A/N: Hello everyone! Ugh, I'm beat after work, but I hope this turned out better than I think :3 How was your week? :) BTW: This was uploaded from my phone, since the site won't let me post from my laptop for some reason :/ Whoops! Didn't do a disclaimer in a while!

Disclaimer: I don't own Miraculous Ladybug or any of its characters!

DINNER FOR TWO: Ahem…I miscalculated the date and thought that the 15th was a Friday…I deeply apawlagize for the inconvenience but despite Chapter 3 already finished, I can't seem to post it. Maybe it's or maybe it's my own laptop, I'll see if I can upload it tomorrow. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience! I don't have the story on my phone so I can't upload it from my phone like this one! :(

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YoitsuNoHoro: …T_T I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT HERE! Thank you so, so much for the wonderful praise! I've had a crappy week full of work, so getting a review brought my spirits up! :3 Heh, well like I said I suck at writing lemons of any kind, not that I really tried, so I'm not sure if I'll write something like that again. Maybe I will since this is a sinful ship (at least concerning fanon Marichat lol). :)

Kill me Twice

He considered the possibility.

It was absurd.

It was physically impossible.

But it was very real when the threat left her lips.

And he didn't doubt she would make it a reality, no matter the biological and physical hindrances.

She would kill him twice.

Or at least attempt it.

He knew once her wrath was invoked, there could be no place in the world to hide in where she wouldn't let any stone unturned.

It was a threat.

It was impossible.

But she managed it anyway.

She had indeed killed him twice.

The first time was when she said, "I'm sorry, I love someone else,"

The second time had been through his own doing. He had moved and she remained unharmed, as it should be, as it always had to be with him nearby.

And as she looked at him with the most heartbroken expression in her eyes, he felt himself chuckling.

She had killed him twice indeed.

Once, his heart.

Twice, his body.

But she saved him on the third time.

And he had loved her for the fourth.

Confusing? Here's a bit of an explanation… This could be applied to both LadyNoir or Marichat. The first time Ladybug/Marinette "killed" Chat/Adrien was when she told him she loved someone else (killed him inside from heartbreak). The second time, his body had been "killed" for the second time. She had killed him emotionally and physically, thus killing him twice.