A/N: I apologize if this one sucks; I'm in withdrawl from my seizure meds (i'm getting a four day EEG study and they cut my meds to make me have more seizures; it sucks, but I'm loopy and tired and this was the result.)

"Niiiiiiines!" Gavin slurred. He had invited Nines to the bar after a particularly hard case. To celebrate, he had said. But you gotta drink too, Robocop. So, here he was, sipping on a Thirium drink that was designed to simulate intoxication.

Gavin stumbled into Nines' back, giggling. "Detective—"

"Gavin."

"Excuse me?"

"My name's Gav'n." The man laughed again, the smile lighting up his face. Nines' pump sped up as he thought, He looks handsome. "We aren't at work, Nines. So don't call me Detect'vvv."

"Gavin, you are highly intoxicated."

"Yeah, I'm fucking smashed." He belly laughed, the smile wide and bright. "Dude, you didn't drink much!" He pushed Nines, a scowl on his face. "Fuckin' drink!"

"If I do, how will you get home?"

"A cab. Duh."

Nines nodded and decided to throw caution to the wind, downing the drink. "Bryan, get him another one!" Gavin cheered, tossing a 5 to the brunette bartender who just smiled, and threw his arm haphazardly around Nines' neck. The human stilled when the android turned to look at him, his face inches from Gavin's. "You really are pretty."

"Thank you... As are you." Nines watched Gavin's cheeks redden, and noticed that his pupils dilated and his heart raced.

The drink was set in front of Nines and, without breaking eye contact, he downed the Thirium. "We should head home."

Gavin just nodded, his face hot and his body hotter. "Who is 'we', kemosabi?"

Nines stood and wobbled, his gyroscope already affected. He grimaced the vertigo unpleasant to his systems. "Gavin," Nines turned to the door and stumbled slightly and giggled. The sound brought him up short, his face hot.

"What was that?" Gavin grabbed Nines' shoulder and whipped him around. "Are you fucking drunk?" The human grinned, his face bright and breathtaking.

Nines refused to answer, instead he just grabbed Gavin's hand and tried to call them a cab. He grunted when he found that was impossible, the connection slipping passed him with each attempt. "It seems I cannot call a cab."

"Yeah, no shit. I got it covered." He waved back to the bartender, who nodded back. "Bryan has em on speed dial. Should be here in less than 5."

Nines led Gavin outside to wait for the cab. He brought him over to the solitary bench and sat down. "So, are you friends with Bryan?" He didn't like that Gavin said the bartender's name so casually.

"Yeah, he's a good kid. I got him out of some trouble a few years back. Wrong place, wrong time. Since then, I come in to check on him and make sure he's doing ok. He hooks me up with the good shit for the cost of the bad shit." Gavin smiled. "He just needed a guiding hand. I wish someone had done that for me at his age, so it felt right, you know?"

Out of everything Gavin might have said, Nines was not expecting that. "I see."

"No reason to be jealous, Nines." Gavin winked at him. "I'm not interested in him."

"I wasn't…" Nines flushed, and continued. "Whatever. Who are you interested in then?"

Without answering, Gavin lurched forward, his lips on Nines', his hands running through the soft perfection of the android. After a moment, Nines wrapped his arms around Gavin, pulling him in closer, relishing in his weight, his smell, his taste. "What the fuck do you think?" Gavin breathed, his forehead resting against his partner's.

"Did you bring me to the bar for it to end with me in your bed?" The thought made Nines feel… hungry.

"What if I did?"

Nines gripped Gavin's hair and pulled his head back, giving himself access to the human's neck. His lips, teeth, and tongue attacked the column of skin, ripped a moan from Gavin. "What the fuck do you think?" Nines parrotted, his lips brushing Gavin's ear, his voice husky and breathless.

The human moaned again, grinding his rapidly forming erection against Nines'. "Holy fucking shit," he moaned. "Where the fuck is that cab?"

"Pulling up now." Nines didn't let Gavin off his lap, his hands cupping and squeezing his ass cheeks, lifting him as he stood. He carried the human into the cab, setting him on his lap as he shut the door and wrapped his arms around the detective, once again drawing him close. "Gavin, if you don't want this, you have to tell me now."

"Shut the fuck up and kiss me, asshole." Gavin ground his hips against Nines, their now full erections rubbing against one another through the material of their pants. "God, I want you, tin can."

Nines drug his tongue over Gavin's throat, his teeth scraping the skin. He left hickeys and bite marks on the human, his own breath hot and unsteady. "RA9, what you do to me."

