I DON'T OWN FAMILY GUY

It had been almost three weeks since all the Griffin kids had abandoned Their parents and brains life was in shambles about two weeks after they had left someone Had turned in both quagmire and Peter for their numerous crimes with irrefutable Evidence against them.

After a quick trial it was determined that quagmire Was a serial rapist with pedophile charges and multiple sexual harassment suits and As such was sentenced to the death penalty as his defense was a joke because he had No family connections like Peter had. He was forced to use a lawyer provided by the court. Which let's say when he saw who he was representing maybe didn't try too hard to defend.

Peter meanwhile due to Carter's army of high profile lawyers at least had a fighting chance but Alas even the best lawyer couldn't defend what was now proven to be a mass serial killer who Also has connections to multiple bombings one of which included a children's hospital. luckily The lawyers were able to get peters sentence down from a lifetime to 60 years in a maximum Security prison.

After the trial which was aired nationally on live tv Lois's mask of being the perfect Women fell and she revealed her true colors with no one else to take her anger out on she released Her rage onto the person she thought was responsible Brian who stayed loyal to her until the night She high on cocaine, beat him till he was hanging on to life on a thread and drove until she found A dumpster which she threw him into with a vengeful yell of "you ruined my life" that was the last Time she was seen in quahog as she jumped ship into the drug scene in Chicago and moved there Permanently years later she was found dead in a crack den stick thin and pale as a sheet next to her Dealer Big Mac who was later promoted to kingpin and convicted of a double homicide.

Brian however Never forgot his friend Stewie who he still believed had been kidnapped by meg and two days after his Night in a dumpster made it back to quahog where he went to find his friend his last remaining remnant Of his old life he searched and searched until one day he found a clue megs hat which had fallen on her Way back from school with this one hint of what he thought would get him his friend back and erase the Last five year from ever happening.

he followed the trail and finally found a small house in Madisonville Where he found where the last shreds of his family were living all this time he thought he could cry as He limped up to the door he didn't even think of hesitating before knocking franticly desperate to see Stewie. Inside Stewie looked up boredly thinking it was Chris home from the store or perhaps Meg back from work early but he was not prepared to see what was on the doorstep. As he opened The door he was stunned who the hell was this a dog who smelled like he's been living on a Island of Garbage for years and who's fur was so matted and tangled he could barely make out what color it was Supposed to be.

Before he could say a word the dog tackled him into a big hug with a cheerful cry of "STEWIE" after nearly suffocating the infant he let him go with his tail going nearly as fast enough To travel through time "what the hell Brian?! How the hell did you find us" Stewie exclaimed shocked And reaching his hand into his pocket to finger his specialty formulated knock out gas spay in case this Got deadly. "oh believe me it wasn't easy in fact since you left life has been falling apart Peter went to Jail Lois got really into drugs and everything is gone but that's ok I can rescue you from meg and we can Start over just you and me together like old times what do you say buddy" and that was the last time Brian was truly happy before Stewie gave him a greatly needed reality check "no Brian see I've already Started over meg didn't kidnap me I went with her of my own volition and I'm the happiest I've ever Been I love my new life meg and Chris take care of me and you know what unlike you peter and Lois They actually love me they listen when I talk they do things I like to do even though they have no Interest in it but they do it because they love me and you know what you could have had this too You could have been with us all this time but you ruined it when you gave me herpes and you know What's worse you never apologized for it not once did you say sorry I gave you herpes all you did was Say you would stop lying which I know you'd never do but no you gave a baby herpes and you didn't Learn a damn thing about it you Brian are garbage pure garbage and after today you will never see the Outside world again goodbye scumbag" and with that he sprayed the putrid mutt with his knock out gas And when he awoke he was in a jail cell charged with attempt to kidnap and trespassing on private Property he didn't even get to face a trial because the next day he was found hanging in his cell having Committed suicide after losing all hope of him ever getting his family back.

In the years to follow Meg Stewie and Chris was a happy family from then on at 25 years old Stewart Gilligan Griffin thanked both Of them in his acceptance speech for his Nobel Prize for science which he won by finding the cure for Herpes and for unveiling his time machine to the world because in his words without them none of This would have been possible. THE END

AUTHORS NOTE: thanks for whoever read this pile of crap and liked it enough to comment here's to my

First full length fanfiction hopefully they'll get better as time goes on