Kevin gets a prepaid phone in order to prank Double Dee by making him think someone is in love with him thru text messages

Kevin was looking at the messenger board while waiting on Nat to come out of the restroom. He noticed one that said 'Tutoring by Edd call and there were some tear off strips with his phone number. An idea popped in to his head about a good way to prank the dork. He looked around and saw no one was looking his way then reached over and pulled off one of the slips and slipped into his pocket.

Just as he stuck his hand into the pocket of his letter man jacket, Nat came out of the rest room. "Damn Dude, you took forever in there."

"It takes time to get all this perfection right" said the spiky teal haired boy. "You wanna go hang at the mall or something? We can check out all da phine booty that passes by."

"Nah, I got something that came up at home to take care if, I'll catch ya later." Smirked the red headed jock with a sly look in his emerald green eyes."

Nat noticed the look and wondered to himself what the ginger had up his sleeve. He must be trying to hook up with another cheerleader. "Okay Dude, I'll catch you laterz, maybe Rave will be at the mall."

The redhead walked over to his bike and drove off. On his way home he stopped and bought a prepaid phone. "This ought to get interesting" He thought to himself as he set up the phone. He heard a commotion out in the cul-de-sac and looked out his window at the Eds arguing about something. He opened the window a bit to hear what they were arguing about.

"Eddy, how could you put that note in that girls locker saying I liked her. I don't even know the girl. I almost died when she called me out on it." Complained Double Dee

"It was just in fun Sockhead, no body got hurt did they?" laughed Eddy the shortest of the Eds.

"Yes, I got hurt, she slapped me and said she would rather die than date a dork."

"Oh c'mon sockhead get over it. You'll live. You never get so pissy when shovel chin calls you a dork."

"Next time you forge a note from me, do not put the kind of mush you did in that one, I would never say anything like that, because those kind of lines never work."

"What Double Dee, What was so bad?"

"You must have lots of honey, cause you put the "Bee" in Beautiful. Ugh, gag me with a spoon, I would never say that. That's how I know the note was from you. If you ever do such a thing again you can count our friendship over, I've had enough of your stupid scams Eddy." Then Double dork marched into his house and slammed the door.

"Oh boy this is gonna be choice, I pull the prank and the shrimp gets blamed." Kevin fell on his bed laughing. After a few moments of laughing the red head got up to close the window and saw Eddy still standing on the sidewalk. "Hey shrimp, go home you're are bringing down my property values with your ugly mug."

"Shut it shovel chin or I will kick your ass."

"Yeah right you and what army? There seems to be trouble in Dorkville and your troops have deserted you." Kevin said slamming down his window.

Kevin sat on his bed looking at the new phone with only one number in it. To make sure the phone was working he dialed his own number, when he heard his phone ring he hung up. Then he sat trying to figure out what kind of message to send to the dork. What to say, it had to sound believable and something that the dork would like to hear. The jock thought for awhile and then sent the first message Just to get things started.

Unknown: Hey cutie

Double Dee: You must be texting the wrong number.

Kevin looked at the phone when the answer came in. Not what he was hoping for. So he sent another text. He had to think a moment to remember what Double Dork's real name was

Unknown: Isn't this Edd Vincent?

Double Dee: Yes, it is, who is this?

Unknown: That's a secret for now.

Double Dee: Eddy this isn't funny.

Unknown: Not Eddy

Double Dee: If this isn't Eddy, then who is it?

Unknown: to prove I'm not Eddy, I'll say good night sweet prince: and flights of angels sing thee to they rest!

It was a good thing that Kevin's class was studying Shakespeare in school at the moment.

Double Dee: Eddy's class is studying Hamlet in class at the moment, so that doesn't prove anything.

Unknown: Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

Unknown: "My sun sets to rise again."―Robert Browning

Double Dee: Ok you proved your point, Eddy would never have thought to use Browning. So who is this.

Unknown: You're the smart one you figure it out. If you do I might even let you kiss me.

Kevin sat back and looked at the last message he had sent, Now why did I say that? There's no chance he will ever guess it was me so no need to worry about that. He had to be careful from now on, so that the dork couldn't figure out who was sending the messages. He lay the phone on his night stand and grabbed his own phone and looked at the messages there. One was from Nazz telling him about her latest boyfriend. Two from Nat, going on about meeting up with Rave. He yawned, and thought to himself, I'll deal with that in the morning. Damn trying to impress the dork was tiring. He needed to find some more romantic quotes. They couldn't be to egg headed or the dork would figure it out as being a prank.

He had to make it seem believable and something that someone would actually say to the dork. Ugh this was going to be harder than he thought.

The next morning he woke up with the sun shining in his eye and the alarm clock was buzzing. He had the perfect quote for the morning.

Unknown: The alarm clock wakes me from dreaming of you. Good morning.

Double Dee looked at his phone, even if he didn't know who had sent this it made his morning a bit better. He smiled as he got dressed for school. He wondered if he should answer the text or just let it go. Somebody was messing with him. Well even if that was the case it did feel good that someone would say that to him. No one had ever told him anything like that. His parents always told him how proud of him they were, but no one outside of the family had said such.