*DIO laughing maniacally
"I, DIO have become the ultimate lover! Simply having stand has already doubled my capabilities in thanks to the extra limps at my disposal, something any stand user can make use of. But with the power of THE WORLD I can make love at rate impossible by any man, stand user, or vampire! Now behold wench, this is the power of THE WORLD!
*ZA WARUDO*
"I'll admit you're the tightest woman I have ever been with, that pathetic Joestar would have nutted minutes before now but in the world of stopped time nothing can surpass me! WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*furious pounding*
"One stroke has passed. Two strokes have passed. *maniacal laughter* foolish woman you have no idea what is even happening. three strokes have passed. four strokes have pass.
*DIO's cock starts to tingle*
*dramatic gasp* "damn this woman! is she truly to make DIO nut in the stopped time? five more seconds to go, I shall use this time to cool down. *prideful laughter* I'll admit that was a valiant effort but you forgot about THE WORLD!
*The world starts finger banging furiously*
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
"Time will now resume"
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! wh... what just happened? I wasn't nearly close to cumming but then an explosion of sensation took over me? This doesn't make any damn sense!
*Roudabout starts playing*