Sam wakes abruptly to incredibly loud music playing right outside his room in the bunker.
"C'Mon Sammy! You promised we'd leave first thing in the morning!" Sam sighs and rolled out of bed.
"Did you sleep at all?" He asks Dean, drifting into the kitchen, where Cas sat with his hands neatly folded and his back straight.
"Yes." Dean grunts
"No." Cas contradicted. Dean shoots the angel a dirty look before chugging the remainder of his coffee and setting the mug on the table.
"It doesn't matter let's get going." The three of them shuffled up the stairs and out the door, Cas begrudgingly sitting in the back as usual. The Impala blasted with music -at this rate Sam would lose his hearing at age 40- and sped down the road.
"So, what's going on in Texas?"
"Group of kids have been getting up to trouble."
"Ok, and how is that our kinda thing?" Sam pushed.
"Well a meteor left a dent in a Houston Park, and apparently these kids arrived on it."
" Oh C'mon, that's got to be shit. There's no way that's real." Sam shook his head laughing slightly. Cas remained silent, he seemed focused on something outside the window.
"Look, obviously their story isn't exactly right, but they're drawing a lot of attention. Something's up with them and I just wanna make sure it's nothing... murdery." Dean shrugs.
"Alright, but they are kids, and so far they've done nothing wrong, I'm just saying that... if they're alright we'll leave them alone."
"They're drawing a ton of attention."
"Yes I know, but we can't kill them."
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"Good."
They arrived on the street, to find a group of children, eight of them looking- not normal with their strange almost pajama like superhero clothing- regular compared to the other four. The other four, two girls and boy, although it was hard to tell, had pasty grey skin, with different undertones, and candy corn computed horns poking out of their heads. And even more noticeable, a girl with bright green skin, and who was seemingly bald. What were they?
Be John Egbert ==
John: ...
Dave: ...
Rose: ...
Jade: ...
Jane: ...
Dirk: ...
Roxy: ...
Jake: ...
Kanaya: ...
Calliope:...
Terezi:...
Karkat:...
Karkat: OK WHAT THE FUCK?
Kanaya: I Believe We Are In The Universe
Karkat: WE WERE ALREADY IN A UNIVERSE
Kanaya: Yes, But I Believe We Are In The New One John Created Moments Ago
Dave: Alright, but how did we get here?
Jake: Could we assume that we arrived on that enormous meteor behind us?
*Everyone turns around and there is a moment of silence*
Kanaya: Yes I think That Could Be Assumed
Terezi: 3W, WHY 4R3 W3 TH3R3 ON1Y HUM4NS H3R3?
Rose: Well, John did create the world, I suspect he subconsciously created the dominant life forms of his alternate home to be humans
John: Believe me, if I had any control over what this world was like, I'd have made everything way cooler. This just looks like Houston with a giant rock on it
Karkat: BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS
Terezi: 1D1OT! WH4T DO YOU TH1NK YOU'R3 DO1NG?
Karkat: WE ARE THEIR GODS? THEY SHOULD BOW TO US
Dirk: He's absolutely right. They should bow to us
Jane: This is serious, you can ironically mess with Karkat later.
Kanaya: Does Anyone Remember Anything?
Roxy: Nirp
Jade: I've never been to Texas before, it's very warm
Rose: You were literally raised on a tropical Island
Jake: Yes, but it was never this dry, I think my nose is bleeding
Roxy: Nah, that's just because Dirk's here
Dirk: ...
Rose: You made them uncomfortable
John: I don't they've they've discussing the status of their relationship
Karkat: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? IS THIS REALLY AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION TO BE HAVING RIGHT NOW?
Calliope: I agree with Karkat, also... I think some of Us are standing oUt a bit too mUch
Roxy: It's alright Cali, it's not like they can do anything to us, what with out awesome powers
Jade: Um...
Rose: Oh dear...
Kanaya: What Is It?
John: Our powers, they're not working right.
Terezi: 4LW4YS KN3W B31NG GOD T1ER W4S OV3R R4T3D
Dirk: They aren't completely gone, I can still hover for a few moments
Jade: And I bet you could do more if the Alpha kids had spent more time developing your powers.
Jake: Well jeez, that seems kinda harsh
Jade: Oh! I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you guys feel bad!
Jake: Oh don't worry it's alright.
Jade: Oh good.
