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"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Demon Speech"

'Demon Thoughts/Telepathy'

Radio/TV/Singing/Writing

"Headset/Flashback"

-Scene Shift-

Chapter 7: Game On Pt. 2

Naruto, Darcy, and Minnie arrived at the next level with their original clothing on. They stood at the base of an active volcano with two cave tunnels before them with the level's title appeared above them reading 'Boiling Mad'. Naruto looked around to see any monsters, but there were no signs of any at the present time.

"I guess we should go into the caves, then." He said as he looked inside them both and saw no sign of danger. "So which one do we take?"

"I'll go in this one." Darcy said, walking past them towards the tunnel on the right. "You two can take the other one."

"Sister tis wrongful thinking." Minnie said as she walked towards Darcy. "As a group, our odds are better suited—"

"I don't care!" Darcy shouted, causing Minnie to stop and flinch at her tone. Naruto was shocked and confused at Darcy's sudden change of attitude. "Just both of you, leave me alone." Not giving them a moment to speak, she ran into the tunnel.

Minnie was about to run after her, but stopped and dawned a sad look. "Naruto, I beg thee," she said as she turned to him and pointed at the cave. "Please pursue my sister and keep her well. I am capable of proceeding by myself, so thy has no need to worry."

Naruto merely looked at her. "Capable or not, I still would worry about you." He then looked at the cave Darcy took. "As do I worry about Darcy" Naruto then made some familiar hand signs "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu", another clone of Naruto appeared beside him, shocking Minnie. "Usually I would make more than one, but since these caves are dark, I will be able to use the Darkness in there. Now follow Darcy and keep her safe." The clone nodded and rushed inside the cave as the original looked at Minnie and gave her a smile. "I promise she will be safe, it's me protecting her. Plus if anything happens to you two, your mom will destroy me."

"Actually, mother has and would do worse." Minnie revealed, making Naruto go pale. She then took one last look at the cave Darcy went in before looking at the other one. "Shall we proceed?" Minnie asked, Naruto nodded as they walked into the cave. 'Be well, sister,' she thought as her Darcy's wellbeing was on her mind, until she saw her again.

-Over with Darcy-

Darcy was stomping her feet against the warm ground as she had a heavy frown on her face. Not really sure of where she was going since the cave was completely dark, but she didn't care.

"I don't need them." She said as she thought of her sister and escort she left at the entrance of the cave. "They're probably having a wonderful time without me."

"STOP DARCY!" She heard a voice shout behind her. She turned around but all she could see was a pair of glowing yellow slit eyes. The next thing she heard was a gunshot go off, the sudden rush of air beside her head caused her to fall to the ground. A small flame appeared, lighting up the cave, standing there was Naruto with the fire in one hand and his gun in the other, pointing at Darcy. "I know you're upset," Naruto put the gun in its holster and pointed behind Darcy, "but you should really watch where you're going."

Darcy raised an eyebrow as she turned around and saw she was face to face with a giant red arachnid. "AAAAHHHH!" Darcy screamed as she backed away from the giant insect, until she saw it had a bullet hole in its head. Darcy gave a breath of relief, Naruto came beside her and reached his hand out to help her up. "Thanks for the save." She took his hand before her eyes widened as she realized something. "Why aren't you with my Minnie, did she take the other tunnel by herself!?"

"She's fine." Naruto reassured her. "She's with b-I mean a clone," he lied. "I can duplicate myself. I left a clone with Minnie and came after you, since I was worried about you." He knew he was the clone but he felt he would get better communication from Darcy if she thought he was the real one.

Darcy gave a look of understanding until she frowned again. "Well don't be." The skeletal girl turned away from him and began walking down the tunnel. "I can take care of myself."

