Disclaimer, I don't own Spongebob Squarepants.
Flats POV
I still remember the moon. I remember being kidnapped by that sponge. He thought my old friend Patrick was an alien. I heard about how he took advantage of Patrick and tricked into thinking we were all aliens.
Being taken to the moon and almost stranded there was bad enough, but people always acted like it never happened. Everyone seems to forget what he did to us. Everytime I bring it up, people laugh at me.
There's only one logical solution: kick their butts. Maybe it'll knock some sense into them. There are things that I can't forgive, especially when I never got an apology for it.
If people were willing to listen to me, I wouldn't have these anger problems. I wouldn't have crashed into that other car. I wouldn't have to go to traffic school.
I'm looking at the sign, Mrs. Puff's Boating School. Looking inside I see him. That little yellow freak. And I see everyone too scared to be around. That's okay, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to kick that little sponge's butt. I just need to wait for the right time.
After sitting down next to him, I hear him say to me, "Hi, I'm Spongebob."
Now's the time to tell him, "Hi, Spongebob. I'm gonna kick your butt." His butt is now mine for the kicking.
The End
This was just a short story based on a meme I saw and thought was hilarious. A bit of dark humor to this story, but that's always fun to write. Hoping to get the next chapter of my other Spongebob fic, Quarantine Bottom, up soon. Until then, enjoy reading this.