The cab alerted them that they were at Gavin's apartment, startling both men. They laughed at each other, and kissed. Nines let Gavin climb off his lap, if only to preserve face with his rather nosy neighbors. "Linda over there will no doubt be on her porch with her binoculars. She's a bit of a creep, but she doesn't do anything more than watch, so we can't really do anything."

"Isn't it an invasion of privacy?"

"Well, yeah, but we can't prove she's really doing anything."

Nines nodded. "I see."

Gavin unlocked the door to his town house, allowing Nines in the house. "Well this is my home."

"It's… wonderful, Gavin." Nines was still painfully hard and it was all Gavin's fault. "Much like you." He grabbed Gavin and slammed him against the door, his hand hand in his short brown hair, his lips on the human's. "I want you, Gavin. RA9, so much."

"The fuck are you waiting for?" Gavin was breathless, his pupils wide, heart racing. "Fuck, Nines." He hissed in a breath through his teeth when Nines pinned him to the door with his hips and ripped the t-shirt right off Gavin's chest. "That was hot."

Nines didn't answer, he was too distracted by the new skin shown with the smattering of freckles, scars and all the muscle. Why he ever though Gavin was just a soft sack of meat, he would never know. He ran his tongue over firm pectorals, lightly biting Gavin's nipples, making the human moan and pull on his hair.

Nines let Gavin's feet drop to the ground so he could remove his shoes, coat, and shirt. "Bedroom. Now."

He heard Gavin's sharp intake of breath. "Yes," he murmured. Likes to be ordered around? Nines grinned. He was going to have some fun with that bit of information later. Right now, he wanted to fuck the life out of Gavin.

Nines was on Gavin as soon as they entered the bedroom. He yanked the human's pants down, his own knees hitting the ground. "Nines?"

He looked up at Gavin through his lashes, his mouth open, ready to take the head of Gavin's erection to the base. "Yes, Gavin?"

"Do you…. Do you want this?"

"Thank you for asking, but I wouldn't be here, with your phallus in my hand, ready to fellatiate you."

"Don't fucking say it like that!" Gavin blushed. "Yeah, you are about to suck my dick, but that doesn't mean you want the same thing I do."

"Are you saying you don't want to have sex with me?"

"No, i do! But i don't want it to be a one time thing…"

"Then we are agreed." With that, Nines sank onto Gavin's cock, the head of his erection hitting the back of his throat.

"Oooooh, shit, Nines." Gavin's hands flew to his head, his moan loud and long. "Holy shit. Stop!"

Nines has just started moving. "Is there a problem?"

"No. I mean, yes!" Gavin shook his head. "I don't want you to suck me off. I want you to…"

"Fuck you?"

Gavin's cheeks again flushed and he nodded. "Yeah."

Without a word, Nines slid his body up Gavin's, brushing his lips over the exposed skin, his fingertips just barely touching his skin. Once again standing, he pushed Gavin back onto the bed. Making sure his partner was watching, he made a show of taking off his pants, teasing the human. "Fucking hurry up Nines!"

"As you wish, Gavin." He smirked. "Do you have lube?"

"Uh, yeah." Gavin pointed to his bedside table. "First drawer." Nines pulled it out and made sure to cover his hands. "The fuck are you doing, tin can?"

"I am going to prep you."

Gavin's cheeks flushed again. "Yeah, uh, no need." Gavin reached around and pulled out a butt plug. "It's silicone based. Got it special so you and Connor couldn't scan me and see it."

"You… wear this to work?"

"Yeah. Keeps me from doing and saying stupid shit."

Nines looked at him. "We will be talking about this later." He ran his lube coated hand up and down his shaft, ripping a hiss from his own throat as well as a groan from Gavin. "For now…" He crawled over Gavin, pushing his slick fingers in and out of Gavin's loose hole, making sure he was lubricated. "It looks like I'm going to need to punish you." Without warning, he lined up and pushed in, slowly.

"You call that punishing me?" Gavin challenged. "Come on, you can do better!" Nines grit his teeth and slammed into the human, who cried out. "Fuck, yes! Again, please!"

Nines pounded into him, fast, hard, and strong. He was sure he was hurting Gavin, but, if he was, he didn't say anything, or he liked it. Gavin came fairly soon, his body clamping up, back arching and screaming Nines' name. Nines was overwhelmed by the tightness of it and the absolute heat, and followed soon after. "Well that didn't last long, Gavin." He leaned down and kissed the breathless and panting human beneath him.

"Fuck you, Nines," he laughed. "Give me like 10 minutes and Imma want another go."

"We may want to close the blinds in that case. Linda is looking in the window right now. We left the curtains open."

Gavin groaned. "Fuuuuuck." He turned to look at Nines, and they both burst out into hysterical laughter.