Outside the ice cream parlor the next day; Duncan H was looking at the shop with the others by his side.
He glared at the building and entered it and sat down at a table.
A waiter appeared at his table.
"Welcome, can I take your order?" said the waiter.
"One large cup of caramel macchiato, and the 32 flavor challenge." said Duncan H.
The waiter shook his head.
"Sir, while I have to abide by the rules of restaurants, I'd recommend ordering something else." said the waiter, "Or just stick with the coffee."
But then the others entered the restaurant.
"I believe he ordered a 32 flavor challenge as well, so give him one." said Eddy.
The waiter sighed and walked off.
Later; a cup of coffee was placed next to Duncan H followed by a huge bowl of the 32 flavor challenge was placed in front of him.
The waiter then pulled out a timer and set it down on the table before walking off.
Duncan H took a bite out of a scoop of strawberry ice cream before taking a small sip of his coffee before he began eating the ice cream again and did the same thing.
The waiter turned back around and saw what was going on and became shocked.
"No, no." said the waiter.
He approached the table, but was stopped by Roger.
"Let him finish." said Roger.
The waiter whistled and lots of employees appeared and approached the heroes.
Meek chuckled and clenched his fists.
"Finally, a fight I won't have to armor up for." said Meek, "Keep them away from Duncan."
Everyone nodded.
"Okay, been itching for a fight." said Randy.
He put on his mask and the ninja outfit appeared on him before he began fighting a waiter.
Ed was being punched senselessly by a waiter as they walked by a table that had Samurai Jack and Ashi eating birthday cake ice cream together.
But the dumb Ed grabbed the table the ice cream was on and smacked the waiter with it, shocking the samurai and human/demon hybrid.
Jack snapped his fingers.
"Check please." said Jack.
Roger was fighting a worker and pushed him to a table full of toppings.
The worker grabbed a handful of peanuts before shoving them into Roger's mouth.
The meerkat became shocked and puffed up.
Wendy kicked the worker away and grabbed an Epipen before injecting it into Roger who then stopped swelling up.
Aku was also nearby at a table eating some ice cream.
"Mmm, chocolate vanilla swirl." said Aku.
But then Mordecai punched a worker really hard, sending him crashing into Aku's table and destroying the shape shifting demons ice cream, shocking him and making him mad.
"How dare you destroy the ice cream I ordered from you. You should be glad that the ending to Samurai Jack was changed with the new video game." said Aku.
"You die in the new ending as well Dad." said Ashi.
"Yeah, but even I wouldn't have been that cruel to my greatest enemy." said Aku.
The heroes kept on fighting the waiters as the timer was ticking down from one minute and Duncan H was almost done with the challenge.
The head waiter ran to the table, but was held down by Meek.
He then pushed the meerkat off of him just before the timer went off.
"Sorry sir, but your time is-"the waiter said before standing up and became shocked, "Up?"
He saw that Duncan H had finished up the ice cream and was panting from exhaustion.
"No, no, we were only trying to keep you safe." said the head waiter.
Duncan H became confused.
"Huh?" said Duncan H.
He then disappeared, shocking everyone.
"Okay, what the fuck just happened?" said Meek.
In some type of cave of sorts with lots of golden head wear that said 32 Flavor Champ; Duncan H appeared in the cave and looked around.
"Where am I, am I in another Indiana Jones film?" Duncan H said before putting his hands together, "Please don't let there be aliens in this one, please don't let there be aliens in this one."
Interview Gag
"What, the last Indiana Jones film had aliens in it. Why were there aliens in that film, aliens don't belong in a film about an archaeologist." said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
He looked around some more and saw a creepy old man in armor before screaming in shock.
"You have done well to complete the 32 flavor challenge. But now's the time for the final test." said the old man.
Duncan H groaned in annoyance.
"Oh, come on." said Duncan H.
"Choose your prize wisely, if you fail, you'll be met with an unfortunate fate." said the old man.
He motioned to a skeleton that was wearing a golden crown with gems that said 32 Flavor Champ.
"The one person who did the challenge, but didn't return." said Duncan H.
"Will you hurry up already? I've got a bunch of doctors appointments today." said the old man.
Duncan H groaned.
"Fine." said Duncan H.
He started walking around the entire cave looking at every crown in annoyance.
"Fuck, there's no way I'll be able to pick through these things, they're all crowns. Better think, what did Roger say about the hat I needed to get from here?" said Duncan H.
He did some thinking.
"Wasn't a crown, couldn't have been fancy since everything here is fancy." said Duncan H.
He snapped his fingers.
"He said it was a soda drinking hat." said Duncan H.
He looked through the crowns and saw a blue soda drinking hat that said 32 Flavor Champ.
"That's got to be it." said Duncan H.
He grabbed the hat and looked at it before putting it on his head.
The old man smiled.
"You have chosen wisely." said the old man.
Duncan H then disappeared.
The old man walked over to a cabinet and opened it up to reveal hundreds of other soda drinking hats similar to the one Duncan H took before grabbing one of them and placed it back where the other one was at.
Back in the parlor; the staff told the others about why they tried to stop Duncan H.
"Oh you stupid mother fuckers." said Amity, "Why would you have a challenge end in a cave with lots of cursed crowns in it just to find a soda drinking hat?"
"We didn't think anyone would be that desperate." said a waiter.
"Well you could have put a disclaimer in the commercial advertising the challenge and hat. You know, warning; anyone who actually succeeds in the 32 flavor challenge will be transported into a location very similar to the scene from the third Indiana Jones film with the many grail's on a table where you'll have to choose one thing among hundreds of cursed hats or crowns." said Wendy.
"Yeah, also, does an alien run that cave the hat's in? If so, there shouldn't be due to the fact that aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones film." said Luz.
"Actually it's my grandfather who runs the cave." revealed the waiter.
Then Duncan H reappeared and everyone noticed it in shock.
The teen walked over to Roger and took off the soda drinking hat before placing it on the meerkat's head.
The meerkat felt the hat and saw the straws and put it to his mouth.
He smiled.
"I like this thing." said Roger, "Now I can mix two different soda's into one when drinking."
The group walked out of the parlor.
"Aw crap." said the head waiter.
The other waiters looked at him.
"What?" said another waiter.
"Now we owe that teen and his friends free ice cream for a whole year every time they come here." said the head waiter.