A/N: Another one of these drabbles because I'm a bad person. There are tons of requests backed up, but I do want people to know that these things exist because I really like some of these. I'm sorry they're short, but I hope you understand. They were literally just drabbles, but I do really want to get to some of the requests in there.

Here's a Leslie and Andy focused one because, hey, remember how awesome that relationship is? Yeah, me too.


"Hey, Leslie?" Andy's voice crackled on the other end of the call.

Slightly exasperated, Leslie sighed before answering, "Yes, Andy?"

When Andy said he would call her for parenting advice every once and a while, and Ben, she never expected it to be every day. Ben got calls throughout the day, so at least in that she was lucky. Still, sometimes it was ridiculous how much he called for the smallest things.

Leslie, Jack's got a cough. What do I do?

Leslie, Jack just crapped in his diaper. That's good, right?

Leslie, is it totally uncool to give your kid a voodoo doll for his first birthday? I think it's supposed to be Ann.

"Hey, Leslie," he started this one with, "um, so… question: is it normal for a baby to sleep like five hours and then be up for, like, four and down for four? April's about to lose her mind."

"Andy, you didn't read the books I sent you did you?" Leslie glanced over at her phone - 3:47 A.M. -and groaned.

"They didn't have any pictures so I didn't read 'em," and she could hear the inaudible shrug and his goofy, blank face. "I gave them to April but she said she didn't need a book to raise a kid."

"Yes, it's normal Andy. Please go feed your son, then put him to bed, and please… just let me sleep," Leslie begged.

"Oh, I already got him down. He's awesome by the way," Andy said quietly and then she heard a sniff. A loud, loud one that just made her smile despite the exhausted annoyance. "Um… w-whatever, yeah I'll, uh, later Leslie. Oh, and thanks!"

He hung up without another word, and Leslie tried not to think about Andy getting teared up talking about his son or she might just lose it with him. They'd do that together later, just like they did a few days after his birth.