Mio akiyama fights against the evil forces of ADRKNESS Chapter 128, a k-on!/けいおん！ fanfic

Short stories

Chaeper eon:

Mio wus redy to make deh tomahawk stakes sow she wet to kroger or walmart eon of those two buy sum she bot 5 for herself, kirishima, hitler, ump45 and shiro she did this two selebrate betting The Evol One airy. sow she wus shooping.

menwil kirishima wet bak to vampiria to do dictator stuff. hitler wus busy training her trops aftur dey were humiliated by airy.

Ump45 wus reding a list it sad: I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19+281

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!+73

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this+54

That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year... I'm about to cry out of

258 Comments

2I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN+63

Already making a joke:
What do ya call a person who eats cereal? A cereal killer - TheAwesomeDude54

I didn't write this down, but I came up with it about a month ago

WoW.. - Sofiaaaaaa

206 Comments

3On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato+72

What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote. - scienceLover10+3

My favorite colour of the alphabet is Green and I rate it a 8 out of 10new

This joke made me chuckle my Autistic banana named Fred

163 Comments

4Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Hahanew

Makemake goes to japan but before that it goes out to eat with Mercury and Ceres is for dinner. Pluto gets mad at his dad for not being his dad - TheAwesomeDude54new

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...+37

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.+25

58 Comments

5Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman+219

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon+38

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
-You: WHAT?! -
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...+35

Is that homosexual, heterosexual, or whatsexual?+1

98 Comments

6A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers

My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKSnew

Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!+3

Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers+5

just.. wow

7Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "+58

yes me too

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.+22

Ba-na-na er-ror! - Firemist+1

58 Comments

8Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!+2

Don't smell my desk. It can make jam.+1

Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9+1

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose+7

9 Comments

9There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

Shiny unicorn

Wendy berry dookie fries - JTaylor9+1

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.+3

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.+7

31 Comments

10My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.+41

If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces+3

You mean our nose, comrade.+4

It's a vaginal penis+15

26 CommentsThe Newcomers

?Comu-chan invites me to their birthday, and Kumamon is coming!

The Contenders

11If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.+77

There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast - bukokynew

Answer: rednew

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.+29

121 Comments

12Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree. - Firemistnew

What the damn. - RW700+2

MY MUM DID THIS TOO

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )+31

30 Comments

13Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!+67

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004+8

Hilarious. I'm going to test this on my

love itnew

THis is funnynew

88 Comments

14Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

Lol I guess your butt is nude x2..?new

That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx+1

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.+8

This is amazing I love this!+7

26 Comments

15I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife+4

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012+1

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747+1

Like, SKY!+1

4 Comments

16The China connects the Furby and the toilet

the heck

The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
- TheDuttyGyal+1

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012

Well then - TeamRocket747+4

1 Comment

17I like bologna sandwiches

Also do inew

18What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump+63

Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.

Love it

its funny

47 Comments

19The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle+54

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?+14

R.I.P. Larry Though. Press F to pay respect for the green lake of wisdom.+3

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.+3

58 Comments

20Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?+12

Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012+1

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away+2

What! What's wrong with ducks):

3 Comments

21Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence+3

What the heck? - TeamRocket747+3

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012+1

I love this one

1 Comment

22Bobby Brown yawned in Hitlers face during a meeting, that's why he was yelling in his bunker.

23Cloth is yum like paper

Delicious - Mocchikonew

you betcha+1

This is so true+3

24The cheese grater is in the way!

Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot+5

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then+8

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete+1

Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012+2

2 Comments

25Imagination tickles your bed

That cheese is minenew

Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead

Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!+2

1 Comment

26Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.+15

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.+1

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.+1

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12 Comments

27Aliens stole my sperm.

What is your problem aliens like Jesus please die ;-;new

To repopulate their planet+1

28This itim has threee mistakes.

I'm confused there were only two mistakes but, the third mistakes was there was only two mistakesnew

Funnynew

Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes+2

yea

1 Comment

29The cake is not a lie for some reason

Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.+2

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012

5 Comments

30When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

This is how you solve all your life

I have a better one, When life gives you lemon make lemon juice and let them wonder how you did it!

Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes+1

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom+39

75 Comments

31Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUS+1

That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx+2

Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012+2

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747+4

1 Comment

32Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Metal Up Your Ass!+2

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe+5

There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012+1

Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX+5

33Bitter sugar tastes like black blood

Sweet Sugar tastes like white blood cells. - htoutlaws2012

What does that make you think of?+1

Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=

34My cat ate my homework.

wow

35Are confused flowers always so green when they poke toasted bunnies?

