I DON'T OWN FAMILY GUY
The next day meg and Stewie woke up at 6 am due to megs alarm on her phone. Which thankfully, for them she pays for with the money she earns from her odd Jobs around town until inevitably they fire her due to either her fathers destructive And idiotic rampages through town or her mothers' malicious attempts of ruining Her life born from jealousy and loathing of her eldest daughter.
After they were Both up and ready for the day meg went out with Stewie to the Starbucks for free Wi-Fi because the one they offered at the hotel was as crappy as Peter when they Ran out of fudge pops cue cutaway. At Starbucks meg pulled out her phone and Started looking and sometimes applying for jobs. Meanwhile, Stewie pulled out His tablet that he had Frankensteind out of spare parts from numerous other Inventions he had made it about two weeks ago when Rupert finally wore him Down with all his talk of data-stealing from Apple and Samsung and now he was Thankful towards his boyfriend/teddy bear because now no one not even that Damn dog who gave him herpes and abused his friendship with him in numerous Other ways could find him because this was a Stewie griffin original and as such couldn't be hacked Tracked or otherwise lead anyone to its creator just how he liked it.
As he sipped his Apple juice that he had brought from home (because screw those overpriced cups of Burning dirt water) he logged into the Pawtucket pat brewery website and started to "Work." What did you think Peter actually did his work. No Stewie was behind the mystery Of how Peter kept his job.
See after the death of his former boss and peters subsequent Unemployment Stewie saw how much the family changed. for one thing Peter was always There to annoy someone and interrupt whatever it was they were doing making it much Harder to do well anything. so Stewie vowed when he got another job Peter would only Get fired if Hell freezes over. He couldn't do much when he was a fisherman he wasn't Willing to screw up the ecosystem just so he could delude Peters dream of living like A pirate but when he got the job at the brewery now there was something he could Do. he was sure that everyone at the factory was very confused at how the guy who Barely came into work and only stayed till lunch when he did still had a job. well If it was just up to him he would have been canned the first time he caused a big Disaster that took weeks of rebuilding to get back to normal but his numbers didn't Lie he consistently did the most accurate and largest amount of paperwork in the Entire company and due to the shortage of people willing to work a boring desk job And fear of what he would do if he were fired he got to stay on as a part of the company.
After about three hours of work Stewie jumped into his stroller and took a nap after he Woke up both him and meg broke for lunch from mcburgertown and continued on With their respective tasks in a comfortable silence.
