Hello! This is Ms. ThunderSkies speaking. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, and I'd just like to say that I'm super excited to be writing it. My friend DragonXeona has some awesome Naruto fanfic if anyone wants to check that out. I have Merlin and Avengers fanfics here on , and I have more homestuck stuff on Wattpad. If anyone wants that you can send me a private message. It's a highschool stuck but trolls are still trolls, and they all live in this neighborhood of apartment complexes together. I haven't updated my merlin or avengers fics in a little while but I'm thinking about starting them up again now that I'm back in school and have a normal schedule. Hope everyone's staying safe!
The rental car was absolutely stuffed. Wit Sam driving, Cas in shotgun, Cali, Roxy and Jane and Terezi were in the second row of seats, and Dirk, Dave and Karkat in the third. Terezi didn't have a seatbelt but she didn't care.
Sam decided that since they had a few hours of driving ahead of them, they may as well start figuring things out. So he broke the awkward silence, "Ok, so we need to figure out how to get you guys back to your world."
Terezi rolled her eyes and said, "We can't go back to our world stupid. It doesn't exist anymore."
Sam frowned in confusion. "What do you mean?"
Jane spoke up softly, "Well, we technically are from three different universes, but that's not really important anymore. All three of those world are sort of... gone."
Sam didn't reply for a minute. He was too dumb struck at the idea of three entire universes dying.
"You said earlier that the boy John pushed some sort of button. And that he designed the universe. What did you mean by that?" Cas asked. There was a pause.
"It's sort of hard to explain." Roxy mumbled.
"Do you have a phone?" Dave asked, leaning forward. Sam passed back his to Dave.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"I wanna know if sweet bro and hella jeff is still around."
"ISN'T THAT THE STUPID COMIC YOUR 'BRO' AND YOU MADE TOGETHER?"
"Yea."
"THEN HOW COULD IT EXIST?"
"Maybe someone else made it here. And if they didn't, then it's free real estate."
"Holy shit." Dirk mumbled looking over at the phone.
"Someone did make it."
"It seems to be part of something called MSPaint by some asshole named Andrew Hussie."
"THATS A STUPID NAME."
"It it a stupid name." Dave agreed.
"Wait, Andrew Hussie?" Castiel suddenly turned around to look at them, eyes wide.
Dave nodded, "Yeah."
"When I was with Metatron he forced me to absorb thousands of stories into my memory. I blocked most of them out because they're largely very stupid, but I just remembered, reading HomeStuck."
"WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S 4 HOM3STUCK?" Terezi snarled.
"It's a webcomic by Andrew Hussie, and I believe it is a narrative of your lives." Many of the kids eyes widened, Sam shifted uncomfortably, Dave, Dirk and Terezi leaned back unfazed.
"Found it, oh yeah... That's John... I mean it looks kinda like him. And he's just doing a bunch of idiot stuff."
"IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT JOHN DOES?"
"According to this comic, no." Castiel grimaced.
"Dude, they're like 16, be nice."
"Yeah, and we've seen more people die than anyone in your existence." Roxy put in, "So don't worry about hurting our feelings."
Sam glanced into the mirror with concern. He needed to read that comic.
"So... anyway," Cas murmured awkwardly, "I would believe your story, but, I'm quite literally an angel, if the events in homestuck were real, shouldn't I have known about it?"
There was a pause after he spoke, until John said, "But have you actually MET god?" Cas shifted uncomfortably.
"Not technically-"
"The for all you know, I could be god, and the god the archangels have met are just me from the future."
"The future?" Sam asked raising his eyebrows.
"We're big on time travel bullshit." Dave grumbled, scrolling through Sam's phone.
"Yes, I'm aware. And I find it concerning." Cas grumbles.
Roxy leaned forward and concluded, "So how about, as long as we can't prove who we are, and you know we're generally innocent, you maybe deal with us, and we figure out what the hell is going on?" There was a silent agreement.