I don't think that flowers come in green - Mocchikonew

Only when the cars are eating big macs on Friday 13th. =^v^=

36Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant+33

Chinese government has been a long time since we are - JTaylor9

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!+14

U mad me pe pant - DaringXx+3

74 Comments

37House fires are cold.

Snow is hot - Pieclone

Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747+2

Well duh+1

4 Comments

38Yo Darth Vader

Coppercab is darth vadernew

Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX+3

I am actually your father

4 Comments

39I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?new

Best one ever

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce+4

40No the radios married the avocados in season 4

Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary+1

No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012+2

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747+1

41My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Yes...

That shall be my world!+27

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!+14

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?+11

Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?+6

50 Comments

42No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.+4

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs+2

''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012

43A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666+20

Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNazi+1

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!+1

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge+1

16 Comments

44Hiya Gramama

How's that arthritis?+6

Well very random - TeamRocket747+1

Random lol+1

Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012

45Did you ever notice that pineapples never wear bathrobes?

No but will you keep an eye out for those scrambled bananas that are licking every other camel toe they seenew

I love this so much!

I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time+6

Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012+1

9 Comments

46Honey, you stole the bacon! Now ima twerk at gorillas!

Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012+2

Ewww noo - TeamRocket747+4

47Oh, Miss Jackson gave me a chicken rice stew with a side of popcorn slices and how many chicken pot pie corn Bread chocolate bar on Starbucks with a side of chocolate candy and an egg and cheese salad with a slice of Angel food cake for ghosts.

I read this in 5 seconds with as fast as I can gonew

You forgot about those blue waffles

nice

Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?+1

2 Comments

48I'm bored.

49That is why udders bite Orange juice

That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012

Nice story! - TeamRocket747

50I'm dancing with the Smurfs!

It is very funny because carlos said

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Mio finly bot deh tomahawsk sow she wet adn got MTN dew but witch flayvor she goat MTN dew voltage becus itz deh best wun except for baja blast. anu ways she den goat in her car adn she wet bak two her house. she tackled everyone on her fone sow dey would cum two her house. airy wus a real fuck up ump45 told everyone. Kirishima noded her head becus it wus tru Airy wus a real fuck up. she baited dem adn almost kjilled all of dem she wus worser dan atilia or Frollo.

dey sang the song Ding dong the wicked witch is dead: Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of Oz

And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch there never, never was
She filled the folks in Munchkin land with terror and with dread
'Till one fine day from Kansas way a cyclone caught a house
That brought the wicked, wicked witch her doom
As she was flying on her broom
For the house fell on her head and the coroner pronounced her dead
And thru the town the joyous news was spread
Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing, and ring the bells out
Ding-dong! the merry-o sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the wicked witch is dead
Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing, and ring the bells out
Ding-dong! the merry-o sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the wicked witch is dead

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy-yac
And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a mass occur
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my Ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
One when I tried to say "I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine"
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You write normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?

den dey put on deh MLB adn watched deh astros get there asses handed to them buy the nationals. any ways dey aslo were tackling about titus warner adn Larry page den ump45 came back with a story book: HK416 x ump45 x remilia scarlet

I hope you realise this was intentionally done to be the "worst ever fanfiction"

Chaper eon: HK416s affar

HK416 was eting cornpop with sum koko pufs when hur frend ump 45 came in and said Hell hk416. Is god mourning. Dey watched yoki wach and red the nuwspapr then sudly nocking in da dor it was popple thre stange ugly wered theif he ssaid boo booo i sayand he proceddedd to say shutthehellupyoupallooskas begore hk416 blew hes brans ouwt with a toy gun popples last wurds were at the sacarlet devel mascion she was tackle=ing to flandre scawet before she goat a fone call hello can you come ove=ur th=o ht=hto the nurth side of edinburgher we ned to destruy the evel theif. Imonit sad remlia sshe hugged landre and flew away holdiing an umbreli. They funfd thrhouse that had the "shadowe thef and remelia stamped on his face she den saw hk416 and thot she was hot and dey asked ut and dey went to hk416s rum with ump45 and made up and had a babby and dey called him Tom badgerlock AND YOU KNOW WHAT EVEN DOE THEYRE BOTH GIRLS ITS FINE FOR THEM ORELSE YOUR A SEXIST DICK AND THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH NO OF YOU. then da babby was stalin and dey herd a voice tat sad I HAVE CHORTLES. And it was fAWFUL he d=had da babby because he wannnted HK416 to love him and he laughhed historically I HAVE CHORTLES he said and flew of HK416 was piisd her bbaby was stalin he also treatted=nd to end the entire world and destrut endinburgh da tree went and fot a buch of enemies and mechawfuls befur figting cackletta she evel laguhed and lauched a lazar beem and it hit remiwia and it killed but it didnt kill her but it killed her but it didnt kill her but it killed her