
"What about me what?" I asked.
"Where are you bringing Minako, silly!" Leah cried.
"Oh... Uh, I dunno." I shrugged, "Maybe."
"Maybe?" The three cried incredulously, "MAYBE?!"
"Hey, look, Minako might be busy with other stuff, okay? I mean, she hasn't eaten here since her sister came around. They're catching up, I guess. I heard Minako actually got full." I said as the three gasped.
"Still, you have to take her out. Its the only way." Leah said simply.
I nodded and Junpei and I walked to school. We chatted nonchalantly about random topics, such as Bakugan, Pokemon and our purpose in this world and the meaning of life. The topic suddenly fell upon Minako's sister, whom Junpei had wanted to see again, due to her hotness.
We later got our wish as we all sat in class today. Minako looked sick from eating, for once, and almost turned green when I offered her some taffy.
We forged through morning classes and into afternoon. We were waiting for Kamina to arrive, when suddenly, Kamina made a grand entrance. And by grand, I mean GRAND.
First, dramatic music played on the intercom. The door then suddenly opened as a red carpet rolled in and a flock of doves flew in the room and out the window.
Kamina then entered the room and did a rather stylish dance number before ripping her gown, revealing her uniform as she did a flourish, which caused sparklers to cascade behind her.
A herald then entered, "Presenting Miss Kamina Arisato!" Everyone applauded loudly as she bowed and smiled.
Then, Mr. Terauchi entered the room, "Excuse me? Aren't we a little too loud?"
"Hehe, sorry Sir. The kids are still drugged up from the dance number I did."
"Wow. Referencing teenaged drug use." He said blandly before Kamina shrugged. When he turned his back, Kamina sassed him with a raspberry.
"All right! First off, I'm Miss Kamina. I'll be teaching History. Before we start to any actual lessons, I'd first like to ship you guys."
"Ship?" Yukari said curiously.
"Yeah. You know, fanshipping." Kamina explained, "My first ship, of course, has got to be the most obvious one. Kenji and Fuuka."
"HUH?!" Both Fuukaand Kenji cried in confusion.
"Say what?!" Lee cried.
"Lee, yo, I ain't moving in on your girl, I-" Kenji began.
"That's HILARIOUS!" Lee cried as he laughed melodiously, along with Minako.
"Eh?" Kenji said in confusion.
"Hush now." Kamina chided, "Second, is Rio and Quan."
"Wha-" Quan cried, "Hell no! Rio is too sweaty for my taste, Ma'am! Her armpits are always wet, and she could kill me with a single punch!"
"What did you say!?" Rio spat furiously, "I'll make your nose wet, you little lying turd!"
"Hahaha! Wow, truer words have never been spoken!" Minako giggled, trying to catch her breath as she jabbed my ribs with her elbows.
"Then, there's Pinky-chan and Lee." Kamina said.
"Ewwww...!" Pinky said disgustedly.
"Hey, whatever girl!" Lee rolled his eyes.
I then oogled at Minako laughing. I smiled as she seemed to glow, her ivory pale skin radiating with healthiness and wholesomeness.
"Minato, why are you smiling? Are you HAPPY?" Kamina asked, "And now, my favorite pairing is Minako and Minato-kun." She said as Minako stiffened up. Yukari also curiously raised an eyebrow.
I goggled at her, "What?"
"Um, Ms. Arisato, what relation does this have with our lesson?" Minako asked in a smug voice.
"Everything." Kamina said, "We'll study the most famous couples in history. Anthony and Cleopatra, Tristan and Isolde, Helen and Paris, Samson and Delilah and so forth-"
"Damn, she's good..." Minako muttered beneath her breath.
After a rather fun and teasing filled class, we went out. Already, several girls offered me chocolates, which I was forced to accept to spare their feelings. The boys recieved their fair share as well, even Junpei, who found the affections of a first year girl.
"Hey!" Minako said suddenly as I opened my locker, "Busy?"
"Nope. What's up?" I asked.
"Nothing. Meet me up the roof. There's something I wanna show you." Minako said as she ran up.
I sighed with affection as I watched her go.
"You love my sister, don't you?" Kamina said from behind with a wide grin.
"I... No! We... We're friends! Just friends!" I stammered, my face flushing.
"Bollocks. That's bollocks." Kamina said, smiling broadly, "I sense it, Minato. You can't beat an elder Arisato's perception! My sister may be as clueless and as thick as a stone, but I'm the sharpest knife in the shed."