"Doesn't stop me from worrying." Naruto appeared in front of her causing her to stop. "But I know this isn't about me though, this is something between you and your sister right?" Darcy turned her head and crossed her arms, that was all the answer he needed. Naruto sighed and stood beside her. "I know that there is something deep between you, but until you're ready to tell me, shall we continue together?" Darcy didn't look at him but nodded. 'Well that's some progress.' He thought as they began walking. 'Hope the boss is having it easier.'

-With Minnie and the real Naruto-

"Suiton: Mizubōsō (Water Style: Rampaging Water)." Naruto shot a stream of water at the large group of flaming rats heading their way and once the water made contact, they turned to ash. Minnie looked to the front and shot a blue tip arrow at the fire rats, bursting into water above them. Naruto, having caught his breath, looked up to see some of the rats crawling on the ceiling. "Suiton: Mizu Senbon (Water Style: Water Senbon)." Naruto made the hand signs and senbons made of water and shot from the puddles they made and hit every one of the rats. Sadly the torch Naruto made was splashed with water when the senbons came out, darkening the cave once more. Feeling the light die, the Darkness within him awakened, making his eyes glow yellow and his pupils slit.

Naruto was about to make another fire, when he heard a hissing sound. "Above thee!" Naruto heard Minnie shout, he looked up to see three giant red arachnids on the ceiling.

They jumped down ready to attack him. Naruto was about to use the Darkness, but before he could, a bunch of dark blue tendrils pierced into them and then threw them away. Naruto looked to see that they were sprouting out of Minnie's back, her eyes were completely green with black slit pupils.

"Are thou alright?"

"Umm, yeah." Naruto said as he stood up, unable to take his eyes off of Minnie. "I didn't know you were a demon."

"Thy assumption tis not completely wrong." Minnie said as she held up her hand. "Mine mother's blood tis human," a black and green tendril came out her sleeve and coiled around her hand, "but mine uncle Nergal's blood also runs in my veins. Thy saw him with us when we came here, the one who tried to stop Lord Him's attack."

Naruto did recall that moment, Negal Jr. if he recalls. "But I thought the Grim Reaper was your father?" He asked, very curious about all of this.

"The father that raised us, correct," Minnie said. "But he cannot conceive a child, so mine mother had to be impregnated by another. Darcy was aborted before birth, tis why she looks like father. I was fully born for their attempt for a child like mother."

LiES

Naruto heard the Darkness speak inside his mind, confused as to what it meant by 'lies'. Was Minnie lying or did her parents and Junior lie? As curious as he was, he felt this was a subject he didn't want to touch, so he thought of something else to say. "Well the reason I asked," Naruto sprouted Darkness tendrils and serpents from his back, "cause your powers are similar to mine. You see, when I met Aku-sensei he made me a Hanyo and put the… the…" Naruto stopped speaking when he saw Minnie walking towards him with her eyes half open. "Minnie what is-?" She didn't respond, but her tendrils began moving towards him. Naruto was about to back away, but he lost control of his body and his tendrils began moving towards Minnie. 'What the hell is going on?'

'NErGalS aNd THEir DecNDEanTs ARe OUR cReaTIon.' Spoke the Darkness in his mind, his tendrils and Minnie's began coiling around each other pulling them closer together. 'tHEy BELoNG TO uS, THeY bELonG To YOU!'

'Whether you made them or not,' Naruto tried to regain control, 'they are living beings and aren't your toys to play with. And neither is Minnie, so knock it off!'

Not even listening to him, the Darkness pulled them closer, until Minnie's hands were on his chest. Minnie started learning up to his face as she was still in her trance-like state. "M-Minnie this isn't you, come on!" It was obvious she couldn't hear him, then again what would be so bad about kissing her? She was cute- 'No get that out of your head! This isn't how it should be! She should want to kiss me and when we are alone or—' His thoughts took up the rest of the distance as Minnie's lips pressed into his. His eyes widened for a bit, but for some reason he felt himself getting into it; well at least not for long. Suddenly Minnie's lips glowed slightly whited and both their tendrils went back into their bodies. Naruto felt control over his body return and moved back. 'What just happened?' Naruto didn't get a response from the Darkness. 'Hello? Kurumi-chan, what's going on?'

