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Bold is for attacks

Kanji's POV

We had all gathered at the guild, today was the day.

"We have to settle the matter of which team is stronger." Gramps said.

"We have three S-Class wizards on our side we win." I said "Get the maid costume Erza!"

"Not so fast." Gramps said "We'll settle this one on one, with a true warrior's game…"

"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"

"The rules are simple, each team sends out a champion to play, the losers have to do the winners bidding for a day. One round only select your fighter."

"Me." I said pushing passed.

"I refuse to be his servant." Erza said stepping up to play me.

"Ready?"

"Let's go." Erza smiled.

"1,2,3 Shoot!"

In the most intense RPS game of my life my hand slammed down, cutting the air itself as I threw rock. My wife on the other hand filled the air with the sounds of shifting armor before playing scissors.

"YEAH!" I cheered.

"Uhh…." Erza just stared at her hand.

"You lose babe!"

"B-Team Wins!"

"Erza…lost…" Her team was dumbfounded.

Everyone picked out their intended prize.

"Dibs on Erza!" I yelled.

"No fair!" Mira said "I'm gonna get stuck with Elfman, give me Erza!"

"My Wife my prize!" I said.

"You sound like a savage trying to kidnap the girl!"

"You can have Kage!"

"He's not here, he chickened out and went on a job." Mira said "And we have too few people anyway because Mystogan isn't here."

"Umm you two." Erza mumbled "Everyone else already got snatched up."

"What how!" I yelled.

"Laxus doubled down on Natsu and Elfman."

I looked over, Juvia had finally gotten to spend time with Gray, Gajeel picked up Lucy and Cana wanted Wendy for some strange reason.

"I guess we'll have to share." I pouted.

"Yay!" Mira smiled "Here put this on!"

Mira threw and outfit at Erza, a cute…sexy…maid outfit.

"Well done Mira." I said patting her head "Great minds think alike."

"Yes we do." She nodded.

"All I have to do is wear this." Erza said having changed "Piece of cake."

I gave Erza a thumbs up "Yeah that's it!"

"It suits you Erza." Mira said "But you should be more conscious of how you speak…show some shame."

"Ohh yeah shame!" I smiled "Call my master."

"That's never gonna happen." She said.

"Okay how about this?" Mira asked walking up to Erza.

Mira grabbed Erza and flipped her around, dropping her to the floor and tying her hands up.

"Uhh…" I just stared.

"This is the position where the maid has to be punished." Mira smiled "Now say 'forgive me Master'."

"No!"

"Are you sure about that peasant?!" Mira said spanking my wife.

I'm not sure if I should jump in and stop her…or join her…

I looked up and the ceiling.

"I can die happy." I smiled.

"I'm gonna kill you!" Erza yelled.

I gave her a bright smile, blood gushing out my nose "Hang in there."

"You son of a bitch!"

I sat there, a bloody puddle on the floor.

"I've never had such a good time with you Erza." I mumbled.

"You didn't do anything!"

"Did I say you could talk?" Mira said stepping on Erza's head.

I don't know what happened but Gajeel pawned Lucy of on Mira.

"It seems that Lucy will be joining us."

"Someone help me!" she telled.

Less time on Erza…I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that Lucy is here.

The hours passed, and I spectated Erza glorious (?) punishment. I knew I was gonna get it tonight but for now I'd enjoy my winnings.

Eventually the clock struck twelve and then everything changed.

"Shoes on the other foot now Mira, how does this feel?!"

Now Erza was spanking Mira.

I can't tell if this is better or worse.

"Is he still alive?" someone said poking my squirming corpse.

"I don't know, look at all the blood around him, and his nose is like a fountain."

"You've seen better days big brother." Lauren commented "I never knew you were such a pervert, I can't believe I admired you."

I felt someone pick me up and throw me over their shoulder.

"We're going home." Erza snapped.

"Yes…dear." I said leaving a trail of red behind.

At Home.

"I have nothing to say to you." Erza said dropping me on the couch "I expected better of you."

"Uhh…sorry?" I shrugged "I let my own pleasure get the better of me, but I didn't know you like that."

Erza bopped me on the head "Knock it off pervert."

I looked into Erza's eyes and smiled "I'm sorry."

"It was no big deal." She said "You guys won and that was the reward. If I had won, I would have made you wear something similar."

"Good thing I won." I smirked "Cause that maid outfit was much more attractive on you than me."

"I wasn't gonna make you wear that outfit! But you thought so?" Erza said leaning in close.

I reached out a kissed her.

"I love you Erza."

"I love you too Kanji." She said.

Erza grabbed my hand and started to walk to bed.

"You know…" I said putting my hands on her waist "for someone who was celibate until about six weeks ago you've become quite the sexual deviant."

"I don't know what you're thinking." Erza said throwing clothes at me "I may have forgiven you but you're still sleeping on the couch pervert."

Erza slammed the door in my face.

"Huh…Erza? Are you serious?" I said "It's not fair, I won…you can't tease me like this. It's inhumane to leave a man like this!"

"Good night sweetheart!" Erza yelled through the door."

"Night…" I mumbled walking to the couch.

The Next Morning

"Hmmm?" I mumbled opening my eyes to the morning sun.

I was on the couch but there was a weight on my chest. I looked down and saw Erza was sleeping on my chest.

"Morning." She smiled.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

Erza snuggled closer "The bed was cold and lonely, so I came and joined you."

I pulled Erza close "It's a little cramped but I don't mind sharing."

"What'ch you doing?" Scruff said hopping onto the couch with us.

"Keeping warm." I said.

"I've got fur for that." He said.

None of us said much, we all just laid on the couch together enjoying the sunrise through the window…

My little family and me.

AN

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