Hello once more dear readers. Sorry for the very delayed chapter. I got a bit caught up in the move and just have had no energy to write.
Being the only one who can physically lift all the heavy furniture and boxes really fucking sucks. However, now I got the next 2 months off before I have to find a job once more. So I can spend it writing, playing LoL, Destiny 2, or any other games that come to mind.
Also exercising. Have to stay sexy.
Also,also. Are there any other authors who read my story and use this site? Everytime I put MR. (As in mister or miss) and an 's before and after words, the words disappear when I save the document.
Anyway, on to the reviews.
Titan Uranus: Well yeah. Of course Dorian is gonna try and fix shit. He sorta ya know, has to live in the world of Remnant. I dont know about you, but if I can prevent the future destruction and death of all I know and care about, IMMA FUCKIN DO IT! Also it even states how this is a SI in the synopsis of the story. You had to have read it to get a general idea of what the story would entail. Unless you were just clicking links to click em. Anyway, congrats! You're my first actual hater comment. Here is a bag of horse dicks. Eat em and enjoy.
Sb User: Holy hell in a handbasket. You sir, are a salty bitch. I mean really? "Slack Jawed Smooth Brain Faggot Author". Who shat in ur cornflakes for u to be so toxic? You call my character retarded and sarcastic while also insulting me for literally no reason. Try actually putting reasons as to why you think so instead of being a Degenerate Mongoloid. Pick up a thesaurus so you can learn words that can adequately describe why you feel certain ways. Also, Retard and Sarcastic arent really words that go together well because a Retard cant understand the complexity of the social aspect of Sarcasm. Go back to writing class and learn about synonyms and antonyms. You also told me to stop fucking writing. Guess what, I'll fucking stop when I want to goddamn stop. Also, here is another bag of horse dicks. Hope ya choke.
Mattufp: Ok phew. I knew that him losing his temper would drive a few peeps away. I actually was worried about that. Glad to know I recovered from it in ur eyes. Ngl though, was wondering if I should have torn Oz a new asshole with words. However, can we really consider the cafeteria scene an actual fight? It's more of a kerfuffle. Glad you enjoyed though.
Flame Punch: Holy shit dude ur right! I did fuck up the Rocky quote... meh, too lazy to go back and fix it lol. Granted, in my Very humble opinion, the way I ad libbed the quote sounds better. Good catch though. Here is a digital packet of Pocky.
Anyway y'all are probably wondering why I am being toxic back to the trolls. Simple really, in the words of Lord Nuxanor or Nuxtaku as hes called,
"Be wholesome to wholesome people, and toxic to toxic people."-Nuxtaku 2018
Anyways, I dont own rwby or any other media referenced.
Later that night, of course after that little stint in the cafeteria and the proceeding speech, of course I got called to the Headmaster's office. So currently I'm in my teams room, letting them know.
"Welp Dorian, it was great knowing you." Dag says with a grim face.
"Yeah, it was funny to watch you handle things." Lilith throws in.
"Miss you." Thia says as she pulls her hood over her face to hide her blush.
"Guys, while I appreciate the sentiment. I sincerely doubt I'm getting expelled. While yes I escalated the situation, it isn't the first time that trouble has been caused because of Cardin. I'll be damn sure to point it out too." I say with a laid back attitude.
"Whatever you say bud." Dag says immediately dismissing the notion.
"Anyway, I'm off to see the Wizard. I'll see you guys later."
"We still dont understand your references. Are you sure you're not making things up?" Lilith says questioning me.
"Maybe. Either way, I'm off." With that I travel through the halls of Beacon and reach the main building.
All right Dorian. Ya got this. You just have to press that elevator button and head to the top floor.
Of course after thinking this, I take another 2 minutes to gather my thoughts and head up.
How is Oz gonna handle this. Will he straight expel me or try and blackmail me? Currently there are 3 Silver eyed Warrior's that we know of right now. Me, Summer, and Ruby. He still has his queen piece in Summer, and he has Ruby as well. Who's to say that he'd keep me on standby?.
At the top of the elevator, which took a good minute to reach, I walk out of it and stand in front of a pair of grand oak wood doors. On the otherside of which I can hear the distinct sound of a clock ticking and I can hear a rather heated conversation between Glynda and Ozpin.
"Headmaster, you cant be serious. He dislocated arm!" Ok. So Glynda doesnt like me right now.