Karkat: OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING BRING LORD ENGLISH BACK TO LIFE SO HE CAN KILL ME AND THEN KILL ME AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE
Kanaya: You Don't Think That's A Tad Dramatic?
Karkat: NO
John: I'm Hungry
*The kids all nodded in agreement*
Jade: Where would be even get food?
Calliope: Roxy, is it within yoUr powers to create food for Us?
Roxy: Usually it would be, but it would take a long time and I feel very week, I can barely even hover
Dave: Yeah, it feels almost like we need to recharge
Jake: Well gee wiz this is a conundrum
Karkat: IF HE SAYS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF GEE WIZ OR JEEZ OR JEEZ LOUISE AGAIN I WILL RIP OFF HIS HEAD
Dave: Like you could reach his head
Karkat: OH FUCK YOU
Rose: Maybe it would be beneficial for us to all sit down and just rest for a minute.
Kanaya: I Agree
Dave: That sounds boring
Roxy: Do you have a better idea
Karkat: LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
Jade: That's not helpful
*The kids all wandered the park. Dave and Dirk made their ways with Karkat and begrudgingly Terezi to see the state of their old apartment, it of course was home to another family. Dave didn't admit it, but even though he had a pretty fucked up life in that apartment, it still made him uneasy to see some chick walking out of his door. The four of them returned to the park*
Jade: You guys ok?
Dave: So fucking ok. Like, the peak of mild feelings. We could win an olympic medal for how unobjectively mediocre we are.
Terezi: TH3Y'R3 BOTH BROK3N
Rose: Yup that sounds about right.
Jane: Hey, uh... those guys are coming towards us, and... I think they're armed
Dave: You're right
Dirk: Dave, you have your swords?
Dave: Of course
Dirk: Don't pull it out yet
Roxy: That's what she said
Castiel: Hello?
John: ...
John: Misha Collins?
Castiel: Um, no I am Castiel
Dave: Are those the guys from Supernatural?
Dean: What are you guys from that other world?
Roxy: I've heard of supernatural but it was very cheesy and they kept killing of of the magical peeps
Dean: Yeah you would too if they were attacking you
Roxy: Debatable
Dean: Well that's a concerning response
John: So... You guys are like... Real here?
Sam: Yeah I guess so
Rose: So weird
John: What year is it?
Castiel: It is the christian year 2016 after christ's birth
Jade: That's what it would have been if we hadn't left earth
Karkat: THIS IS EARTH
Dean: Whoa man, lower your voice
Jade: I meant our earth
Dave: So... John you created... Supernatural world
John: I guess so...
Dave: I can't decide if that's sick or stupid
Roxy: It can be both
John: Sorry, I stopped watching like around season 9 cause the world ended, do you think you could catch us up?
Dean: I don't fucking know what season happens when.
Dave: Whoa! This is rated tv 14! watch your language!
John: Not now Strider
Sam: Look, you all seem like a bunch of very odd, but very nice kids who got twisted up in some crazy supernatural stuff... I don't know what you mean by created, but I think you should definitely come with us. You can't possibly have any food on you.
Vriska: 3XCUS3 M3. N1C3?
Dean: Sam, when we went to that other world, we were in our bodies, so... these kids probably have parents looking for them.
Jake: No, don't worry we arrived physically on that rock over there, not like how you guys teleported
Castiel: I'm sorry, you actually arrived on a meteor
John: Stranger things have happened
Dean: There's difference between strange things and barebacking a comet
Castiel & Rose: Meteorite
Sam: Look, we can work all of this out once you guys are wearing normal clothes and we are safe to address the grey and green people
Terezi: TH4T'S R4C1ST
Sam: Oh... I'm very sorry!
Terezi: OH SHUT UP
John: You know, you guys weren't the ghost busters but you were pretty cool
Sam: Um... Thanks?
Dean: Let's just go back to the bunker this is getting too freaky
Cas: There are twelve of them
Sam: I'll get a rental car. Dean, you can take some of them, and I'll take the rest. Cas can pick whichever car he wants.
John: I wanna ride in the Impala
Dean: Fine, but you had better respect her
*the two teams were distributed, into John, Jade, Rose, Kanaya, and Jake traveling with Dean, and Cali, Roxy, Dirk, Dave, Karkat, Jane and Terezi squeezing into a minivan with Sam. And they headed off.*