A/N: Requested as the "Divorce and remarry" plot from S6 that never got touched on in S7. If they're not going to show us what happened, I have to at least write a little!

"Oh, we could do it at my mom's house! She's got this big field and it'd be super cute," Andy said to April enthusiastically, lounging around in the Parks department at her desk. "or we could do it at night and you could wear all black and that really thick makeup that you know I-"

"Gotcha," she nodded from his lap, chuckling. They were discussing their plans to divorce each other only to immediately get married again. The first marriage was awesome, and they were still super happy being married so wouldn't a double ceremony make it twice as cool? That's Andy's thought process at least, and April's too enamored in hearing his ideas to care. "That could be fun."

"Maybe we could have a wedding like Leslie's and Orin could make you a dress-"

"Out of roots and a mourning gown," she offered with a grin, Andy nodding and returning it happily. "That'd be pretty cool, but I don't want Jerry there. That was a mistake last time, by the way."

"So is it the field idea?" Andy asked with a hopeful glint in his eyes, pulling her closer with his arm wrapped around her waist.

"Maybe," she pursed her lips and trailed a finger down from his chin to his chest. "You do like when I wear all that makeup. Besides, we can pretend to haunt your mom's house after."

"You are super-"

"What are you two doing?" Leslie interrupted, the two of them so caught up in the other to notice that she had been standing there for a solid ten seconds.

Leslie even had to put up with the conversation just before. She didn't really know if she could take too many times where they jumped each other at work, torn between smiling and sighing because okay, that's public indecency, but when she spoke April turned her head and leered at her. Andy looked blankly, his hand still moving carefully along April's waist.

"Oh, nothing, just talking about divorcing my awesome wife," Andy explained happily, staring into April's eyes for a moment - nodding when she did because he had no idea what else to do when she bit her lip like that - before turning to Leslie once again. "Why, what's up?"

"Um, wow. You guys are... wait, what's happening?" Leslie spoke quickly. She took a defensive position, squinting in confusing and then sadness. She alternated between the two as she mumbled something about crazy and love and divorce.

"We are getting divorced, Leslie," April repeated, snuggling closer to Andy.

"Then we're getting married again! Like, right away," Andy chuckled.

"Yep, that's the plan," she nudged his chin with her nose and Andy turned his face to meet her in a quick, giggly kiss. "What's hard to understand about that?"

Leslie's face regained its normal color as she sighed. "Oh, you guys are just getting your vows renewed," she said with a small laugh. "You had me going there for a second."

"Wait you can do that?" Andy craned his neck away from April who only pouted at the separation.

"Yeah, but you said we were going to get divorced," she complained.

"That's true, I did promise that," Andy nodded thoughtfully. "Our vows were pretty freaking cool anyways."

"I'm not even sure I remember mine," April shrugged.

Leslie was standing stock still, taking in the whole conversation. Whether she wanted to understand what was going on, or simply didn't get this at all, it was all a little difficult to wrap her head around. Either way, she tried to sort out her thoughts and attempted to interrupt them. Meanwhile, Andy made a soft noise of disappointment before April's eyes widened and she snaked her hands around his neck. She leaned her face closer to him and chuckled softly.

"I'm joking," she whispered. "I still mean it, too."

"Yeah?"

"People are totally stupid, but you're pretty great," she flattened one side of his collar and shifted her legs in his lap for a more comfortable position. "I know some people that could totally get us married Wiccan."

"Woah, I don't think I wanna be married to a basket babe," Andy said with a laugh while April simply stared at him, unfazed, and tapped the side of his neck with one impatient finger.

"I think we should totally do your idea, though," she said excitedly, ignoring his comment because eventually he'd understand it. "Won't it be awesome, Leslie? We're going to get remarried in a field at night by a witch."

For a moment Leslie stood there and stared. Shrugging, she asked in a defeated voice, "When's the big day?"