Satan's Paradiso

by ItsBiggerOntheInsideHP

Note: This is A. a screenplay, and B. more of an original work, but hey, if The Divine Comedy is considered 'Bible fanfiction,' why not? Anne Bennett is sent to Hell for the murder of an infant and finds a farm run by a a certain Lord Satan and Baal, who are simply trying their best to deal with the situation God has left them with.

7. Scene 7: Languages

(Int. Anne's cabin, night. Both her and Mistress Cherry are dressed in simple nightgowns, and are preparing for bed.)

Anne: How can Lord Satan speak so many languages?

Mistress Cherry: (Who is sitting on her bed, looking shook.) Huh?

Anne: I asked how Lord Satan can speak so many other languages, He was speaking to an African man today, remember? And then someone ran by and said something to him in a different one.

Mistress Cherry: I don't know, he and Baal both appear to speak every language there is, I've even seen them chatting with the pigs.

(Anne nods in understanding. There is a long pause, during which Anne steps outside, returning with her damp, newly washed clothes from the past few days. She starts arranging them on a laundry rack.)

Anne: Are you alright? You're acting really oddly.

Mistress Cherry: Yes dear, I'm fine.

Anne: (Climbing into bed.) Very well, goodnight then.

(She blows out the candle.)