'I don't know, Naruto-kun.' Kurumi's voice rang in his head. 'I was trying to give you control over your body, then you… kissed her.' Naruto could feel her red eyes glaring at him from inside his mind. 'And after that glow, I don't feel anything from the Darkness. I mean I can still sense that bitch Lilith far away, but the part of it inside you, it's like it's gone dormant for some reason.'

"N…Naruto.." Minnie said coming out of her trance, rubbing the back of her head. "Naruto, I feel light headed, what has…" Minnie then gained a large blush as the memories of her kissing Naruto came back, unaware she was being controlled.

"Minnie are you alright?" Naruto said he was worried the Darkness did something to her.

"No, no, thou hast no need to worry, I am fine." Minnie said defensively, turning away to hide her blushing face as she picked up her bow and resumed walking through the tunnel. "Shall we continue on our quest?"

Naruto was very confused by her behavior, then it dawned on him that she might remember what happened. He blushed and looked down as he began to walk after her.

-Back at Aku's castle-

Lilith stood on top of the castle leaning on one of the horn-like structures. Her eyes snapped open as she felt something wrong with the part of her inside her blond host. She then reviewed the memories it had before it shut down. Seeing it through, her eyes narrowed into a glare. "Well I'll be..." she smirked as she soon vanished in a shroud of shadows, "things just got a whole lot more interesting."

-With Darcy and Naruto-

Darcy and the clone Naruto had walked pretty far. They had encountered more spiders and fire breathing salamanders, though all Darcy had remained quiet. The clone felt his chakra beginning to go low, making him hope that she would talk soon before he goes poof.

"Say, Naruto," Darcy finally spoke up. "Do you have any siblings?" Naruto shook his head 'no'. "You're lucky. Ever since Minnie was born, she has always had the spotlight on her. She had always been such a show off, everyone loves her, she takes all the attention. When she performed her stupid ballet, everyone went to see her. But when I performed, no one came. It was always Minnie this, Minnie that. What I really hate is how even she even took uncle Nergal from me, and now you like her too." The last part she mumbled so he couldn't hear her. She stopped in her tracks and gripped her boney fist and scythe. "He's my godfather, he should spend time with me, I should—"

"I think you're lucky." Naruto finally spoke up, causing Darcy to stop and look at him, she could see he had a serious expression on his face. "When I was born, my village was attacked by a demon, the Kyuubi no Kitsune or Kurumi is what she goes by. Both my parents died that night, I had no one, no parents, no siblings." Darcy looked at him with a sympathetic expression as he kept talking. "For years the villagers hated me, treated me like a monster, and I didn't even know why until some time ago. Our village leader sealed Kurumi inside me and everyone thought I was her in human form, that's why they hated me, and for the longest time I was alone. I would have given anything for a brother or a sister. Show off, attention hog, I wouldn't care, I just wanted someone who cared about me that much. Before I followed you in here, Minnie's first concern was you, to follow after you, to make sure you were safe. She loves you Darcy, she doesn't know how all this attention she is getting is affecting you. All she knows is that you hate her for no reason."

Darcy then looked down with a truly sad expression. "I-I know I'm wrong for being jealous," she tried to get out. "I know I'm being angry for no reason, but… but…" She then felt Naruto's hand on her shoulder and looked up at his smiling face.

"Don't worry, just tell her how you feel. It doesn't have to be now, but someday. But what I want you to do now is to treasure the time you have with her. Don't push her away, cause if you push your family and loved one's away, who do you really have? Minnie is your one and only sister, and she will always be here for you, as will I. And if you like then next time you perform, save me a seat, ok?"

Darcy looked at him for a while then smiled brightly and hugged him. "I sure will. Thanks Naruto you're the best!" He hugged her back. 'But you and uncle Nergal are still the one thing I will compete with my sister for.' She thought more determined than ever to show up her sister at something.

