Three sentence fic pairing/prompt: modern E/C, "why is there a piano on my cake?"
"Because I wanted to make something special for you!"
"I appreciate that, love, but…Fisher Price?" Erik asked, wrinkling what was left of his nose as he plunked out a few notes on the brightly-colored plastic monstrosity topping his birthday cake.
He promptly choked on the slice she cut for him as Christine continued, "…and for the baby."