"He did put it back in it's socket. Rather perfectly I might add. If he doesnt make it as a Huntsman, he'd make a good field medic." Oz says playfully, playing devil's advocate.
"He didnt need to do it in the first place though! This is the second time he's gotten physical with team CRDL. He must be punished!" As long as she's the one doing the punishing, I dont think I'd mind.
Haha.
"Yes, I agree. He will face punishment. However so will . This wouldn't have happened if not for his actions against other students. Dont think I dont hear about his actions tormenting others. Rather, Dorian has been doing damage control and cutting off Cardin at every point." Oz says in my favor with a knowing tone.
I think he might know I'm outside the door.
"You can come in , we have come to a decision." Yep, he knew.
So I open the door at walk into his office.
The office itself is made of glass on all walls, the ceiling, and the floor. Past the glass, is the source of the ticking, which is a giant clockwork mechanism that makes up the clocktower of Beacon Academy. In the middle middle of the room, is Glynda and Oz, both standing in front of his desk. On the left side from the door, is a window that takes up the entirety of the wall. In the distance I can see the low skyline of Vale City lit up for the night.
"Now , as you've probably just heard, I called you up here to discuss your punishment for the assault of Cardin Winchester." He says as he steeples his hands in front of him and I see Glynda glare at me outta the corner of my eye.
"Yes, rather brutally I might add. What do you have to say for yourself?" Glynda says with her patented death glare.
"Well I'd have to say that Cardin is the standard Sociopath. He holds no remorse for those he hurts. can also attest to multiple accounts of Cardin's own assault and battery with other students. Which she has only given him light slaps on the wrist for." I say as I glare back at her.
"I have given him detentions multiple times. I've even had him tend the entirety of Beacon's grounds." Glynda says indignantly.
"Exactly. Light slaps on the wrist. I'm sorry to tell you , but this academy is filled with people of legal adult age and each and every one of them are trained killers. You have to hold people accountable for their actions. If you dont then that is a sign of weakness that they'll take advantage of. Oz. Are you aware of what Cardin did the very first day of school?" I say and turn to him.
"The locker incident." He says with a grave tone.
"Yes, the locker incident. The incident where Cardin threw Jaune Arc into a rocket locker and launched him into the Emerald forest. Into a Creep nest. We went out looking for him and found him bleeding from several bite wounds that me and my sister had to treat so he wouldn't have to go into ICU from septic shock." I say with an angry tone.
"I was not made aware of the extent of injuries. Why did he not tell a teacher?" Oz says in a grave tone.
"Because Jaune, as much as I think of the guy as my best friend, is a coward when it comes to interpersonal conflict. He's sheltered and all he wants to do is try and fix everything on his own because he thinks that is what a hero is. He doesnt realise, that even heroes need help. He is incredibly stubborn when it comes to his ideals and he won't learn until he stands up for himself. But he won't. He doesnt want to cause trouble for anyone else." I say pointing out the virtues and flaws of Jaune.
He's a good guy, but damned if he isn't misguided.
"What about when you shoved Cardin into a locker yourself ? Are you saying we should hold you accountable?" Glynda says with a raised brow.
"Sure. Hold me accountable all you want. However I'll have you know, that instead of launching him into a deadly, Grimm infested forest, I just launched him into a bug infested manure farm." I say with a smirk.
"Rather cruel wouldn't you agree Headmaster?" Glynda says as she turns to Oz.
"More of a harmless prank, compared to what did if what Dorian says is true. However yes , you will get punished for that as well." He says as he turns to his desk and types something on his computer.
"Finally, we can get to the punishment." Glynda says as she absentmindedly waves her riding crop.
Dont you threaten me with a good time .
... I need to get laid soon.
" DORIAN!?" Glynda exclaims in outrage and I see Oz raise an eyebrow.
"Wait, did I say that out loud?" I say as I facepalm from my stupidity.
"Quite... Dorian's sexual habits aside. His punishment will be, for the next week until the trip to Forever Fall, to clear out the Emerald forest around Beacon's immediate area. As in he will clear a 4 mile radius around the entirety of Beacon. He will do this every other day." He says with finality.
"I can handle that. I'm guessing that Cardin won't be getting punished due to his need for recovery?" I say as I stand at parade rest. Three days of Grimm Clearing ain't too bad.
Even if I have to cover an area of around 80 square miles. I should be able to handle it if I start early in the day. Plus the forest is filled with weaker Grimm this close to Beacon.
*sigh* Why does Beacon have to be a big circle though.
