Hello again to "Class 2-3's trip to the Happiest Place on the Earth"! In this chapter, the Azugirls finally got to the park!
"We're here!" Ms. Yukari announced as the students walked out of the monorail. The entrance was adorned with flowers in the shape of a mouse, and at the top was a train station modeled after the 1900s. Indeed this is the entrance to the Magic Kingdom.
"All right, kids! Open up your bags" Ms. Yukari instructed, "There could be dangerous weapons in them."
After the bag check, the girls enter the park of their greatest dreams.
" Guys, welcome to Main Street U.S.A!" Chiyo said.
The road was cover of old, late 19-century buildings, the smell of freshly baked cookies enveloped the girls ( Yomi: Can't continue diet!), and at the end of the road, a gigantic castle of white and blue towers the girls. As the parade goes on, Osaka stares at the girls.
" We ain't ready." she spoke, "We ain't princesses."
Osaka always comes up with weird ideas before, but this time, Osaka was right.
"Osaka, you're right! We need princess outfits right now !" Tomo shouted.
"But, where are we going to get princess outfits ?" Chiyo asks. Sakaki sees a little girl walking out of a boutique where the princess outfits can be bought.
"Maybe that place over there," she mutters.
When the girls reached the boutique, Osaka assigned to her friends the princess that best match the girls' most well-known trait. (here's the list):
-Chiyo: Snow White ( Osaka: Cause she's the youngest.)
-Sakaki: Cinderella ( Osaka: Cause she has to deal with an evil kitty cat (Lucifer for Cinderella, the Kamineko for Sakaki))
-Tomo: Ariel ( Osaka: Cause she's got the attitude)
-Yomi: Belle ( Osaka: Cause she's smart)
-Kagura: Jasmine ( Osaka: Cause she's got the dark skin)
-Osaka: Aurora (Tomo: Cause she sleeps a lot in class ! Osaka: Nah, cause she is the only one left.)
A fitting session later…
" I'm done!" Chiyo announced as she comes out wearing Snow White's iconic dress. ( Fan artists, to your drawing broads!)
"Thank God they have outfits that fit all of us," Yomi comments as she came wearing Belle's yellow ball gown. ( Fan artists, to your drawing broads!)
"You know, I feel weird doing girly stuff," Kagura said with a blush as came out with tan lines and Jasmine's outfit. (Fan artists…oh wait, fanart of Kagura wearing that outfit does exist)
" I wonder what is taking Miss Osaka, Miss Sakaki, and Tomo-chan so long?" Chiyo questions as Osaka came out wearing a blue version of Aurora's dress. (Fan artists, to your drawing broads!)
"Osaka, why you're wearing Aurora's blue dress?" Yomi questions.
In Osaka's mind...
"Yo!" said the orange cat thing.
"Yo!" Osaka replies back with a blank smile
" I recommend that you wear the blue dress." Chiyo's father said
" But, why not the pink dress?" the Osakan asked.
"Because pink is a shade of red and you know that I hate red." the cat thing replied as he shifts in color.
Back to reality…
"They ran out of pink dresses," Osaka answered.
Sakaki came out wearing Cinderella's pink dress garnished in ribbons. (Fan artists, to your drawing broads!)
"Okay, that leaves Tomo," Yomi said " I bet she'll look like…
"Yahoo!" Tomo shouted as she came out.
"... Wow, Tomo, you look… beautiful." Yomi said with awe as the wildcat shows off her dress that resembles Ariel's mermaid form, with a purple top and green skirt that fanned out at the bottom.
What? Shipping fuel for the Toyomi fanboys and fangirls?
"Like it?" Tomo said, stroking her shoulder-length hair filled with red streaks (Chiyo's "father": RED!) "I saw that outfit on the shelf and I fell in love with it! And the outfit can do this!"
Tomo then rolled up the long skirt, causing the dark green silk to be replaced with light green mesh that was at the bottom of the skirt(Fan artists, to your drawing broads~)
"Oh my God!" Osaka shouted in English "The mermaid became human, y'all!"
After the girls pay the money for the outfits, they went out to the basking heat of the Floridan sun, only to meet up with a familiar man. The girls realize that the lowered jaw and opaque glasses on that man could mean one thing... IT'S MR. KIMURA!
There's a long, awkward silence…
"So girls, how what it?" Kimura spoke.
There's a long, awkward silence...
The perverted teacher stares at the girls' chests (especially Kagura's and Sakaki's) and spoke:
"DING-DONG-DONG-DONG!
DING-DONG-DONG-DONG!
DING! DONG! DONG!"
Everyone in the park stared at the man. The guests, the cast members, the mascots, everyone.
There's a long, awkward silence…
Then, Mickey Mouse appears, but instead of his normal Magic Kingdom get-up, he is in a police uniform. He walked up to Mr. Kimura, hand-cuffed the crazy teacher, and leaves.
There's a long, awkward silence...
"Hey, Tomo," the spaced-out girl said, "Can ya turn back into a mermaid?"
"Ok, fine," Tomo replied, pulling down the skirt of her outfit.
"Wait one moment," Sakaki said as ran to her Iriomote cat, tying a pink ribbon on to the cub's neck. In the background, Kaori was picking up Mickey Mouse ears when she saw Sakaki in the pink gown.
"Miss Sakaki," Kaori thought, " in a ballgown?!" Her mind is now filled with yuri fantasies of her dancing in a ballroom with Sakaki, but this wouldn't last for long.
"Oh Kaorin !" the crazy Kimura proclaimed "Free me!"
"NEVER! You freak of a man!" Kaori screamed at Mr. Kimura, who was getting his just deserts for traumatizing teenage girls.
In this chapter, I introduced a running gag where whenever Kaori rides a ride that her beloved Miss Sakaki was on, expect Mr. Kimura to appear, only for Mickey Mouse to show up, handcuffs the crazy teacher, and drag him away from the park. (How Mr. Kimura comes back is a mystery to everyone) And yes, the Azugang can't resist the all-mighty urge to dress up as Disney Princesses. (It's Osaka's idea, not mine) Next chapter, Osaka discovers the Dole Whip and somebody has stolen Yomi's glasses. ( spoilers: It's not Tomo for once)
So, read, fav, and review!
Disclaimer: I don't Azumanga Daioh or The Magic Kingdom. If I owned both, I'll be the ruler of the world