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Bruce Bagley, 73, was arrested Monday on federal charges that he laundered corruption proceeds from Venezuela.

The University of Miami Professor appeared in Miami federal court and was freed on $300,000 bail. His attorney, Daniel Forman, told the Miami Herald that they planned to "diligently defend his case."

Bagley co-authored the 2015 book "Drug Trafficking, Organized Crime and Violence in the Americas Today," and has testified before Congress and as an expert in court. He was widely regarded by multiple news outlets as the go-to expert on crime in the Americas.

William F. Sweeney Jr., head of the FBI's New York office, said in a release that Bagley profited by helping others launder the proceeds of their crimes.

Bruce Bagley is professor of international studies at the University of Miami.

"About the only lesson to be learned from Professor Bagley today is that involving oneself in public corruption, bribery, and embezzlement schemes is going to lead to an indictment," Sweeney said.

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U.S. Attorney Geoffrey S. Berman in New York said Bagley opened bank accounts specifically to launder money for corrupt foreigners.

"The funds Bagley was allegedly laundering were the proceeds of bribery and corruption, stolen from the citizens of Venezuela," Berman said.

An indictment unsealed in Manhattan federal court said that from November 2017 through April, Bagley agreed to receive about 14 deposits from bank accounts in Switzerland and the United Arab Emirates totaling $3 million.

According to the indictment, Bagley transferred the majority of the money into the bank accounts of a co-conspirator to conceal the nature, source and ownership of the funds.

Authorities said Bagley kept a 10 percent commission for himself from the money he laundered.

The University of Miami said in a statement that Bagley was placed on administrative leave.

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"As this is a personal matter in an ongoing investigation, the University has no further comment at this time," the school said.

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Pasco deputies use Taser to chase shopper from Walmart ceiling

By Natalia Verdina

Published 20 hours ago

Updated 11 hours ago

Pasco County

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Walmart closes for hours after man found in ceiling

The New Port Richey store was closed for hours while deputies pieced together exactly what happened.

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - A man was caught crawling through the ceiling of a Pasco County Walmart Tuesday.

Deputies say he wouldn't come down, so they were forced to use Tasers to subdue him.

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Shoppers were evacuated and the store, located at State Road 54 and Little Road in New Port Richey, was closed for hours.

The store was back open Tuesday night but investigators are still trying to figure out how and why a man got into the ceiling crawl space and refused to come down.

Around 1 p.m., Walmart workers called 911 after spotting a man crawling through the ceiling.

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office says the man did not obey deputies when they asked him to get down.

"This is the type of thing where you never know what you're going to get in a day our deputies never know what they're going to face," said Amanda Hunter with the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.

After verbal negotiations failed, the man was Tased and detained. Deputies say he was unarmed.

"It's going to be a long investigation it seems like there's a lot to unpack here," Hunter said.

The man, who has not been identified, was detained and taken to the hospital. Officials are testing him to see if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol or if this was a mental health issue.

At this point, he does not face any charges.

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