"No, Cardin will be facing punishment after he has recovered. However, you won't be alone for your days of work. Glynda shall accompany you to make sure you actually do your punishment." He says with a smile and Glynda starts sputtering and I raise an eyebrow at the prospect.
"B-but Headmaster! Why must I oversee his punishment!?" Glynda says as she glares at the two of us
"Because brings up a good point. We have been rather lenient with punishment of unruly students. This is a lesson for not only the students, but for the teachers as well if they dont want to do this repeatedly." Oz says with a slight smile.
"So this'll make everyone take things seriously is what you're saying. Makes sense. No teacher wants to take time out of their busy day to have to deal with an unruly student. This'll cause a crackdown on such actions." I say instantly getting the point behind this decision.
"Quite astute." Oz agrees.
"*sigh* Alright. However we will need a substitute for my absence in those days." Glynda says in exasperation.
" is here on a job in Vale at the moment. I'm sure he'll be glad to watch over the students in your absence." Oz says and once more Glynda grows livid.
"YOU'RE HAVING QROW SUBSTITUTE!? What are you thinking inviting that drunk!?" She roars and I grow annoyed at her shit talking my friend.
"I'll have you know that me and the ScareQrow have been working on his drinking problems! Now he only drinks at social functions." I intone coldly at her.
"Of course you know the drunk. You know everyone. Next thing you'll tell me that you know where Grimm come from." Glynda says exasperated.
She has no idea.
"Well he is getting better with the non-drinking part. Also will Amber be visiting with him? Been a bit since I've seen her." I say with genuine curiosity.
If I'm being honest, even though I met her about a year ago when me and Qrow saved her... I havnt really taken the time to make friends with her.
Though maybe that's because she's more than a little skittish around me. Apparently I'm unsettling.
Guess my sexiness isn't for everyone. Cant be helped, everyone has their own preferences.
That and I'm too lazy to take the ferry to and from Patch just to visit her at Qrow's place. Plus it cuts into my spending habits.
Well so does Ruby's swear jar, but fuck that. I'll curse however the fuck much I goddamn want too.
Anyways, back to the conversation... which has stopped... and they're staring at me.
Have I been ignoring them this whole time?
"It seems you have returned to us. Yes, Amber Goodfaith will be coming with Qrow." Oz says with slight apprehension.
Ya know, now that I think of it. I never bothered to learn Amber's last name... Goodfaith.
Kinda ironic really, considering how skeptical she is all the time.
"Cool. I suppose I must get ready for my trip into the Forest tomorrow correct?" I say as I stand from my seat in front of Oz's desk.
"Yes. Make sure you're team will be taking your class notes for you. You will have to make up any work you will be missing."Glynda says as she straightens up her stance.
"Before you go Dorian, I must ask. Back on the first day of classes, when you said that Machines are easier to break than People. What exactly did you mean?" Oz asks as he turns serious on a dime and even Glynda looks like she got whiplash from how fast the room got tense.
How should I go about this... I'll go with sarcastic.
"Well it's actually very literal there Oz. Think about it, sure, people can be bribed, tortured, held hostage, and coerced, but in the end they always have the choice to turn from their path of destruction. Machines? Not so much. They dont have higher thinking. They're controlled by set rules. If this A occurs, then do B. But if someone smart gets to the control panel of the machine, they can corrupt the coding. Then when A occurs, instead of doing B, they do Z. Vytal is coming to Vale right?" I explain and then ask so he can catch on.
"Yes. So what you're saying is that something concerning machines will be an issue?" Oz says incredulously with a raised brow.
"Think about it Oz. Vale is one of the biggest Huntsman Capitals of the World. However Vale is also the most vulnerable and peaceful because no really dangerous Grimm appears. This causes the Professionals to go to the other kingdoms and wander around, which leaves Vale unprotected in a truly dangerous situation. Then here comes a terrorist group known as the White Fang. This group targets Schnee Corporation shipments and stores. So because most of the Kingdoms council is under Jaque Schnee's payroll, they'll allow the Atlesian Military to bring in an entire army. Specifically, their brand new mechanized army that was so generously supplied by the Schnee Dust Corporation so they can protect company assets. Then, instead of being smart and having the control of their units being on a completely different system that is isolated from outside interference, they have the control system go through the CCTS Tower. Military Genious, Jaques Schnee is not." I say as I walk through how fucking incompetent the Atlas Military really is.
"How do you know this? What's to say that I wouldn't deny the council of their stipulations?" Ozpin says probing.
