I DON'T OWN FAMILY GUY

Meanwhile back in quahog Brian to say the least was not having a good time. It had been two days since Stewie and meg had fled the coop and to be honest He couldn't blame Meg for leaving after all the shit this life had given her through The year's. the only surprise was that she had waited as long as she did to escape. Well there was that one time during the storm the pieces he could remember at Least. luckily he was there to protect the family from being denied its dysfunctional Lightning rod of a daughter. he was proud of that after all he knew that without Meg the family would fall apart quicker than Superman vs Batman's plot did to People who were smart enough to tie their own shoes.

unfortunately he was Getting a front-row seat for the dysfunction that unfolded due to all the griffin kids Abandoning their home. Chris briefly appeared about 30 minutes after midnight Immediately leaving when he heard Lois shouting at Brian for letting her kids just Leave "Brian how could you do this to me you know I depend on you to keep an eye Out for the kids because Peter would just end up killing them like he did with peter Junior and I have wine and trashy TLC and MTV to watch" as Brian was about to get Down on his knees and plead for forgiveness Lois said something that opened up a New avenue in Brian's mind.

"I don't know why we didn't kick meg out the second that Whole fiasco with quagmire blew down I mean this is exactly the sort of thing she would Do oh poor Stewie must be terrified my poor baby I knew you and him were so close OH This is so awful I'm gonna have to call everyone that's gonna take all night damn it Brian What happened" a moment of silence passed as Brian latched on to the one bit of information That both made sense to him and made it not his fault.

Of course meg it was all megs fault she Manipulated Stewie into leaving with her probably so she could use his genius for her own selfish Motives that sick bitch and that thing with herpes was her finishing move she convinced Stewie That he gave him it on purpose never mind it was Stewie who wanted to be blood brothers even If he did give it to him on purpose Stewie made a time machine, alternative universe remote and Hell even caused the big bang to happen surely the cure for herpes was like changing a lightbulb to Him.

Once he came to his conclusion he looked right into Lois's dull blue eyes that were clouded With prescription drugs and worry for her children and said with as much conviction as he had "Lois it was a terrible thing what meg did to us and I swear I will spend the rest of my life to find Stewie and put that sick she-demon in jail to rot for eternity"