Gordon Freeman

Variants & Intros

Variants

Physicist: Gluon pack on back (Use of Tau and Gluon guns)

Survivalist: RPG on back (Use of various guns)

Xenobiologist: Shaking bag on hip (Use of Hivehand and snarks)

Intro motions

First: Gordan walks forward and speaks before it goes over his shoulder. He pushes his glasses up before the camera goes to the opponent. They speak before it returns to Gordon, who speaks again before the fight starts.

Second: The opponent and Gordon walk forward before the opponent speaks. It goes to Gordon who pulls out his crowbar and speaks. It returns to the opponent and the fight begins.

Intros

Gordon

1st

Gordon A: Strange...

Gordon B: Did I clone myself?

Gordon A: Not that I know of.

2nd

Gordon B: Another me?

Gordon A: Parallel world?

Gordon B: Let's test that theory.

3rd

Gordon B: Why are we doing this?

Gordon A: We're scientists.

Gordon B: This is beneath us.

Alien

1st

Gordon: Another alien...

Alien: *Hisses*

2nd

Alien drops down.

Gordon: Not another crabhead.

Akuma

1st

Gordon: A fascinating energy reading.

Akuma: Put your toys away and fight!

Gordon: These aren't toys.

2nd

Akuma: A scientist...

Gordon: Please be respectful.

Akuma: Only power matters.

Bo' Rai Cho

1st

Gordon: Was that a serious offer?

Bo' Rai Cho: You need discipline.

Gordon: I'm a scientist, not a fighter.

2nd

Gordon: You... should not be alive.

Bo' Rai Cho: What do you mean?

Gordon: That drink is poison.

3rd

Bo' Rai Cho: We could train you.

Gordon: I'm not meant for this manual labor.

Bo' Rai Cho: Do not mock our skills.

Cassie Cage

1st

Gordon: You need some schooling.

Cassie: I've been there, done that.

Gordon: Consider this remedial lessons.

2nd

Gordon: You don't appreciate my genius.

Cassie: What are you talking about?

Gordon: Why the hell am I doing grunt work?

3rd

Cassie: Got any new toys?

Gordon: I've been working on somethings.

Cassie: Show me what you got.

Cinder

1st

Gordon: I don't believe in magic.

Cinder: Even in a young girl's heart?

Gordon: No.

2nd

Gordon: Murderer...

Cinder: I reclaim what is mine.

Gordon: Nothing justifies it.

3rd

Cinder: You are better than Watts?

Gordon: I don't throw petty fits.

Cinder: No, you just throw bullets.

4th

Cinder: We need a new brains.

Gordon: I would never work for you.

Cinder: Then die.

Dante

1st

Gordon: I'd love to study your blood.

Dante: Not happening, kid.

Gordon: I wouldn't be so sure.

2nd

Dante: You're a scientist?

Gordon: I hate doing grunt work.

Dante: It suits you better.

Delsin

1st

Gordon: You're a conduit?

Delsin: Yeah, it's... kinda weird.

Gordon: You haven't seen weird.

2nd

Gordon: I found you.

Delsin: How'd you follow me?

Gordon: Nifty little invention of mine.

3rd

Delsin: Ugh, more of Augustine's goons.

Gordon: I'm not with D.U.P.

Delsin: I call bullshit.

Dovahkinn

1st

Gordon: Have you considered upgrades?

Dovahkiin: I can forge my own weapons.

Gordon: If you say so.

2nd

Gordon: Have you done numerous random tasks?

Dovahkiin: For the good of the people.

Gordon: It's annoying isn't it?

3rd

Dovahkiin: You do not threaten me.

Gordon: How do I change that?

Dovahkiin: Become a god.

D'vorah

1st

Gordon: What are you?

D'vorah: We are Kytin, fool.

Gordon: Another alien...

2nd

Gordon: Let me study you.

D'vorah: The bag of meat who sprung a leak.

Gordon: You could just say no.

3rd

D'vorah: This one is called D'vorah.

Gordon: Fascinating.

D'vorah: We will be your death.

Ermac

1st

Gordon: What are you?

Ermac: A being of ten thousands souls.

Gordon: Let's test that theory.

2nd

Ermac: The scientist...

Gordon: What do you want?

Ermac: Your death.

3rd

Ermac: You will serve the emperor.

Gordon: No, I won't.

Ermac: Then die.

Erron Black

1st

Gordon: Want some upgrades?

Erron: I'm good.

Gordon: What ever you say.

2nd

Gordon: What do you want?