"Because everyone knows that Oz the Great and Powerful has been trying for years to get the council's to agree to host Vytal in Vale so it could jumpstart Vale's economy and reputation back to what it was. They'd use your rather well known desperation against you. Ironwood would just be following orders from on high. If a civilian like me knows this, then the Fang also knows this. They'll use it to their advantage. " I say as I lean against the chair.
"Well Dorian. You'd make an amazing politician." Oz says thoroughly impressed at my analysis.
"I take offense to that statement. Unlike politicians, I actually follow through on my word." I say with a slight chuckle and the tense air breaks at the small joke. Even Glynda has a small grin.
"Yes, it's thinking like this that has kept you at the top of your class. If you wish to stay there, I suggest you get going and prepare your team and let them know this next weeks arrangement." Glynda says dismissing me.
"Alrighty then. I'll get out of your hair. I'll be seeing you Monday morning Miss Goodwitch. Goodbye Headmaster." I say as I take my visor out of my pocket and put it back on. Then I turn to walk to the elevator.
"Goodbye Mister Nikos. Until next time. You have given me much to think on." Oz says as I click the button for the first floor.
*sigh* Things will be changing. For better or worse has yet to be seen.
Thank the Brothers it's a Friday. I got 2 days to prepare. I think I'll go for a walk to a random courtyard or something before heading to my team room.
Give myself time to reflect.
Already Oz and Glynda suspect I know things I shouldn't. Now I have to contest with them if Oz doesnt think I'm suitable for his little circle jerk he has.
If anything, right now Oz is telling Glynda to see how I am during our time together in the forest. She'll probably be grilling me on whatever Oz thinks i know.
Then there is what Glynda thinks of me herself. I get mixed feelings from her.
Feelings of annoyance but also feelings of grudging respect.
A lot like Qrow actually.
Speaking of him. He's gonna be here with Amber starting Monday. I already know where I stand with him trust wise. If anything, Oz will use this chance to ask him about me to see if whether or not I'm trustworthy and skilled.
Then we got Amber who I helped save over a year ago. The same Amber who thinks I'm unsettling and I had to find out the last name of through someone else. *sigh*
What am I going to d-
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Of course. I had to go to the one courtyard where a giant red and black portal appears.
*sigh*
"Alright. What do you want Raven?" I say as I hear her pull her blade from its sheath.
"I'm not a coward." She says as she pokes the back of my neck with the blade, grinding along the scales along my spine.
"So you say." I respond, unimpressed.
"I said it before and I'll say it again. You know nothing of me. Whatever Qrow has told you is full of shit." She says venomously as she drags the blade around the right side of my neck and rests it on my Adam's Apple. Standing in front of me.
Dammit. I know she is Yang's mom, but why is she such a milf. I dont need to deal with this shit when I'm in a dry spell.
"Getting excited are we?" She asks and I slightly flush. Fucking hormones. Acting like a virgin when a hot girl is in front of him.
"Cant control my body's reaction when it comes to attractive women unfortunately. Even if I find the woman distasteful." I say with a sneer and her face grows angry once more.
"Tell me why I shouldn't carve out your tongue right now?" She says as she puts the blade in front of my lips.
"Because women all over the world would cry in disappointment." I say instantly before I can catch myself.
"Heh, that was pretty funny. Alright. You get to keep your tongue. Now tell me, how did you know all those things about me? About Salem and Ozpin? I know I blamed my brother but we both know he'd keep those secrets. No amount of alchohol or torture would make him spill those secrets." Raven says as she keeps her blade in my face.
"I know what I know because I'm like Oz. I'm a reincarnate. Only mine wasnt throught the sacrifice of my firstborn. Mine was literally winning the cosmic lottery. I got knowledge of a different timeline. A timeline that would have come to pass if I didnt intervene at the age of 5. An intervention that nearly got me killed by the Black Queen herself." I say and her blade drops from my face to my crotch.
"Oh really? Tell me then, what would have happened? I'm curious as to why you'd call me a craven person. Why you think you know me?" She says as I take a step back as she tries to press the blade into my crotch.
"You're not going get anywhere with me if you threaten my manhood Raven." I say with a growl and use my semblance to send a stone pillar at her blade hands wrist and one towards her own throat and crotch.
Of course she didnt get to where she was if she was a pushover. So she casually sidesteps all three pillars of stone.
"Fine. Just answer me then. What happened?" She says and almost pleadingly demands.