"Your welcome, Darcy-chan." Naruto said as he let go of her. She grabbed his hand as they kept walking. "And hey, just be glad Minnie isn't like Sasuke."

"Who's Sasuke?"

"Someone your dad is going to be seeing real soon if he continues to tick me off."

-With Minnie and the real Naruto-

The two blondes were still walking in this awkward silence. They believed they took care of all the monsters, so there was nothing for them to do but press forward. But if the monsters didn't get them, the killing silence will.

"Naruto," Minnie's voice came in a sad tone. "Does… Does thou think mine sister hates me?"

"Of course not." Naruto reassured her. "I know she seemed a little angry, but she's your sister, she couldn't hate you."

"Tis not the first time I have angered her." Minnie said as she rubbed her arm. "Darcy has been angry with I for some time. Ms. Helga implies she is jealous of mine talents, but there be times when I wonder tis that all it is. Tis mine only wish is to be closer to her and spend precious time with her, but tis seems mine is not hers."

Naruto moved close to her and placed his hand on her shoulder. "I may not know why Darcy is mad, but if it is jealousy, just tell her she has nothing to be jealous of. You are both equally talented young girls, you both are equally important to each other. Look at what you both have achieved today. I have never seen better teamwork, not even with my own team." 'That's putting it mildly' he thought. "And if the problem is something else, just talk to her, find out the problem, solve it, and spend as much time as you need with each other. I'll help anyway I can if you like me to."

"Thy help would be appreciated." Minnie placed her hand on his hand, she leaned back and relaxed against his chest with her heart racing as she heard his. "I thank thee Naruto, you and Darcy are truly the most precious people in my life." 'And I won't let any take either of thee away from me,' a deep, darker part of Minnie thought.

"You both are precious to me too." Naruto said, unaware of her inner thoughts. He then helped her off of him and grabbed her hand as they kept walking.

-At the center of the volcano-

The end of the tunnel's center of the volcano, an area just before the pool of lava, coming out of the tunnels was both groups. Minnie and Darcy hadn't noticed they had exited at the same time yet, but the two Naruto's did.

The clone gestures the original to come over quickly. Naruto let go of Minnie's hand and went over as did the clone with Darcy as both met in the middle and the clone dispelled in front of him. When Naruto got the memories of the clone, he saw it was to keep Darcy from learning that the Naruto that was with her wasn't the real one.

Finally taking notice of each other, Darcy and Minnie slowly and nervously walk towards each other. Darcy rubbing the back of her head and Minnie rubbing her arm. "I'm sorry for what I said and for getting mad." Darcy finally got out, she nervously looks at her sister and gives a small smile, Minnie does the same before the two give each other a hug.

Naruto smiled at the sight, but the smile faded when he saw the lava begin to rise up. He taps both of the girls on the shoulder to get their attention and points at the lake of lava. As the molten rock fell down, it revealed some kind of giant reptilian like creature with a body composed entirely of magma and rock armor. Its body was human shaped with two arms and legs, it had green eyes and a third one on its forehead, two horns and tusk on both sides of its face. It's entire body was covered in armor like molten rock, except for its center body, tail, and its head was less armored than the rest.

'Well that's interesting.' Naruto thought as the monster threw its head back and roared, creating a wave of heat in the area as a name appeared before it, 'Iblis'. "Alright girls," Naruto unsheathed both his swords. "After this one, can I count on my favorite sister duo to pull off my plan?"

Darcy raised her scythe up. "You can count on us!"

"We would never disappoint thee, Naruto." Minnie said as she raised her bow.

Naruto smiled, glad to have such good friends to work with, better than his own team when they started out. Hell, despite Sakura's turn around, he wishes these two were working with him to begin with.