Erron: Kotal wants to talk.

Gordon: Then he should be here.

3rd

Erron: Brainiac...

Gordon: I prefer the term 'Intellectual'.

Erron: Nerd.

4th

Erron: I used to hunt toads as a kid.

Gordon: I'm a scientist.

Erron: You look more like a toady to me.

Ferra/Torr

1st

Gordon: Symbiosis.

Ferra/Torr: Together Ferra/Torr unbeat.

Gordon: Prove it.

2nd

Gordon: A strange species.

Ferra/Torr: Squeeze funny man, Torr.

Gordon: Try.

3rd

Ferra/Torr: Sci-ant man.

Gordon: Scientist.

Ferra/Torr: We crush guts out.

4th

Ferra/Torr: Four eyes?

Gordon: They're glasses.

Ferra/Torr: We take, long with arms.

Goro

1st

Gordon: Do you not trust science?

Goro: Only might matters.

Gordon: Pretty pedestrian point of view.

2nd

Goro: You challenge me?

Gordon: I only want to talk.

Goro: You need fists to talk.

Guts

1st

Gordon: Nice arm.

Guts: No touching.

Gordon: Come on.

2nd

Gordon: You hunt demons?

Guts: Don't you kill aliens?

Gordon: Touché.

3rd

Guts: I want my spare arm back.

Gordon: But I'm not done.

Guts: Now.

Harry Warden

1st

Gordon: What is wrong with you?

Harry smashes a lantern.

2nd

Harry lowers his axe.

Gordon: You won't touch me.

Hazama

1st

Gordon: What is wrong with you?

Hazama: I take offense to that.

Gordon: As you should.

2nd

Gordon: There's a strange energy within you.

Hazama: Restriction 666 released...

Gordon: What?

3rd

Hazama: I could use a scientist.

Gordon: You're insane.

Hazama: Guess you're not it.

4th

Hazama: Relius wants Ignis and Ada back.

Gordon: I still need some time to study them.

Hazama: I will give you 10 more seconds before cutting your throat.

Jacqui Briggs

1st

Gordon: You need some upgrades.

Jacqui: I'll stick with what I've got.

Gordon: If you say so.

2nd

Jacqui: Ready to get schooled?

Gordon: You know I have several PhD's, right?

Jacqui: But not in pummeling.

3rd

Jacqui: You fired off that blast?

Gordon: Yeah, that was an accident.

Jacqui: It destroyed my room.

Jason

1st

Gordon: I need you to stay still.

Jason pulls a knife from his neck.

2nd

Jason pulls his machete out of a victim

Gordon: Oh, you poor baby.

Jax

1st

Gordon: Commander...

Jax: Doctor...

Gordon: Let's test those new arms.

2nd

Jax: You ready for this?

Gordon: No, but do I have choice?

Jax: Smart.

Johnny Cage

1st

Gordon: Ugh, movie stars.

Johnny: Get over it, nerd.

Gordon: The term is intellectual.

2nd

Johnny: You want an autograph or something?

Gordon: No, god no.

Johnny: You're getting a punch down under.

Kano

1st

Gordon: Scum.

Kano: Piss off.

Gordon: I might enjoy punching you.

2nd

Gordon: How much for protection?

Kano: It will cost you more than what you earn.

Gordon: I should have known...

3rd

Kano: I'll have those fancy guns.

Gordon: Not going to happen.

Kano: Oh, it'll happen.

Kenshi

1st

Gordon: You talk to your sword?

Kenshi: My warrior ancestors.

Gordon: Oh, okay...

2nd

Kenshi: Mine is Sento. What do you call yours?

Gordon: I don't name my tools.

Kenshi: No sense of fun.

3rd

Kenshi: Greetings...

Gordon: Hello...

Kenshi: At least you're polite.

Kitana

1st

Gordon: I've never meet a princess before.

Kitana: Bow to me, peasant.

Gordon: No.

2nd

Gordon: You're human?

Kitana: I am Edenian.

Gordon: Don't look that different to me.

3rd

Kitana: What is this?

Gordon: A humble scientist.

Kitana: I do not tolerate distractions.

Kotal Kahn

1st

Gordon: You're a Kahn?

Kotal Kahn: And you will serve me.

Gordon: Not likely.

2nd

Gordon: What do you want?

Kotal Kahn: Your service.

Gordon: That will never happen.

3rd

Kotal Kahn: Earthrealm dog.

Gordon: I'm a scientist.

Kotal Kahn: The smartest dog is still a dog.

