CHATER 2: The weirda ass toad and the goomba fort.
Mario went to a place called Warm FUzzy planes, where he pulled stickers off of feces and fought goombas and jumped over fences and he was walking towards a bridge. WHEN A FUCKING TOAD COMES IN AND THEY BOTH CRASH AND KNOCK THE FUCK OUTTA EACHOTHER.
"MArio Help get this sticker off of my hands its to rare and somene is following me...!" A toad yelled and he handed mario his sticcker.
Mario got up and walked towards the bridge when suddnely BOWSER JR appeared.
"what is that smelll that glorious STINK! is it a rare sticckar GIVE IT To ME!
so they ought and bowser jr got pissed ebcause mario cheated because he used the sizzots and cut his ass up and he crumped the bridge and threw it onto some pillar of rock and stone and teeth.
"HA YOU WILL NEVAR ESCAPE!" Bowser jr laughed.
"You're a toxic piece of human trash. You treat everyone like complete garbage everyday and have no compassion for others. You have absolutely no filter and say the most obscene of things. You don't care about others. You are one of the worst people I have ever met in my entire life. I wish I never met you. I wish I never had to deal with your toxicity. I wish I didn't tell you things when you were faking being nice towards me. I wish lj never introduced me to you. Sometimes I wish I never helped you. You almost make me want to stop being myself and wish harm towards you. Maybe the people from DEA were right to treat you like that. You're so hypocritical it's stupid. You say absolutely terrible things to everyone and if they do the tiniest thing to offend you, you act like a little baby and get extremely triggered. Sometimes you make me want to cry because you're so toxic. I didn't even know how you got a gf from how you acted this way until I saw her. She's a toxic and rude individual. Just like you. Maybe you should become a druggie like her and ruin your future. I could almost say I hate you, but that's too far. I completely despise your existence as all you do is hurt me and others I care about with no remorse. I hope the next time I talk to you that you'll have changed. I hope this is a wake up call for you to become a better person. I really tried my best to help you for months back then, but I just couldn't take it. I'm saying what a lot of people think of you as. This is why so many people hate you. I need a long break from talking to you. You're literally the epitome of human toxicity. I have never seen anyone more toxic than you in my entire life. See you whenever you decide to change. This hurt me to write as it's the meanest thing I've said in a very long time but it had to be done. Goodbye." Kirsti yelled.
"he's got issues lets get a way to get theat crumblede bridge." kertsi added.
they got toads and made a lattar and mario grabbed the paper and sudenly Kersti toled him abut paperizing and eh flew out of the world and placed that shit down and he went on and on and suddenly more goombas came in probably the smae ones frm last time and he beat the shit out of those shitheads and touched the sticker comet or whatever the fuck it was and he got loads of coins and then he went to te second level called bouquet gardens. He entered fought soe coopas and suddnely fucking wind blows around and mario coulnd;t make it, he passed by a weird ass toad.
"Hey mario...! did you find my Chika Fujiwara photos...? god i want to fuck chika fujiwara so fucking bad. I want to cum in her mouth and lick her armpit sweat so bad. I will walk a thousand kilometers on lego and drag my balls against broken glass just to get her to acknowledge me. I want to stick my dick so far up in her. I can't even imagine how much my incel ass would feel just having her glance upon me in disgust. Hooly fucking shit I just want to cum shut up in her and on her school girl clothes and her big fat sweaty tits. I'm sick of waking up in the morning knowing that my dick has not been inside of her. I wouldn't even mind dressing up my cousin in a school girl outfit and going to town on her as long as she was wearing a pink wig. I look at my 32 gigabytes of chika porn every day and every time i see her in any love is war clip I instantly cum in my pants. I will lose every single game of soggy biscuits just for chika. God i just wanna Smell her armpits after she spent a period in gym and steal her deodorant and eat it. I bet her pussy is so fucking tight I want her to have my kids so badly I would literally chop my fucking legs off just to have sex with her for just 1 minute. I bet I wouldn't even last that long. I will go homeless for the rest of my life just to cuddle with her and have her press her tits against me. I would literally stop using social media if she did danced on my cock and stepped on me in disgust. I will literally drink my own cum just so she would bust my balls. I would sell my soul and be publicly humiliated for the rest of my life for a bottle of her bath water. I want to get physically dominated by her while she calls me a pervert. I would give up beating up minors to have her.
I hereby devote my life to Chika Fujiwara..." The toad finished.
Mario just backed off and suddenly after hours and hours of confusing level design he finally found the pesky wind source, it was a fan which said YamaTech industries. but mario fucked up and it blew him back to the weird ass toad. so mario tried and tried again until he fianlyy picked up the fucking fan and placed it in his album somehow. so mario advanced and found the toads Chika Fujiwara hentai and gave it to him and mario recieved some fireflowers and he suddenly went and fought the same goomba's AGAIN!
but this time they had ecome sharp and spiky but mario still raped heir asses and he impaled them with a steak and laugehd. they ecivedthe comet medal and got more coins that rained down from the sky.
suddenly in rogueport.
rednecks and faunus, and paper rights activists were fighting. suddenly robots came and killed everyone. "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this world is MINE...!" A girl laughed.
Meanwhile.
suddenly mario appeared in water's ege way and he went and got spiked up the ass by goombas and he also beat the fuck outta others and he was gonna touch the comet star but KAMEK flung it and kersti got pissed.
"I would just like to say that Kamek is a mother fucking, ass licking, cock sucking, brown nosing, pink eyed, shit faced, rim jobbing, sheep holling, bestiality prostituting tea bagging dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed pretentious cunt footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing dirty, stuck up, setistic, shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crouch grabbing ball licking semon drinking dog raping child touching cow hopping brainless heartless mindless dickless testical joking yerd gaudler horse face shit hardling toiliet kissing self centered crap gathering piss swimming little cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy STD-spreading pedophile uncle.
Kamek is stupid, and I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. He is hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good."
so they went and jumped into a waterfall instead but they did need to get that fucking other one because plot and they did shit and finally got it after a tedious and hateable level they finally made it to the goomba fort because i was to laazy to spell the rest and suddnely they entered that thing and bombs were blowing up feces and they charged and hit a swithc and eventially found the stars and fought a big ass goomba and took the crown and gave the fucker a taste of marios FEET and they defiled them and humiliate them and fucked tem up with sizzers and a fan.
"You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good." Kirtsi yelled at the sparkly goomba who attacked mario and did 1 dmg without his goomba mninoins and he died and got split in half.
"Caramba that really hurt...!" the goomba said befre dying.
Kersti then impaled another goomba.
"Thats torn it...Ughh!" the otter goomba said.
They got that royal sticker and went back to decalburg and mario;s album size increased.