A/N: Hello dear readers! I'm so sorry for not updating in a while, life's been really getting in the way and I'm very stressed out. Thankfully, writing is my escape and I finally managed to get some inspiration too!

Accepting Christmas prompts! ;)

Prompt: Where Alya visits her friend to bring her textbook back, however Alya may have gotten more than she bargained for when visiting Marinette…

Rated T: for innuendos, a bit heated scenes nothing major, just teasing ;)

Suspicious Noises

"Oh, how nice of you Alya, I'm sure Marinette appreciates it a lot!" Sabine smiled kindly at the reporter and Alya playfully rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry, I'm just doing my duty as her friend. But seriously, this is the third time she left her textbook this week," Sabine rose an eyebrow at this newfound information.

"Really? The third? Marinette said it was only the second time," she rubbed her chin thoughtfully before her husband poked his head from around the corner.

"Wasn't it the sixth?"

Alya grinned, "Well, I'm off to give it to her, if you'll excuse me,"

Tom waved at her when she passed by the living room, "Feel free to help yourself to the cookies before you leave Alya!"

The reporter couldn't help but smile, "Thanks Mr. Dupain-Cheng!"

Just before her hand could curl around the doorknob to her friend's room, she heard strange tapping and clicking sounds followed by occasional groans and wails, "What the-?" Alya drew back, pressing her ear against the door.

More groans and wails of frustration, but they sounded too deep to belong to Marinette, however she did hear Marinette talking then.

"Heh, see? I win again! You just can't beat me kitty!"

"Kitty?" Alya rose an eyebrow but quickly concentrated on listening in to the conversation behind the closed door.

There was another voice, male and obviously breathless, "Heh, I wouldn't be so smug princess. This is only round four and you forget, I beat you in round two,"

Wait….the male voice was somewhat familiar…

Alya's eyes widened, "Adrien?! T-that sounds like Adrien! No, wait! Calm down girl! Why would Marinette invite Adrien over without calling me at least sixty times?! That's not like her, no, no, it can't be Adrien but then…who is she talking to?" fighting down the urge to pry open the door, Alya listened carefully.

"Fine kitty, we'll see,"

More clicking, a quiet thud and then more groans and moans.

"C-Chat, quit stalling,"

"Chat?! As in Chat Noir?! What's a superhero doing in Marinette's ROOM?!" Alya shook her head, clutching her bag to her chest like a lifeline, nails digging into the durable material, "What in the world is going on?!"

"I'm sorry purrincess, patience,"

"I-I don't have anymore patience! You've teased me enough, please chaton!"

Her jaw dropped and Alya swore a fly could move in.

What the hell?!

"I like the way that sounds, purrincess," there was a low purr before Marinette's irritated voice sounded again.

"J-just do it, stupid cat!"

A short pause, shuffling, clicking furiously, "Your wish is my command,"

Several frustrated groans were heard, followed by strange tapping sounds before there was a louder thud and Marinette's frustrated wail followed by Chat Noir's dark chuckle.

"Not fair kitty!" she sounded irritated, breathless.

"Sorry purrincess, but it had been my turn. Next time you'll be on top,"

Alya covered her mouth, gasping silently into her hand.

"You KNOW I can't control my movements that well when I'm on bottom! My eyes keep going up,"

"Now, now, I wonder where your sight has been straying m'lady," Chat's low chuckle was quickly followed by Marinette's unamused snort, "But we both had fun, hadn't we?"

"Y-yeah…thanks kitty,"

"It my pleasure, purrincess. Anytime you need me I'll be there," there was something…husky about his tone, something that definitely made Alya more than a little suspicious.

Nerves frayed by the seams, Alya finally did what she only saw in the movies and slammed the door open dramatically, finger automatically pointing accusingly in Marinette's direction, "Marinette Dupain-Cheng, how dare you get all frisky with Chat Noir and not tell me anything-" her expression suddenly fell, "…about it?"

Two pairs of eyes stared at her in confusion, a black controlled in Chat Noir's clawed hands, now gripped loosely by it's player as Chat gaped at her in surprise.

Marinette's red controller was a few feet away from her, upside down on the floor frpm where she had thrown it in her frustration and Alya could only gape like a fool.

"A-Alya?! W-what, what?"

Alya blinked back and forth between Chat Noir and Marinette, "Huh?! Y-you're not-? But I heard-!" Alya stuttered uncharacteristically, finger pointing shakily at both of them, "You were not….you know…doing the deed?" her voice was meek at the end, suddenly doubting her own previous thoughts.

Immediately, Marinette's face reddened, Chat Noir looked very flustered himself with his tail ramrod straight and his ears perked up, "WHAT?!"

Marinette shook her head furiously, "What are you talking about Alya?! W-we were just playing Mario Cart!" her blue haired friend gestured to the TV and for the first time since entering the room, Alya noticed the paused game.

There on the screen, was a green and red Mario player displayed in their respective cars. The red one was on the bottom part of the split screen while the green one was on top.

"A-and…the thing with you…on top?" Alya tilted her head to the side, arms crossed over her chest.

Marinette's face turned an even darker shade of red, if possible, "T-the screen for multiplayers is split into segments and I reflexively look up at the first player instead of the second so I-I can't really play that well as second player," she rubbed her neck sheepishly.

Alya turned her attention to the stunned cat, "And the thing with the patience and teasing?!"

Chat stiffened, head jerking up to look at Alya, "Uh…I kept winning in the race and-"

Marinette gently flicked one of his ears, "More like cheating in the race, sly cat," she huffed in annoyance and crossed her arms and Chat momentarily forgot their surprise guest in favor of grinning at his friend.

Alya was flabbergasted, "I…I think I'm going home…with, with a cool pack…and a bucket of ice…and maybe a bag of sleeping pills to make me forget this…" placing the textbook absentmindedly on Marinette's chair, Alya sluggishly dragged herself downstairs, silently closing the door behind her.

Marinette and Chat Noir stared at the closed door for several more seconds in silence.

Then, Marinette hit him, hard, "Meowch! That hurt princess!" he rubbed at his upper arm.

Marinette growled, "It better! What were you thinking?! We almost got caught!" she blushed darkly, fingers nervously playing with themselves.

There it was again, that stupid, irresistible Chat smile and that stupid, stupid sexy chuckle, "Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it," he purred, crawling over her as she leaned back on the floor, his handsome, grinning face above her.

She blushed, "B-but Alya was right there!"

The stupid cat chuckled in amusement, "It's always a little fun getting caught, right? Besides, she doesn't suspect a thing. I gotta admit princess, you're a natural at acting," he grinned goofishly.

Marinette's gaze narrowed, "I'll kill you in your sleep, kitty," Chat's grin only widened.

"That is, if you can get me to fall asleep, purrincess. I have a feeling like I'll be pretty busy tonight and that's not because of the akumas either," he lowered his lips down to hers and she melted into the kiss, tangling her hands into his already messy hair and tugging slightly.

She was breathless by the time his hot lips trailed sinfully passionate kisses down her neck, a hot trail of fire that made her gasp silently, "S-silly kitty,"

Chat smirked, soothing the hickeys he left on her collarbone with his tongue gently before covering them with her shirt, lifting his flushed face up to look her in the eyes, "Your kitty,"

Marinette sighed at the twinkle in his eyes and the adorable grin on his face, "Yeah…my kitty," she scratched gently behind his ear and the appreciative purr that greeted her made her smile and giggle.

They both laughed.

Phew, I know very short, but I'll try to update frequently and make the chapters a bit longer. R&R! :)