Chapter oen: The hunt for the stickers :))

The year is 2020 a herd of fucking ugly stickers have arrived thorught the sticker commet and suddenly a bunch of faunus and paper toads protested agianst the arrival of the gypsies of paris and they protested against the far right leaders of the south.

sudenly the news brodcast was on about the protest on the far right leaders. A faunus and paper rights activist group was held in rogueport.

"WE reqquire the same rights as humaans give us our fucking rigts!" a leder said.

"Ew retard animal people!" A redneck yelled.

"Take daht shit back you redneck fuckhead" a faunus yelled.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." The Redneck replied.

suddenly guns and sweat and De-De-Death Dekomori Desu! rained apon the land.

"fuck you... your going to hell...

my education is most probably far beyond yours my friend ;) Im 100% sure, next, what has the middle age (500-800 years ago) to do with monkeys? Haha! Arent you the one shareing the same ancestors like monkeys do, according to your theory of evolution? Im created by god, dont knoe about you tho ;) You make fun of religion, but you dont realise that science is the real religion, you have to BELIEVE to see science as facts, because you cant even proove th most important things you believe in.. Earth has a core? Belief! Evolution is a fact and can be proven? Yeah, maybe in your dreams! Big bang? Fairytale!

You cant proove shit, you only adapt an idea of some desperate man trying to deny god, its quiet sad..science is a joke!

Nothing created everything by accident, the perfect universe, as you think it exists, all just random without any intelligent designer behind it, yeah right ;) guess your house was also built by itself

Excuse me? As a Christian mom of 4 beloved children and a follower of the good book, I will not let you disrespect my religion as you just did. I pray to God every night so that people like you will keep your disrespectful attitude away from this world. If you respect God, he will treat you. If you disrespect him and break the natural laws, you will go straight to hell, it is as simple as that. So honey, next time you wanna disrespect an almighty follower such as me, remember how far in life you will get if you embrace the holy spirits within you. 🙏 Deuteronomy 7:1" an overly religious woman cursed someone in the name of the lord.

SUddnely Mario appeared and he saw the sticker comment and everyone went apeshit and suddenly bowser apperad and ruined everyones experience and he toouced the commt and gained a weird crown and sudenly he kicked mario's ASS.

sudenly the prtest was clear and te sticker fest was ruined and suddenly he was called out by Kirsti and he pulled her out but got scolded because Kirsti is an abusive D-bag.

"WHy the fFUCK DID YIU TOUCH THE COMET YUO FUCKING IDIOT...DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TOUCH THAT FUCKING THING...!" Kirsti yelled.

Mario nodded and said browser was teh fucker hwo did it.

"How dare you pin the blayme on somewhone else you dick...!" Kirsti yelled

mario decided to help retrive these steange crowns. he searched ang grabbed a hammar and hit a brick and went to the toad town which was destroed and filled with faunus rights posters and De-De-Death Dekomori Desu, and posters about idols and girls and hatsune miku and american politics, and your generic ass toads.

Mario tried to exit the town which was now decalburg because story and it was rolled up so they needed to find toads and shit.

Toads were everywhere some were even getting trotured by a demon named Vignette April Tsukinose.

suddenly as they tfound all of the toads they unrolled the tlown and a toad got buried alaive and mario was off to exit that town BUT...

"ha ha ha we're gombas and we attaake yuu and bowsers got our backs wit STICKER POWER!"

"Maeio be areful i sense sticker power you better take these stickers instead of real weapons these are the sht.

sudddenly mario placed a jump sticker and killed a goomna and thwy atacked him and he attacked them and he kiled them and laughed his ass off.