The trees past by, Dave, Dirk and Karkat focused on scrolling through the HomeStuck, Calli and Roxy encaged in a shockingly boisterous conversation, Jane stared out the window, and Terezi's head faced nonchalantly at the back of Cas' seat, her arms were crossed, and she was silently glad she wore glasses so no one could see her watering eyes.
Where the hell was Vriska?
Be Jade ==
You, Jade sit in the back of the Impala, and try to focus on the fact that for the first time in your life, you are in America. John and Dean go back and forth, trying to sort out there nonsense. You feel disoriented, and tired. You lean your head back with the hopes of falling asleep. You see Rose leaning her head on Kanaya's stomach out of the corner of your eyes drifting shut.
Dean: So this game, you didn't think it was strange when it started effecting the real world?
John: I mean I thought it was cool?
Dean: Jesus Christ.
Dean: And, I really still don't understand why the clown why you keep bringing up that stupid puppet.
John: Trust me, he's important later, but that would make more sense from Dave's point of view...
Dean: Who?
John: Uh, shorter blonde guy with sunglasses.
Dean: Oh I see. Why do so many of you look alike.
John: We're clones and ancestors of each other.
Dean: Excuse me?
John: Well, the short tan girl with the pixie cut, that's my female clone, but she's also genetically my nana, but not technically my nana because she was born in an alternate universe.
Dean: You've got to be pulling this out of your ass cause it makes no sense.
John: I'm not! But it's ok that you don't believe me. Tell me what's been happening with you!
Dean: Uh, well, there's this chick called the darkness, and she's problematic.
John: The darkness?
Dean: Yeah she's like the opposite of god, god's sister of something I don't get it.
John: But I'm god.
Dean: You're not god, man!
John: I created the universe, that makes me god.
Dean: That's bullshit.
John: Well, much of life is bullshit. But you just have to accept it and make the best of it!
Dean: Your positivity is making me sick.
John: Sorry.
Dean: Look, don't worry about it, just tell me what to call all of you. Half of you look exactly the same, the rest of you are all freaky.
John: Sure! There's me, I'm John.
Dean: Yeah no shit.
John: Then there's Karkat, he was the leader of the trolls before they all died.
Dean: Trolls?
John: yeah, it's the guys with the horns and grey skin. They all have different colours of blood. Isn't that cool?
Dean: Yeah I guess.
John: Karkat's the only dude troll left, though as far as I know, troll genders are kinda blurred. He's got the short nubby horns. Kanaya is the troll with us in the back, Terezi is the troll with the red glasses.
Deann: Oh yeah, what's with those?
John: She's blind.
Dean: She doesn't act blind.
John: She can smell and taste colour.
Dean: Uh...
John: Red tastes like cherries. I think she kinda has a thing for that.
Dean: Right...
John: Dave and Dirk are brothers, ish...
Dean: Dave's the slightly shorter one? With round glasses?
John: Yup.
Dean: What's the deal with the glasses anyway?
John: They're for ironic purposes.
Dean: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
John: I don't know, but it's super cool.
John: Anyway, like you know, Jane is the chick who looks like me. In the back, Rose is the blonde and Jade is the brunette, Roxy is the girl who looks like Rose, and Jake is the guy who looks like Jade.
Dean: And they're all siblings?
John: No, they're each others mothers for Rose and Roxy, and grandparents for Jade and Jake.
Dean: What the hell...
John: But we all just kinda decided to treat each other like siblings since we're the same age. And finally Cali is a cherub.
Dean: I'm not even gonna ask.
John: She's the green girl. I don't really know her that well yet but she seems pretty cool. And she's really close with Roxy who's super duper cool, so y'know she's probably pretty cool.
Dean: Uh huh, you know what, maybe you should try to sleep.
John: Wow, I haven't slept in forever, there was creating the universe, then the final battle stuff, and then the failed timeline, and then the time travel shenanigans, and I just never had time for any shut eye.
Dean: Ok, well great, take it now.
John: Um but I think it may be hard, I often have trouble-
Dean: Just shut up and close your eyes.
John:...
John: Ok. :)
The voices stop, and you finally slip into unconsciousness.