Kung Jin

1st

Gordon: A bow?

Kung Jin: And an arrow up your ass.

Gordon: You have issues.

2nd

Kung Jin: What do you want?

Gordon: To study that bow.

Kung Jin: Not happening.

3rd

Kung Jin: All right then.

Gordon: Ready for this?

Kung Jin: Let's break some hips.

Kung Lao

1st

Gordon: A hat?

Kung Lao: It is also a projectile.

Gordon: These are projectiles.

2nd

Gordon: What do you want?

Kung Lao: A test of skill.

Gordon: Bring it.

3rd

Kung Lao: What is this?

Gordon: A scientist.

Kung Lao: Knowledge will not save you.

Leatherface

1st

Gordon: Psycho...

Leatherface: *Growls*

2nd

Leatherface starts his chainsaw.

Gordon: Rude, crude and unimpressive.

Liu Kang

1st

Gordon: What do you want?

Liu Kang: A test of skill.

Gordon: Ready.

2nd

Liu Kang: The time has come.

Gordon: What are you talking about?

Liu Kang: For you to die.

Lucy

1st

Gordon: I won't hurt you.

Lucy: Liar!

Gordon: Don't make me do this.

2nd

Gordon: I've never heard of a 'Diclonius'.

Lucy: Your government kept us prisoners.

Gordon: I wasn't with them.

3rd

Lucy: Monster...

Gordon: I'm a scientist.

Lucy: Like I said.

4th

Lucy: Are you with the military?

Gordon: Not by choice.

Lucy: You still have to die.

5th

Lucy: Where's Kouta?

Gordon: What are you talking about?

Lucy: Fine, I'll get the answer myself.

Mileena

1st

Gordon: Biological mess.

Mileena: How dare you! I'm an empress!

Gordon: Of what?

2nd

Gordon: Leave me alone.

Mileena: You will remember your love for me.

Gordon: We've never met.

3rd

Mileena: Serve me.

Gordon: I won't.

Mileena: Then die.

Natsu

1st

Gordon: I don't believe in magic.

Natsu: I just ate fire in front of you.

Gordon: A cheap trick.

2nd

Gordon: You okay?

Natsu: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Gordon: You fell pretty far.

3rd

Natsu: Use that fancy gun on me.

Gordan: Why?

Natsu: That way I won't have take another vehicle.

Nightmare

1st

Gordon: Just another parasite.

Nightmare: I am power made flesh.

Gordon: Not to me.

2nd

Gordon: What a strange sword...

Nightmare: It will be the last thing you'll see.

Gordon: I don't think so.

3rd

Nightmare: Surrender to me.

Gordon: Not going to happen.

Nightmare: Your soul will be mine regardless.

Predator

1st

Gordon: Another alien...

Predator: *Roars*

2nd

Predator scans his opponent.

Gordon: A crab head?

Q-Bee

1st

Gordon: A strange species.

Q-Bee hovers into the air.

2nd

Q-Bee leans forward.

Gordon: You won't take this world.

Quan Chi

1st

Gordon: I don't believe in magic.

Quan Chi: I am Shinnok's arch sorcerer.

Gordon: Piss off.

2nd

Gordon: What do you want?

Quan Chi: Your servitude.

Gordon: Not for sale.

3rd

Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?

Gordon: Because you're insane.

Quan Chi: We could have been such good friends.

4th

Quan Chi: Bow to me.

Gordon: Never going to happen.

Quan Chi: Your soul will serve me.

Raiden

1st

Gordon: Did you trip that breaker?

Raiden: What do you mean?

Gordon: I was in the middle of an experiment.

2nd

Gordon: You're a god?

Raiden: Would you test my power?

Gordon: I wouldn't be a scientist if I didn't.

3rd

Raiden: You will obey me.

Gordon: Give me one reason.

Raiden: I am protector of Earthrealm!

Reptile

1st

Gordon: You create toxins?

Reptile: I'll provide you a sample.

Gordon: I'm fine without it.

2nd

Gordon: I've never seen your kind before.

Reptile: Your last encounter.

Gordon: If you say so.

3rd

Reptile: Filthy human.

Gordon: I'm more sterile than you.

Reptile: You blood will stain my teeth.

4th

Reptile: The Kahn would see you.

Gordon: Why does he want me?

Reptile: You misunderstand me.

Rick

1st

Gordon: Another scientist.

Rick: We gonna trade secrets?

Gordon: No, I'm good.

2nd

Gordon: Portal technology?

