Italics indicate thinking.

Bold is for attacks.

Kage's POV

Wendy and I were tag teaming against the Blendy cousins.

"Leave Sherry to me." I told her "You take the young girl."

"Alright." Wendy said "I'm ready."

"Then let's go." I said fixing my tie.

The two of us walked out of the tunnel and met our opponents at midfield. Well Wendy fell on her face before we got to midfield. Sherria fell on her face too.

This should be interesting.

"Let's all have fun ladies." I said.

*DING!*

"Arms X Vernier! Sky Dragon Talon!"

Wendy whipped up a storm and knocked the two pink haired girls into the air.

"I got them."

"Shadow Knuckle!"

I sent a barrage of fists at the two but the managed to avoid it.

"Sky God's…"

God Slayer Magic?!

"Bellow!"

A dark black wind came towards the two of us.

"Shadow Blockade!" I pulled up a very large wall and the blast was stopped.

"Rock Doll!"

I pushed Wendy back "Snake Shadow!"

The shadow bit down on the golem and tackled it to the ground.

"A shadow won't stop my doll." Sherry said making the monster stand up.

"Hydra Shadow!" The snake shadow grew eight more heads.

"Rip it apart rock doll!" Sherry commanded.

The monster grabbed my shadow and tore a head clean off.

"Remove on and two more grow from the stump." I said as two more snakes appeared "You can't beat this shadow."

"Tear my doll down and I'll just make a new one."

Wendy wasn't having any luck trying to beat Sherria. When your opponent can heal injuries, you're in a rough spot.

We can't win…We'll just have to last for the Thirty minutes.

Kanji's POV

"Put me down I can walk on my own." Lauren whined when we got to infirmary.

The old lady treated her injuries and it wasn't long before the old man showed up.

"How'd they do?" I asked.

"Tie." He said "It was…impressive."

"How about we all get up to speed." Laxus suggested.

We walked around by a fountain in the middle of town. We told Lauren the truth and she seemed to believe it.

"This is a picture of mom." I said "you've got a resemblance in the face."

The woman in the picture had a face like Lauren's but her hair was short and blond not long and black.

"Yeah that's mom alright." She said "Dad had a picture of her back at the guild. I guess you two were telling the truth."

"So I take it you'll be staying here with us?" Laxus asked.

"Well I certainly can't go back to Raven Tail…I hope the others are alright." She feowned.

"What do you care about them?" I asked.

"They were still my friends!" she yelled "Look I get it you're trying to be all brotherly. Don't think I'm gonna start acting like your cute little sister and do everything you to tell me."

"What's Lumen Histoire?" Laxus asked cutting into the conversation.

"I don't know Dad never told me." Lauren said "I all know was that it was what he wanted."

"That brat…" Gramps mumbled.

"He said it was the guild's darkness or something."

"It is not darkness." Mavis appeared.

"Master Mavis."

"Who are you talking too?" Lauren asked.

"She has no guild mark therefore the girl cannot sense my presence." Mavis waved her hand and a black mark appeared on Lauren's hip replacing the Raven Tail mark with Fairy Tail's.

"Where'd she come from?!" my sister gasped.

"This is First Master Mavis." I said "She founded the guild."

"Lumen Histoire is not darkness; it is our guild's light."

"First…" Gramps coughed a bit.

"I understand that this is something only the guild masters may be aware of. Do you children understand?" Mavis said.

"If you don't want us digging around, we won't" Laxus shrugged.

"The less weird the better." I told her.

"What were we talking about?" Lauren joked.

"Lauren so do you know where your father got that information from." She asked.

"I wasn't privy to information like that. I was…just the weapon…"

"He probably got it from Precht…" Mavis said.

"Hades." I nodded "You knew him."

"I never knew he'd fall to darkness. My foolish decision led to the information leak." Mavis frowned.

"It's not your fault." Gramps told her.

"It's all my fault…Sob…sob…I'm not crying!" she whined.

"Go over and comfort her!" Gramps yelled.

"Hell no!" we yelled back "You do it!"

Eventually Mavis stopped crying her eyes out. We were going to head back to the bar for a bit.

"Hello." Erza said taking my hand "We're going to the water park do you wanna come."

"Sounds like a blast."

"Who are you?" Lauren asked walking up.

"Lauren this is my fiancée Erza. Erza this is my sister Lauren."

"Nice to meet you." Erza said.

"Fiancée…" Lauren said looking Erza over "I think you could do better."

"Excuse me!" Erza yelled.

"Isn't there a model in your guild…what's her name…Mirajane, why don't you date her she much more in your league big bro?" Lauren nodded.

I could feel Erza crushing my hand in her grip "Mira…Huh? Is that so…"

"Sweetie you're hurting me." I gulped.

"Let's go!"

Erza dragged my back to the inn to change into a bathing suit and then we hit up the waterpark.