"Well... Okay..." I said resignedly, "Okay, fine, I'm in love with Minako." I said with a hushed voice.
Kamina cheered loudly, "I'm okay with you being my sister's boyfriend." Kamina said, "As long as you don't have kids, haven't murdered anyone or are a druggie, I'll be happy for ya!" I was excited, since I more or less fit two out of three in her criteria, "Oh, Minako will be so happy!" She said as she fished out her phone and tried to text Minako.
"No! Don't!" I cried, "I'm planning to tell her soon."
"Well, do tell her soon, you hear?" Kamina said, "Se keeps going on about a Prince Charming. I dunno if it was a code or somehting, but it sounds fishy to me. Go to her!" She said as I obeyed and ran upstairs.
Meanwhile, I was walking towards Minako as she seemed to struggle with herself. I took a seat beside her and shared the chocolates with her.
"What should I do...?" Minako thought, "I spent all night working on this ticket..."
I smiled as I ate some of my admirers gift chocolates, which hopefully, wasn't spiked with love potion or something.
"Hey, Minato." Minako said boldly.
"Yeah?" I said as I stuffed my face with chocolates.
"This is for you... it's chocolates..." she said, handing me a box of chocolates. I long gave up on the hope that she would give me chocolates, so this definitely surprised me.
"W-Wow! Thanks!" I said with glee.
"Gotta go..." Minako said hurriedly, "And tell me what you think, okay? Le Pinque." She said and ran off.
I went home and opened the box. It was an ordinary fancy chocolate bar.
"Well, even if it does lack charm, it came from my Minako..." I said as I opened it. As I did, a golden ticket fell down.
My first impulse was that Willy Wonka did exist, and I might be able to inherit his chocolate factory, but upon closer look, it was something else.
"Eh?!" I said in shock as I read it.
If you want to, you can rub me, but if you want, I'll rub you.
I felt as if I turned into a skeleton.
Could it be...?! If she meant what the ticket mean, then...?!
At any rate, I should see her right now. Donning the Gekkoukan jacket over my shirt, I went to the usual place. I stopped just outside to overhear a conversation.
"Did you do it?" said a husky voice owned by Rio.
"Yeah, I'm really glad Minato read it. I saw him read it before he collapsed from a massive nosebleed a while ago at home." said an easygoing voice that Minako had, "Still, that was pretty bold, even for me!"
"Yeah, right." Pinky's slightly whiny voice said.
"So is that what you think, Pinky?" Minako's panicked voice cried, "What should I do?! Girls shouldn't ask questions like that!"
I looked at the ticket grasped by my sweaty, trembling hands.
Should I use it...?
Should I not use it...?
No! I must do it! Awake iron!
"Hey, Minako!" I greeted.
Minako stiffened, "He came...!" she thought, "With the ticket!"
"Can I use this?!" I said, sounding angry for a bit.
She smirked, "Okay..."
"Then have you decided where?" I asked her hesitantly.
"Y-You decide for me..." She said.
This is a dream come true! There are just too many places I want to touch!
"You sure?" I asked.
"Yes, any place is fine... Just one place, okay?" She said.
I gulped as I imagined her taking off her top, asking me to be gentle. "How long?" I said.
"As it's written. One day." Minako sighed, "One day."
"One day?!" I shouted, "Holy shit, that's too long..."
"Yeah, basically, I want to have fun as well." She said rather cheerily.
"Oh yeah, we will..." I smiled.
"And... You could say my heart is beating as well."
I didn't know what that meant, but I smiled anyway.
"MINAKO!" I shouted so loudly, everyone sat up straight, "I'll use it right now!"
She frowned, "Okay, fine, let me go change..." She turned around.
"No need..." I said huskily as I advanced behind her and cupped her full breasts with my hot, shaky hands. They felt soft and full, that I sighed loudly.
"Is there anything that can feel this good?" I thought as I kneaded her breasts. It was a good 35-50 seconds of kneading for me. Minako seemed stunned by my boldness, as well as everyone else in the cafe.
"Wha... Wha..." Minako panted, "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!" She shrieked as she did an amazing haymaker that landed on top of my head, downing me. My head seemed to have exploded with lights and myriads of colors I never knew existed. I probably blacked out for three seconds as the top of my head steamed from her blow.
