Satan's Paradiso

by ItsBiggerOntheInsideHP

Note: This is A. a screenplay, and B. more of an original work, but hey, if The Divine Comedy is considered 'Bible fanfiction,' why not? Anne Bennett is sent to Hell for the murder of an infant and finds a farm run by a a certain Lord Satan and Baal, who are simply trying their best to deal with the situation God has left them with.

15. Scene 15: Final Goodbye

(Ext. Orchard, night. Satan and Anne walk along a path together.)

Satan: It should be mentioned that these types of interactions are normally Baal's job.

Anne: Well, perhaps he felt you needed some time outdoors. Oh, there she is.

(Wahkoowah enters the frame, and Satan starts speaking to her in Sahaptin.)

Satan: (Translation: Anne, here would like to say something to you, I am acting as a translator.)

Wahkoowah: (Oh, okay, what does she want to say?)

Satan: She asked what you would like to say to her.

Anne: What is her name?

Satan: No one told you that? It's Wahkoowah.

Anne: In that case… Hello, Wahkoowah, I just wanted to say that I'm being reincarnated tomorrow, so I unfortunately won't be seeing you any more.

(Satan translates, and Wahkoowah begins to frantically chatter.)

Satan: To quote, she said, 'You can't, I'd miss you.'

Anne: I'll miss you too then.

(She grabs Anne's hand, and speaks.)

Satan: She is asking if you'd like to play hide and seek.

(Anne nods, and they both run off.)