LATER

The place was nice. For once Erza was wearing the yellow Bikini I had brought her for her birthday one year.

"Place is pretty impressive." I nodded.

Lucy and Michelle joined us as we took a quick tour of the park. We were lounging on some chairs when we were rudely interrupted by Blue Pegasus.

"You ladies look especially beautiful today."

"How are you so fashionable?"

"Can I be your pet?"

"You're positively glowing big sister."

"What a beautiful Perfume!"

"You're annoying." I mumbled.

"I'm so embarrassed." Michelle said "I've never been complimented like this."

"Get used to it." Lucy said "We beautiful ones are always the victim of unwanted attention."

"Will you leave?" Erza yelled.

"You!" she pointed at Hibiki "What was that performance at the MPF. Pathetic!"

"You!" She yelled at Ren "You have Sherry."

"You" this time was Eve "Don't come here with wounds like that."

"And you!" she yelled at Sho "When did you become such a playboy?!"

"Seven years is a long time." He shrugged "I got lonely."

"Let's go." Erza said grabbing my arm.

"Scold me to!" Ichiya yelled.

I flicked my wrist and blew the man away "Whoops I slipped."

We went around the Waterpark and found Master Mavis swimming by Laxus, Gramps and Lauren. My little sister was being showered with gifts and praise by the men of the guild.

"Oh boys you're too kind." She said as the fanned her and brought her drinks "Jet would you get me another soda."

"Of course!" he said running off.

She was wearing an orange bikini that left very little to the imagination. I'm pretty sure I saw Bisca yelling at Alzack for staring.

"I think I'm gonna like it here." Lauren smiled.

"What are you idiots doing?" I asked.

"Welcoming our newest member." Max said.

"You're all pathetic." Erza said "Isn't she your sister shouldn't you be blowing all these guys away."

"Oh yeah…let me rephrase my question…WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!"

The rumble of thunder sent the men scattering.

"What was that for?" Lauren asked lowering her sunglasses.

"It should be obvious." I mumbled.

Lauren smirked.

"Hey Red buzz off. Go put on some clothes" Lauren said "Big Bro doesn't need to see you chubby gut."

"What?!" Erza said touching her stomach "I'm not fat…am I?"

"No, you look wonderful." I reassured.

"You could afford to lose a few pounds Tubby." Lauren mumbled.

"WAHHH!" Erza yelled running off "Mira! Help!"

"What the hell!" I yelled "What's your problem?"

"What you wanna act all brotherly and scare away my suitors then I'll act all sisterly and scare yours away." She smirked.

"Will you two cool it." Laxus said "You stop being a brat. And you let the girl live her life."

"Fine." We both mumbled.

"Go find Erza before she has a breakdown." Laxus said.

I found Erza next to Mira and…ugh Jellal…on a chair sobbing.

"You all right?" I asked rubbing her back "Just ignore her she's being a brat."

"I'm not fat am I?"

"No." we all said.

"You the picture of a good figure." Mira reassured.

"You look great." Jellal said and I shot him a look.

"You're not fat…you won't get fat till you get pregnant."

"…I don't wanna get fat!" Erza cried.

There's no helping her.

Ichiya came flying out of nowhere and crashed into Erza.

"Look out." Jellal tackled Erza into the pool and when they surfaced he was coping a feel.

"Oh Hell no!" I yelled.

"Oh my." Mira gasped.

"I'm sorry!" Jellal said freaking out.

"It's fine." Erza said hiding close to my chest.

There was an obvious fire in my eyes as I started Jellal down "Leave now…"

"Yeah I think that's a good idea." Mira giggled.

Jellal got out of the water and sprinted away.

I'm surprised he can run…

Out of nowhere Erza, Mira and I were hit by something and sent flying onto some dumb slide.

"AHH!" Erza yelled.

Both her and Mira were seated in my lap as we flew down this slide. I felt Mira getting really close.

"My top flew off." She whispered.

If Erza sees that I'll be killed. But I can't let people see Mira like that.

"Erza your top is falling apart." Mira warned.

Okay so now I'm riding down this slid with two women, each with no top on, sitting in my lap.

When we got close to the bottom Gray and Lyon froze all the water and Natsu tried to melt it, resulting in the destruction of the whole park. Luckily Erza could just Re-quip into a new top but Mira couldn't get off my lap.

"What are you two doing?" Erza asked.

"Umm I can't move" Mira shrugged "Can you go get me a towel or something?"

Erza ran off to get a towel and Mira pulled herself closer to my body making various things rub against my muscular chest.

"Oh My!" Mira gasped.

"What?" I asked.

"You're Ummm…poking me…"

"I'm so sorry." I said trying to make up and excuse "I swear it's from Erza!"

Good bye cruel world!

"Erza make it two towels!" I yelled out.

AN

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