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MARCUS POV:

They're at it again.

"But it's not against the law to cheat on your mate! They've done nothing wrong!" argued Aro hotly.

Caius scoffed and waved his hand dismissively, "I don't care. I haven't killed anyone in a week and I'm desperate to kill something."

"Go kill a rabbit."

"They're no fun."

I sighed. See what I have to live with? Everyday…. Until the end of eternity…

Aro smirked, "Then let's settle this as I saw siblings do the other day in the market."

"Oh, yeah? And what would that be?"

After Aro explain the rules Caius nodded and joined in.

"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8, why don't we negotiate?!"

With that said, started the ultimate vampire speed and strength thumb war.

They attacked each other's thumbs standing up and pushing each other into walls…. Oh, look at that. There is an Aro shape whole in the wall now… Sulpicia will not be happy when she sees that…

"ARGH!" Caius yelped as he was pushed down the stairs, into a wall, through a window and fell three meters through the floor!

"Thank you, Jane!" Aro cheered, holding down Caius's thumb for no more than two seconds.

Caius, getting over his momentary shock pulled his thumb out from under Aro's. "So that's how you want to play, huh? Take this!"

Aro suddenly stopped and looked around. "What the douche?"

I signed in annoyance. I would not be explaining to Aro the difference between 'deuce' and 'douche' again.

Caius pinned his thumb down for three seconds and gave a warrior cry. "Take that, Aro! WOOT!"

"GUARDS!" Caius called, "Bring the bitch in here and kill the adulteress."

The guards dragged the woman in and burned her after ripping her apart… then they left.

Aro looked between his thumb, Caius and the pile of ashes. "What the douche?"

Aro grabbed Caius's hand and slowly his memories returned. He scowled at Caius and pouted, "Uncalled for."

I internally chuckled… wait for it…. NOW!

"ARO!" yelled Sulpicia, walking through the Aro shape whole in the wall, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WALL?!"

Aro's mouth was bobbing up and down resembling that of a fish, "My dear, please be reasonable-"

"I HIRED THE BEST ARCHITECTURE IN THE WORLD TO BUILD THAT WALL AND HE WASN'T CHEAP! IT WAS SO WELL DONE!"

"Didn't look that good before either," mumbled Aro.

AH HA, he's dead.

Sulpicia's eyes progressed from fury and became murderous. "Really? Let's see what your Barbie Dolls look like after I burn them," she hisses, stalking towards Aro.

Aro's eyes went wide, "You wouldn't."

"I would. Caius. Marcus-" I nodded "-Pin him down."

We did just that.

"No! I've been collecting them since 1959! Noooooooo!"

Sulpicia ran off towards their chamber as Caius and I held down a screaming Aro. He had tears of venom in his eyes.

The scent of burning plastic hit my nose… internally, I smiled sadistically.

Sulpicia returned dusting off her hands, "Release him," She ordered.

No sooner than we did, Aro ran for his chambers, howling once he got there.

….

"Sooooo…. Aro collects Barbies?" Caius smirked.

"Well-" Sulpicia began, "-he used to."

They both started laughing.