Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Star Wars.

A/N: I think you'll need to be slightly obsessed with Star wars to understand this chapter.

MARCUS POV:

"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the rebellion," Aro said, dressed in a Darth Vader suit.

Heidi, Demetri, Jane, Alec and Felix were playing the theme song on a variety of classical instruments in the background.

Caius was dress as Luke…

"You bet I could. I'm not such a bad pilot myself," Caius proclaimed.

I sighed. This is ridiculous.

"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

"I have a very bad feeling about this."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"I didn't hear you give any ideas."

"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."

"Come on. Why don't you take a look around? You know what's about to happen, what they're up against. They could use a good pilot like you. You're turning your back on them."

I could imagine myself bagging my head against a table.

"Brothers…" I started.

"What?!" Caius snapped, "Can't you see we're role playing?!"

"Yes, I can see that. But it doesn't usually count as role playing when you're just saying random lines…" I sighed at my brother's stupidity.

Honestly, how could you not feel sorry for me?

Aro sighed, "Aside the point, brother dearest. Now, Luke, how about we settle this battle?"

Caius nodded.

They then pulled out these sticks that suddenly had laser beams sticking out of them. They attempted to do tricks that I think were supposed to be cool, but they just kept dropping them or hitting themselves only to cause them to wail in pain from the electric shock.

They swung the light sabers around and with each swing they made a sound effect that could only be described as a house fly buzzing past you. It's rather annoying.

They charged at each other and started a one-on-one fight to the 'death'.

"wwwwOOWWwww...WOOOOwwwwwwwOOOWwwww."

"BJJJJJJJZZZZHKKHKJZJJJJJJJZZZZZZZvvvwwommmmm," Caius seemed more committed to his self-made sound effects than Aro.

"Go baby!" cheered Athenodora, playing the role of the supportive housewife.

"Come on! Kick his ass!" screamed Sulpicia, suddenly incredibly competitive.

They continued charging at each other, neither of them getting anywhere.

"Caius! Be safe!" Athenodora begged. Caius scoffed at that.

"This is taking too long!" screamed a frustrated Sulpicia to my complete agreement, "Let's speed things up! Whoever wins gets to spend an entire day with the wife of his choice! Or both…" she said cheekily.

The brothers both stopped and looked between the wives and then each other. They growled and charged again.

After another five minutes I was getting aggravated.

"Jane," I called.

She stopped playing her instrument and looked at me, "Yes, sir?"

"Get me one of those things."

She got a mischievous look on her face and threw me a light saber.

I caught it easily and approached my moronic brothers.

"Brothers," I warned. They ignored me.

I shrugged. This'll make it easier.

I flipped Caius onto his behind with the light sabres and smashed him across the head with it. I then struck a shocked Aro across the head and he went flying backwards. He fell to the floor next to a groaning and moaning Caius.

"Traitor..." he managed to get out.

I shrugged. I was not a traitor. I was simply the older brother and you do not irritate the oldest.

"WOOT!" I heard the wives cheer.

They each then proceeded to wrap an arm around me throwing insults and jeers at their husbands such as "Marcus is a real man," Or "Marcus could kick your ass any day," and a very disturbing one "I wonder what he's like in bed…"

The girls then led me from the room, and I let a small and barely noticeable smile creep on my face.

I don't even try, and I always get the girls that aren't even mine…