A/N: Written for the Suffering from Writer's block challenge. Also, I know that Ron is OOC, but it's supposed to be that way. This is just a silly, fun sort of fic; probably bordering on crack.
12 Reasons to Sleep in
By: Ron Weasley
1. In the summer, Hermione always comes to wake me up if I sleep in long enough. –fanboy squeal- Wait no, pretend you didn't hear that!
2. I just know Great Aunt Muriel's going to kick the bucket soon (if Fred and George don't do her in first). Might as well (pretend to) get some pre-death mourning in.
3. If I stay in bed long enough, maybe Mum will think I'm deathly ill and stop nagging at me to fold my underwear.
4. If I want to sleep in, I'm going to sleep in dammit!
5. I have a very important day of lazing around ahead of me. I need my rest for that!
6. My alarm clock broke. (After I scrambled for my wand and yelled out, 'Expulso!'. The alarm clock then exploded, but, pfft, details.)
7. Harry snores (I mean it, really loudly. And when he doesn't, he's having nightmares that wakes me up with the trashing around and yelling) so I rarely get a good night's sleep.
8. No one's going to miss me anyways. Except maybe Snape. Because he loves picking on me almost as much as he loves picking on Harry.
9. I need my beauty sleep too! I can't go out there with, heaven forbid, eye bags under my eyes!
10. I like sleeping in when it's snowing. And when it's sunny. Oh, and also when it's raining, hailing, boiling, and cloudy.
11. It's my birthday. Nothing short of Voldemort wearing a bright pink tutu being chased by a male blast-ended skrewt is going to force me out of bed! Although if Hermione decided to…
12. Maybe if I stay in bed long enough, I'll fall back asleep and keep dreaming about being married to Hermione and having ten kids named Joyful, Happiness, Glee, Gladness, Delight, Content, Ecstatic, Blessed, Pleasant, and Stupid.
So, how was my attempt at humour?