"I have decided what we should do with Mr. Mxyzptlk." Said RedHood123. "He should have a change of behaviour, and act nice from now on, but still be a comedian."
"Say no more." Deadpool said. "Hey, DiamondPickle994, you know what to do."
I sure do.
"What was that?" Asked Mr. Mxyzptlk. "Having a change of behaviour? Me? Never!"
You sure about that?
The Author began typing.
"H-hey! What are you typing!" Demanded Mr. Mxyzptlk. "S-stop that this instant!"
No.
"Ha-ha." Laughed The Mask. "That's tellin' him, chap."
"Hey! Hey!" Mr Mxyzptlk exclaimed, glaring.
Suddenly, Mr. Mxyzptlk' expression changed into a friendly look.
"Hey, who heard the joke about the man with the 20 inch penis?" He asked.
"What did you type?" Asked RedHood123.
Here what I typed: "Mr. Mxyzptlk decided that he has had enough of being a villain, and decided to become a nice comedian."
"Oh." Said RedHood123.
"Here's the joke." Said the reformed Mr Mxyzptlk. "A man with a 20 inch penis was sad because no girl loved him. He asked a doctor what he cou,d do about it, and the doctor directed him to a witch in the woods. So, the man visits the witch, who points him to a woman. All he has to do is ask her to have sex with him, and every time she says no, his penis will shrink by 5 inches. So, he goes to the woman and asks 'will you have sex with me?' The woman looked at him with disgust. 'No.' She said. The man felt his penis shrink by 5 inches. His penis was now 15 inches. He asked her if she would have sex with him again, and she said no. So, the man's penis shrunk by another 5 inches. One more time, and it would only be 5 inches, which was fine to him. He asked her one more time, and the woman said 'how many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!'"
The group didn't understand the joke at first, then understood it, and laughed. Even Skippy Squirrel.
"What is sex, Aunt Slappy?" He asked.
"You'll know when you're older, Skippy." Slappy replied.
"Here's another joke about a flat-chested woman." Mr. Mxyzptlk said. "A woman, who was flat chested, dreamed of having big boobs. She went to a wizard, who gave her a potion, and said for the next 24 hours, every time someone apologised to her, her breasts would grow one size. So, she walked down the streets, bumping into everyone she walked past. For every apology she got, her breasts grew bigger and bigger until they were Triple D sized. Finally, she bumped into a Chinese man, who said: A thousand apologies."
The entire group laughed.
"Could I meet that woman?" Asked Deadpool.
"Last joke." Mr. Mxyzptlk said. "My good friend Billy, had a ten foot willy, and he showed it to the woman next door. She thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake, now it's only five feet four."
The whole area erupted with laughter from the characters.
"That's a fate worse than death!" The Mask said.
Well, there you go, RedHood123, plus, here's a suggestion for a sketch for one of your stories: Hugo and Rita try the romantic karate from Parappa The Rapper 2. Also, your story, The Great Arms Tournament, inspired me to buy Min-Min on my Smash Ultimate. And she's quite decent. Anyways, see you next time.