She was shaking with anger.
"Kick his ass!" Rio snarled as everyone in the shop swooped down and started beating me senseless. Some bystanders outside came in and joined the fray.
"That's enough guys." Minako said sternly as everyone returned to what they were doing before beating me up, "What was that stunt all about?!" Minako growled.
"Th-This..." I said weakly as I handed her the ticket, which she snatched up, "What you wrote...on this..."
"Eh?!" She said in shock as she read it, "Oops. This was meant for Kammie's backrub." She smiled feebly, "I guess I was too excited that I mixed them up on accident."
I felt overwhelming guilt, "I'm sorry!" I bowed low, that my head banged up and down the tiles, "Even if you kill me, please forgive me!"
"It's fine... After all, it was my fault." Minako said, "I also hope I don't have to pay for your medical bills."
"Thank you!" I said with relief.
"So, what was in my chocolate?" I asked.
"Lotsa love." She winked.
We decided to walk home together.
Suddenly, I felt a presence behind me and Minako when we passed an alley. Defensively, I stood in front of her as I snarled, "If you want her, come and claim her!"
A trench coat wearing person growled back, "It's you I want." As he raised his hand. I smacked it away, throwing a box of chocolates on the ground.
"Hey! That's mean!" The cloaked person, which turned out to be a first hear girl, "All I wanted to do was to give you chocolates, Senpai!"
"Geez, sorry... You just startled me as all. Don't you know there's a cloak wearing hood around?" I chided, "Thanks forthe gift though."
"I just came from a KH cosplay contest." She said, "Anyways, goodbye!" She said as she skipped away while holding her bento.
I took the chocolates and walked home with Minako. I formulated my plan on the way.
"Minako, I'd like to ask you out." I said nervously, "On a friendly date."
"Oooh, cool." Minako said, "You're cashing in your real prize, which was mixed up with Kammie's?"
"Eh? Sure, why not? Let me plan it out first, yeah?" I asked, "Ladies choice?"
"Sure. You tell me when so you can treat me." Minako said.
"Thanks." I said before heading in.
"Hey, wait!" Minako cried.
"What?"
"Minato? Will you be my Valentine?" She asked sweetly.
"Hmmmm. Nah," I said jokingly, "Just kidding! Of course. I'll status it later."
"Seeya!" Minako waved as she went in her lawn.
I entered mine and did a little victory dance. Suddenly, the fence came down as I overstepped and slammed into it, revealing Minako doing a dance of her own as well. She sheepishly squeaked and mumbled an excjse before heading in.
I smiled and thanked the Heavens for today before entering my house.
A/N: So short. But what do you expect? I might be hiatusing this story soon, so better ask now or forever hold your peace.
Q/A:
Ace: Thanks man! It means a lot to me. Minako didn't really leave, but just fell asleep on the cafe. And yup. I've kinda wanted Minako to be like Kamina, so its great how things work out.
Blah: Uh, yeah. If you didn't read the story, she IS staying. And what's wrong with her staying with her sister?
Ok, wierd...
What do you think?
Hoshi: Thanks Hosh. I'll try to remember that.
Zombie: Next chapter is probably the last, so most likely filled with fluff and an extra dose of death!
King: That's good!
DragOn: No problem. Also, what is a "tengen toppa luren?" I haven't heard of that yet, sadly.
Thanks! Same to you as well!
Kronos: Well, hard to say. After I finish with DoA, I might be quitting the Persona Fandom for the while. Its fanbase is dying, somewhat and littler people are actually liking Persona as of now. I'll be moving to other fandoms, like Harry Potter and the like.
Gin: Thanks. I had a feeling that there are just too many OCs in the fic. Well, it shouldn't matter now, since I'm not adding anymore.
Meow: Thanks! Review more and you'll love it even more!
Somnus: Yep, Elder time is approaching.
CQS: That's good! Also, any reference to people, either living or dead is purely coincidencial. Just thought I'd make it clear. :)
Radaketor: Well, Minako is more tamer now. Also, Kamina isn't based after Mitsuru -_- so, yeah, you're wrong. Uh, okay, just imagine Tifa Lockheart with red hair and add Minako's face. They have a Tifa-Yuffie relationship, although I didn't base Tifa after Kamina.
Bacon: Haha, I'm not THAT old, you know. Also, let's pray for our boys at Zamboanga, eh? Mabuhay!