Naruto dawned a serious look on his face and got into a stance. "Alright, I'm gonna find some openings and weaknesses in this thing. Minnie, I want you to use those arrows to freeze or cool down its body. Darcy, you will provide support and protection, until I can find a good point of attack for you. Ready!?"

"Let's do it!" Yelled the two sisters.

Naruto flew into the air at the raging beast, who swung at Naruto only for him to slip through its fingers. The Uzumaki stabbed his sword in its hand and dragged it up its arm, creating a large gash in its armor all the way up to the shoulder. Iblis' attention was completely on Naruto as it turned to follow him. Minnie took this chance to fire two blue arrows and two green. The blue one's burst into water and hit its magma body, the green turned into a whirlwind, rapidly cooling it down, until it was completely solid rock. Naruto noticed something was wrong, Ibris was dawning a look as if it was smirking.

Everyone's eyes widened when they saw the now turned rock part of its body, kept hardening and turned into armor like the rest of its body. The monster swung its arm back towards Minnie and Darcy, throwing giant balls of magma and rock at them. Darcy sliced through the magma and rocks, protecting Minnie.

The creature was about to swing again as Naruto extended the length of Yami and coated it in chakra. With a powerful swing, he sliced off the volcanic beast's right arm as well as one of the horns on its back. He didn't let up, using his telekinesis to lift some of the rocks the monster threw and hurled them at its head, it blocked some of them with its remaining arm, but one slip passed and impacted the eye on its head. It roared in pain as it held that spot.

'I think we found a weakness.' Naruto thought, frowning when the magma rose up and rebuilt Iblis' arm.

It turned his way and breathed a stream of fire in his direction. Naruto flew upward with the flames right behind him. The shinobi flew all the way to the mouth of the volcano, before flying back down. The creature did a quick turn and its fire breath hit Naruto dead on. Darcy and Minnie grew worried as their blond friend was engulfed in the flames. Suddenly a ball of fire came out of the enemy's flames and erupted into a black and orange scaled dragon. It landed next to the two sisters, who were quickly startled.

Before either could attack the new 'arrival', they heard Naruto's voice coming from it. "It's me, I can shapeshift like Aku can." This put the girls at ease. "The third eye is its weak spot." Naruto lowered his body down to the ground. "Time for the performance of a lifetime, Darcy."

Darcy smirked and nodded as she jumped onto Naruto's back, who flapped his wings and took off. As the monster had swung more rocks and magma their way, Naruto shot energy blasts at the long ranged ones while Darcy cut the one that came close. The Uzumaki shot another blast at the creature's face and just as he expected, it blocked it with its hand and lost sight of them, giving Naruto the opportunity to fly above its head.

Darcy jumped down with her scythe raised. When she landed on the beast's head, she plunged the blade deep into its eye and slashed it open.

"Yes! I did IIIIIIITTTTTTTT!" She screamed as she was thrown into the air by the thrashing monster as it roared in agony in the loss of its eye.

Naruto flew under Darcy as she came down, letting her land safely on his back. He watched the monster fall back into the lava and sink to the bottom. 'Guess it's over.' Naruto thought as he was about to fly over to where Minnie was, until flames erupted from the lava and came together in a swirling ball. "This can't be good." Naruto muttered out, backing away from the flames. The flames then dove back down into the magma and in a few moments bursting out of it was the same creature, but it's body resembled a serpent now with horn all around its head. "Damnit!" Naruto quickly got out of the way before the molten snake took a bite out of them. He flew all the way to where Minnie was and let Darcy down. 'Explains why no one has ever won this game. This thing can come back to life after being defeated.'

'It seems this isn't its true form.' Kurumi said. 'It uses the lava and rocks to form a vessel to attack with. When it's destroyed, the flame core comes to the surface before making another vessel.'

'So how do I keep it from reforming?' Naruto asked, changing back to his human form.

'It's time for your first sealing test, Naruto-kun.' Kurumi said, causing Naruto to raise an eyebrow. 'I know we have not had any time to train in sealing, but now we have no choice. The first time has to be the charm, there will be no third.'

