This was inspired by Clownpiss Librats Gensokyo.
CLOWNPISS MAKS GENSOKO A DEMOCRASY
Chaeper eon: DIctators adn comunists
America
America
America, fuck yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah
America, fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
clownpis wus watching deh 2020 electron from her howme in ne w uhyork wen sudy dere wus a portkla; adn it led to gensokyo buht it wus overrun buy deh doctiatioiry kriishijma yamakse. I SMELL COMMIES THREE COMMIES. she wakdned around deh smel adn found meiling adn junko adn seiga HEY BASTARDS clownpeice sad DON´T REPORT TO STALIN. buht were chiniese junko sad isnt stalin ded seiga sad adn meiling sad hu deh fuck is stalin. GET OUT YOU COMMIES NOW. clownpiss fuck off your only 10 years old. ACTUALLY IM 11 YOU PIECE OF SHIT. MOON SMASH. clowpince dehn saw ibaraki kasen didling a bald egle. FUCK ME EGALE CHAN kasen sad NOOOOOO!?1! clownpiss sad THAT IS U.S PROPPERTY YOU PIGEON DIDLER buht eagle-chan is deh best birb. aya looks sad ebcus she aint best birb. clownpiss dehn moon smasedhed kasen she wet to deh scarlet devel masion adn wet to patuili two red boks buht sudy YEE-HAW marisa brok intu deh lirary adn sad TIE TWO STEL SOME BUKS. Pactuili mad adn sad STOP STEALING MY BOOKS. MAYKE ME YOU FUCKSNIFFER marisa replied bak. Looks liek you need sum self-defense. defende your propoerty wit a smal wepon clownpiss pulls uput adn m2 browning.
Daht dosnt look very small. Thats becuz its ful of fredom edy machine gund marisa intu a milion pieses wit blod adn gore. sudye clwonpiecs founde reimu she wus going Uhgurhgiuthgutguthguhuhughughughughuhgughuhguhu becus she had no mony. Donations plez. ITS THESE FUCKING CHINESE COMMIE BASTARSDS. clowppince dehn shot remu adn wakd away.
cheptef to: EL chapo
clownpiss waking adn she den found deh moriya shirne adn saw daht sanae had a bag of wed. SANAE ARE TYOU A SMOKR. um no sanae sad. oh thak god kanako sad i thought you were a god damn web smokr. sudy sanae dropd her wed adn everyone saw it WHU LET AL DEH MESICANS IN GE OUT OF HERE EL CHAPO clwonpiss sad. she dehn nuked deh moriya shirne. she wet two deh myouren temple THIS IS UNEXCEPTABLE YOU FRICKS clownpice sad mad TAKE YOU R FORIENFGN RELEIGINS AWAY FROM US GOD BLES AMSEIRCA AHHH ITS A TERRORIST cloownpiss poynted aht Ichirin kumoi. buht im budist ichirin sad. SHUT UP clownpis mudred ichirin. IM TAKIN G YOUR OIL BARLES AND LEVING. OMG you kjild ichirin byakuren sad cloepiss sumhow mad her agry adn dey got intu a fit adn clownpis fredom bemd her.
clownpiss now pissed off wet to deh headwaters of kirhsima yamakaze
chepteferer tree: I was uninspired sorry.
clownpiss picuhnd down deh glas dors adn wet up two deh flor 102 wer she met krishima yamakze. HEY YOU FUCKSNIFFER clownpiss sad mad. YOU ARE THE WUN HU LET DEH MEXICANS ADN TERRORISTS IN RITE. Ha Ha HA I have chortles kirishima lafd adn sed. MOON SMASH buht sudy krishima s assistant aoki rain impayld clownpiss wit adn isicle adn clwonpiss fel limp adn diepd.