"Well first, just like in the other timeline, a year after you have Yang, Oz tells you his true relationship between him and Salem. He tells you how she cant die and how he's responsible for everything. He tells you about his waning magic. Then, just like this timeline your ran away to take control of your tribe. Over some fucked up sense of responsibility to your father and the fear of having to be a mother in a world so unforgiving. So like a coward you ran from your Real responsibility in being a mother and actually having human feelings of love and care. All because you're scared of forming a real bond with your daughter and watching her become enslaved to a war she shouldn't have to fight. Hence, why I called you a coward." I say and her grip on her nodachi tightens.
"Continue." She growls out.
"Then, you raid the village that has the newly minted Spring Maiden and kidnap her. Then when you see she was just a scared kid who doesnt want to fight, you kill her in cold blood. Again like a fucking coward. But because were below the age of 30 and you were the last person she was thinking of, you got the powers. But then it occurs to you, that taking such power for yourself put a target on your back for Salem to find you, which is why your tribe is constantly moving around. However that's not enough. Then you take Vernal, a girl in your tribe completely loyal to you, and use her as a decoy because she has an elemental semblance. Am I missing anything?" I say with an unimpressed tone.
"You are right. I am the Spring Maiden. However I am not running. I'm preparing for an assault of my own." She says rather unconvincingly.
"Uh, huh. Sure. Well I'm guessing you also want to know what happens to precious little Yang." I say and she glares at me and brings her blade back up.
"Speak."
"Simple. You're too damn stuck in that might makes right mentality that when Yang needed you most. You were never there. When she is framed for a crime she didnt commit and she gets an arm taken off. She falls into suicidal depression. You already know that for the past 17 years she's been searching for you. It kills me inside to see her so hurt because of you and I cant tell her how you really are." I say as I take a step forward and take off my visor.
"Look me in the eyes and tell me that your arent the craven bitch I know you are. Tell me that what you're doing is the Right thing to do. TELL ME!" I roar out and she charges me with her blade held low for a sweeping strike at my legs.
Seeing this I jump into the air and see her smirk as she thinks I cant change my momentum and dodge.
Of course prove her wrong and airstep towards the shoulder of her sword arm and her eyes widen as I bring my knee into her nose and feel the telltale signs of Aura Reinforcement.
Dropping down I go to grab her sheath for her blade and unclip it from around her waist and use it to block her spinning slash.
"Give that back!" Raven demands as I wrap the leather belt around me and clip it.
"Ya have to make me Craven. Just like you have to talk to your daughter and ex-husband." At the mention of Tai her face grows a shade redder in anger.
"How dare y-!?" I interrupt her with a flicker jab to her face and she brings the blade up to block it.
Stopping the jab, I loosen my hand and bring it down towards her sternum as I turn my hips to the left and using the force of the turn and my arm falling to hit her squarely over her Solar Plexus with a rapidly tightening fist, knocking her back and winding her as she goes flying 8 feet away.
Those of you familiar with martial arts know what I just did.
It's called a One-Inch Punch.
Raven then gets up and launches towards me in an overhead slash.
As I go to dodge however, I notice that I can move and roots from a nearby tree are wrapped around my feet.
Right, Spring Maiden... forgot.
With that thought, her overhead slash lands with a crash onto my left shoulder and I feel it wrench from its socket.
Fucking hell. This is Karma isn't it?
Fighting through the pain, I bring my left arm up to grave her blade arm while disintegrating the tree roots around my legs and bring my right hand under her chin and slam it while grabbing her face.
Then I place my leg behind her right knee and Rock Bottom her while wrenching her own arm out of its socket.
Fucking hell she isn't letting go of this sword.
As that thought goes through my head, she tries to kick through my head as well and I'm seeing stars from the force of a solid hit behind the ear.
Of course as I start falling I get in one final hit and knee her in the face again as I fall over onto my dislocated left arm.
"God fucking dammit! This is Karma for what I did to Cardin isn't it? The bitch and her sense of humor. Fuck you too!" I yell slightly woozy from the hit to the head.
She has steel toes in those boots of hers.
I take a moment to pop my shoulder back into place. Of course, ask anyone who has had a dislocated arm, it is not a pleasant experience to fix it.
"For a welp, you fight pretty savagely. You'd make a great bandit." Raven groans out as she pops her own shoulder into place and stands back up.