Rick: You aren't getting it, ya robot.

Gordon: I'm not a bureaucrat.

3rd

Rick: Anti-gravity gun?

Gordon: What about it?

Rick: I built that when I was six.

4th

Rick: What do you want?

Gordon: Just want to trade some papers.

Rick: Ugh, I hate you.

Scorpion

1st

Gordon: You're a demon?

Scorpion: My life ended through treachery.

Gordon: I remain skeptical.

2nd

Gordon: A ninja?

Scorpion: I am what I've always been.

Gordon: As am I.

3rd

Scorpion: You do not beguile me.

Gordon: I merely wish to study you.

Scorpion: You will burn.

Shinnok

1st

Gordon: A god...

Shinnok: And your new lord.

Gordon: Not likely.

2nd

Gordon: What do you want?

Shinnok: Your service in death.

Gordon: I don't plan on diving.

3rd

Shinnok: Mr. Freeman...

Gordon: The false prophet.

Shinnok: You will see the wisdom of death.

4th

Shinnok: The scientist.

Gordon: One who doesn't believe in gods.

Shinnok: You will soon.

Sonya Blade

1st

Gordon: General...

Sonya: You will continue your duties.

Gordon: I'm a scientist, not a soldier.

2nd

Gordon: I'm not happy.

Sonya: Someone steal your Bunsen burner?

Gordon: You keeping me in the field.

3rd

Sonya: Stand at attention, soldier.

Gordon: I'm a scientist.

Sonya: Not here, you're not.

Spider-Man

1st

Gordon: We trading notes?

Spider-Man: Only if I best you.

Gordon: Deal.

2nd

Gordon: Your webs are impressive.

Spider-Man: Says the man with a proton pack.

Gordon: Thank you.

3rd

Spider-Man: Leave me alone.

Gordon: I want to study your blood.

Spider-Man: I am not making another Venom.

4th

Spider-Man: I'm not speaking to you.

Gordon: I said I was sorry.

Spider-Man: YOU blew up the lab, not me!

Sub-Zero

1st

Gordon: Cryostats?

Sub-Zero: You cannot match my skills.

Gordon: Humor me.

2nd

Sub-Zero: You approach me as foe.

Gordon: I merely hope to learn.

Sub-Zero: Very well.

3rd

Sub-Zero: Your weapons will prove ineffective.

Gordon: They haven't failed me before.

Sub-Zero: They will today.

Takeda

1st

Gordon: Enjoying your toys?

Takeda: You made them?

Gordon: Let's see how they hold up.

2nd

Gordon: The prodigal son...

Takeda: I knew you were gonna say that.

Gordon: Ugh, psychics

3rd

Takeda: Ready to see the upgrades?

Gordon: Very much so.

Takeda: Let's make you smile.

Tanya

1st

Gordon: Rebel...

Tanya: Only fools stand in my way.

Gordon: I am no fool.

2nd

Tanya: A cute human.

Gordon: Thank you?

Tanya: I hope you survive.

Tremor

1st

Gordon: I think I can cure you.

Tremor: And relinquish this power?

Gordon: And make you human again.

2nd

Tremor: I will have your weapons.

Gordon: Not going to happen.

Tremor: Time to die.

Triborg

1st

Gordon: Another evil robot...

Triborg: I am Triborg, human.

Gordon: Well, its a better name than Gladis.

2nd

Gordon: Science run amok.

Triborg: I am superior in every way.

Gordon: Not today.

3rd

Triborg: Curious...

Gordon: What is?

Triborg: Your intelligence makes you a prime target for cyberization.

Tucker

1st

Gordon: I don't trust that sword.

Tucker: It's cool dude. I'm the chosen one.

Gordon: Why doesn't that fill me with confidence?

2nd

Gordon: Was your camera running?

Tucker: Yeah, caught you flying.

Gordon: Delete it.

3rd

Tucker: You make Simmons look dateable.

Gordon: A lot of women wouldn't mind dating me.

Tucker: Are they real or 2D women?

4th

Tucker: Dude, shut up.

Gordon: But I'm about to get to the important part.

Tucker: All I hear are words that are gonna get you beat up.

Victor Crowley

1st

Gordon: A crab head?

Victor beats his head and screams.

2nd

Victor: Ddddaaaaadddddyyyyy...

Gordon: You need some serious help.

One of the hardest characters I've done, mainly because I know nothing about the Half-Life games. Hopefully I did him good. Tell me what you think and I'll see you next month.

Beta read by General Feng Xiang