A fic exploring "what if" of a few different concepts Troll culture focused on the Church of the Mirthful Messiahs. This takes place in a no-sgrub All Troll AU following a groups of OCs as they become adults in a world where the main group from homestuck have taken over the empire. This will be focusing on their 'family' groups called clades, Specific troll culture revolving around the Church of the Mirthful Messiahs, and the culture of receiving adult titles also focused on the church, it will also look into having odd previously cull-able mutations and how it's dealt with now with Feferi and Roxy and empresses. Guide of who's who and their titles at the bottom as well as blood colors for those originally human and their altered names.

It was a long and hard battle but they finally did it a clade of 16 young trolls, most about a sweep before conscription a few a pedigree before, managed to beat Her Imperial Condescension as she stepped onto the ground of Alterina having received an "Urgent Missive Of Grave Nature Relating To The Health Of All Of The Mother Grubs Across Alternia Of Which The Empress Herself Is Needed To Ensure The Survival Of The Troll Race" from the Jades in charge of the majority of the mother grubs. In reality that message was completely fabricated by that group of 16 trolls and sent by their resident hackers to allow the Heiresses of the group to challenge and defeat )(IC and take the throne together. That day Heiress Feferi Peixies and Heiress Roxxie Lalond did something not seen since long before )(IC took the throne. After their dual defeat of the empress rather than fighting each other to take the throne they dropped their weapons and decided to take rule together.

It was decided that since Roxxie was nearly ascension age she would leave Alternia and begin heading to various planets to enforce their new rules and begin to rule from the Palace while Feferi would wait and rule from Alterina until it was time for her to ascend and she would be take charge of the battleship. After an Empire wide message was sent out from the new Empresses about the change in leadership and their immediate goals they received a missive from the Grand Highblood.

This missive was terrifying as everyone knew his reputation for ruthlessness. They gathered as a group to open it together and inside contained a promise to go along with their new rules as long as they complied with a few demands. He wanted to be able still have his trolls go out into battle, thankfully he was willing to negotiate how that happened. He wanted to still collect 'paint' from the dead bodies, which while odd and completely grossed out the two new empresses, was acceptable. And the strangest request; to change the way helming is done and release The Helmsman from service giving him to the care of The Grand Highblood. This had already been on the to do list, well the changing helming and releasing The Helmsman anyways.

Once they started looking they discovered many answers to many problems and after a few sweeps things had been revolutionized though it's a slow progress the trolls moving to ascension now lived very different lives as wrigglers. Helming is no longer a prison sentence and the trolls are much happier with their new Empresses. For now meet our clade.

Feferi: Her Imperial Observer

Eridan: The Orphaner Sharpshot

Gamzee: The Grand Narrator

Vriska: The Captain Spinneret

Equius: The Longbow

Terezi: The Balancer

Kanaya: The Designer

Nepeta: The Mighty Huntress

Sollux: The Pathfind

Tavros: The Wildlife

Aradia: The Lowghost

Karkat: The Guidance

(Dave) Dayvee Stridr: The Beatdrop -Candy Apple Red

(Rose) Rhose Lalnde: The Grimdark -Purple

(John) Johnny Egbert: The Vastwind -Blue

(Jade) Jaydde Harley: The Gatherer -Lime

(Dirk) Dirkka Stride: The Engineer- Bronze

(Jane) Jayney Krockr: The Lawbaker -Mutant Blue

(Roxy) Roxxie Lalond: Her Imperial Advancer -Fushia

(Jake) Jaykeh Nnglish: The Believer - Olive