"I take offense to that. I'm a Gladiator King. Not a bandit." I groan out and duck underneath a swing of her blade and hop over grasping roots from another tree.
As I airstep she grabs my foot and slams me back into the ground with a single hand.
Then as I'm winded, she mounts me and holds the blade to my throat.
"You're a few decades too early to beat me welp. I'm no coward. I dont need to prove myself to you." She says as she leans onwards my face.
"You say that Craven, but if that was the case, we wouldn't have been having this little spat. Who is it that you're really trying to prove something too? Me? Or yourself?" I say and she fully rests her weight on my waist as she presses her blade deeper into my scales on my throat.
"I dont need to prove myself to you. You say you know things but all I hear is bullshit." She crassly says as she smirks and grinds her hips into mine.
Is she? No fucking way.
"Sorry Craven, I'm not into you. So if you wouldn't mind, please stop grinding." I say as I feel myself start to harden.
I'm not doing it with this bitch. I'll only do it with women I have respect for and like.
"Someone seems to disagree." She says as she unclasps the belt to her sheath from me while holding her sword still af my throat.
Bad touch. BAD TOUCH!
With that thought I use my semblance and disintegrate her blade and send two pillars from each side of me into her ribs and launch he away from me.
I get back up just as she does and I see her holding her ribs.
"First off lady, I dont respect or like you. No means no. Second, I'm old enough to be your son. Three, Brothers be damned you must he fucking thirsty if you are going for your daughters friend. Four, Bad Touch." I say as I rub my throat and she glares at me.
"Tsch! Whatever. Dont you dare tell Yang what happened here. The only reason I was in the mood was because you got my blood flowing from our fight." She says as she puts her hilt to her sheath and pulls out another blade. Fucking fighting psychos.
"Why? You gonna grow up and take responsibility and tell her yourself?" I say egging her on.
"I'll speak to her when I'm damn well ready!"
"When will that be? When she's dead in the ground? When either of you are on your deathbed? Grow the fuck up Craven." I say and fell my mini-me go back to normal.
"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GROW UP!" She yells as she gets in my face.
'THEN FUCKING DO IT!" I yell back and clench my fists, ready for another fight.
"That's enough you two." I hear a familiar Male voice and turn to see none other than Qrow Branwen standing there.
"Fuck! You're here too? Dammit I cant catch a break." I say as I turn away and slam my head into a nearby tree.
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I forgot i have horns.
"Snchmk! HAH! You fucking idiot!" Raven starts cackling as my predicament.
*sigh* i am an idiot. She's not wrong.
Taking a moment, i pull my horns from the tree and see Qrow facepalming why Raven is dying from laughter.
Good, hope she chokes.
"So ScareQrow, how long ya been there?" I ask and he turns towards me and the. Towards his sister.
"Just long enough to see my hag of a sister start grinding on a guy 20 years younger than her. She is really lonely." He says in a condescending way and Raven instantly shuts up and glares at her brother.
"At least I'm not picking up diseases from every bar floozy from every continent." She replies.
"Probably because you Are the bar floozy." I say and Qrow puts up a hand for a high five.
Which of course I oblige.
"Burn." Qrow says simply with an apathetic look as Raven huffs and slashes at the air behind her, creating a portal away from us.
"Whatever. I'm leaving." She says coldly, trying to put ice on that burn.
"Remember what I said Craven. Talk with her. Before it's too late. You dont want her to go through that darkness. You care about her. No matter how much you say you dont. If you didnt you wouldn't spy on her." I say tiredly.
"I wasnt spying on her. I was getting answers from you." She says and I dont believe that was her original plan.
"Sure. Whatever you say Craven." I say apathetic.
"See ya sis." Qrow waves goodbye as she steps through her portal and then he hands me his flask.
"Already giving up Qrow?" I say as I take a swig and taste Rum.
"Right now you need it more tha I do." He says smirking.
"Huh, I thought that you seeing your sister grind and get wet on me would make you want to drink the memory away." I say with a smirk of my own and he scowls as he takes his flask and drinks.
Heh, gottem.
That is this one dear readers. Dont know when I'll make another. Maybe tomorrow or a week from now. Dunno.
Hope y'all enjoyed. Also, it is actually suprisingly easy to get an actual order of horse dicks. Both the dildo kind and the actual butchered animal kind. Pricey. Of course I'm not gonna spend money on something like that though.
Thatd be fuckin stupid. What would I use them for? Throw them at people?
Could be a funny youtube video. Whatever though.
Goodnight everyone.