Kiishimae gos toae a gov meteng adn gets a baysitar.
chatar wen: baybey sitar is...
iishime preprd huer suitecas becus shae naedead to visit deh nomn becus gov resons. sow aoki adn mirai weur alon
wut deh fouk aok sad to mirai ebcus mad. mrai agry adn shot a lazar at oaki. aoki mad adn sad ITZ ON YU OVERLY SPICY CHIKEN NUGET. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhh! IL GET YU YOU OVERLY STALE FORZEN WAFL
dong ding!
deh two gitles dedent rely car about deh digdog sow dey cept fitign sudy mirai dehn blastd aoki adn held her up in deh ar liek a trophy ADN SHE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED ADN PLUNGE DEHM INTO A FIERY PIT.
Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla
Quando Judex est venturus
Confutatis maledictis
Flammis acribus addictis
Voca me cum benedictis
Confutatis maledictis
Gere curam mei finis
deh baysitar dehn sed WUT DEH FRICKY FRIk deh to girtls startled adn greted deh baysitar whus nayme wus Clayton Filmore Foxx.
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Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most screwed up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without being involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, having over 300 confirmed kills and a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's training in gorilla warfare which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces and I understand this stuff; I have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about Rick and Morty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. People who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and smirking just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. Your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. How I pity you 😂 I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, nothin personnel kiddo 😎
sow now clayton wus watchig over aoki adn mirai he wet adn mayde dehm a kayke howevur it wus layced wit borax arsenic meth mercury posion Oho Jees adn even deh har of gary von bradshaw. he fed it tow dehn adn dey colapsed. HA HA HA IVE COT YOU clayton dehn wet uhp to krishimas room on tohp of deh control tower adn he locked dehm in deh lobby. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA CLayton lached misles aht krishima adn yorihime adn toyohoime adn even gesko. why wus he doing dis?! becus he wus pised becus krishima tok his spot in a play sow he now neds two kjil everyone.