Alright, so...
I'm experimenting with a few things, so here, to keep you satisfied, is a short little one shot of C&H Central. Enjoy while you wait for upcoming projects.
Jackson had been in the backyard all day, swinging a wood staff around.
The users were watching him with strange looks in their eyes.
"What is he doing?" Nicholas asked.
"From the looks of it, swinging wood around." Nemo said.
Patrick flopped on the couch.
"Who's gonna ask him what it is?" he asked.
"Not me." Berry said. "The last time I asked him about Jimmy Eat World, he basically recited their Wikipedia page to me."
Mabel stared at shock.
"Who is this guy?" he asked.
"The weirdest user here." Will said.
Eventually, Jackson stopped what he was doing and came back inside for a snack.
When he walked in, he was met by seven pairs of eyes.
"What were you doing?" Wildcat asked.
Jackson shrugged.
"Sword training." he replied.
"Doesn't look like a sword to me." Nemo said.
"That's because it's not a sword. It's a bashido. My dad got it for me when he went to Japan, and I've had it ever since."
"What do you do with it?" Patrick asked, gaining some interest.
"It's one of my many protection tools. Whenever I get into a scuffle, I just break this bad boy out, and then...boom. Hospitalized.
The users all looked at each other in worry.
Except for Patrick, who liked danger.
"Well, COUNT ME IN!" he shouted, running up to his room.
He returned with a bo staff.
"Wait, how long have you had that?" Will asked.
"I've been taking karate lessons." Patrick said. "In this case, I challenge you to a duel!"
"Are you sure?" Jackson asked. "I mean, I could hurt you, really badly."
"Ah, bring it." Patrick said.
The other users exchanged worried glances.
"In this corner...Jackson." Nicholas said, deadpan, into a megaphone.
"Gonna need some enthusiasm, Nick." Jackson said.
Nicholas rolled his eyes and turned to Patrick.
"And in this corner, Patrick."
"YEAH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Patrick yelled, swinging his bo staff in a figure 8.
Jackson's eyes widened.
"This is gonna be bad." he muttered.
"Alright, fight." Nicholas said.
Jackson and Patrick both let out battle cries and ran towards each other, weapons flailing.
What happened next is a little too graphic to describe.
I can say Jackson and Patrick were indeed hospitalized due to their injuries.
Jackson suffered a broken leg and a dislocated shoulder, while Patrick suffered a concussion and both of his arms broken.
They were laying in hospital beds next to each other.
"So...never do this again?" Jackson asked.
Patrick nodded, knowing the obvious answer.
And all was well with the wiki again.