Naruto was a little hesitant, but she was right, time to learn by doing. The monster splashed a wave lava their way, Naruto step forward and made some hand signs "Fūton: Fūryūdan no Jutsu (Wind Style: Wind Dragon Bullet Technique)" he said as he blew forth a great amount of wind, that changed into the shape of a gigantic wind dragon. It slammed into the wall of lava, instantly cooling it down as well as the area around it. Naruto made even more hand signs "Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." Creating five hundred clones, they all flew into the air and began blasting the serpent before it sank back into the lava.

Naruto moved back next to Darcy and Minnie. "I have a plan, but I need time. Let me know when my clones start dispelling." The two nodded as Naruto got into a lotus position, closed his eyes, and went into his mindscape.

-Mindscape-

Once Naruto had opened his eyes, he found himself standing in an open field stretching as far as the eye could see. In the center was a large Japanese style house next to an equally tall cherry blossom tree, standing under it was Kurumi.

"We have five minutes." She snapped her fingers and over hundreds of scrolls materialized beside her. "So five days until you get to at least level one mastery in Fuin. That is less time than I would like, but it's good for now. Make a few hundred clones and I will instruct them."

Naruto nodded and made the clones, who all grabbed a scroll and began practicing writing as Kurumi began telling them about the basic sealing formulas. It didn't take long for them to be able to use basic storage seals. He then spent the next two days learning how to draw them on the human body for quick access, increasing his speed so he would be fast enough to use them, and the type of sealing he would need for his fight on the outside. Now they were on their third day and Naruto's clones were learning higher level one seals while Kurumi and Naruto were inside having some tea.

"I'm very impressed, Naruto. You were able to get to level one in two days and you're still progressing."

"Thanks, Kurumi-chan." Naruto said as he took a sip of his tea. "By the way, what level would I have to be to help Gaia."

"I'd say about three." Kurumi said. Naruto was disappointed, but would let it get him down. Kurumi then got an idea that got her tails moving and a smirk on her face. She got up and sat beside him, pushing her mound into his arm, causing him to blush. "Naruto, I think it's time we work on your education."

-Slight Lime Start-

"W-what mean by—WOAH!" Naruto shouted as he found himself pushed onto the floor with Kurumi on top of him.

"I know you, Naruto." She moved her hair from her face. "You learn best by seeing and doing, so relax and let your instincts guide you." Kurumi leaned down and pressed her lips against his, making him widen his eyes. It was pretty obvious what she was trying to teach him, prompting Naruto to close his eyes and kiss her back. Kurumi then pressed her tongue against his lips, he allowed it and let their tongues meet and dance in each other's mouths. The shinobi wrapped his arms around her waist as he sat up with her on his lap, not breaking the kiss. After a minute they had to break for air, Kurumi licked her lips, savoring the taste.

"You really are a fast learner, now try these." Kurumi pulled down the top of her kimono, freeing her bare breast.

Naruto gulped as he reached out and held both of them in his hand. 'Their so soft.' He began to rub them, moving his hands all around them. He was so distracted by the mountains of flesh in front of him, he didn't notice Kurumi panting as she let out a soft moan. Naruto saw her nipples were stiff and hard. He moved them around with his fingers, feeling how hard they were. 'Well here goes everything.' Following his baser instincts, Naruto leaned in and got a mouth full of her right breast. She let out louder moans as he sucked on it and used his tongue to rub against her nipple.

"Y-yes, Naruto, like that." Kurumi panted out, enjoying every suckle, every lick the boy she loved proved, feeling her desire in her loins. She spread the lower part of her kimono, grabbed Naruto's hand and brought it down to her dripping lips. Following her lead Naruto inserted two of his fingers into her. She slowly thrusted his fingers in and out, showing him what to do. He quickly got it and began to do it on his own.

"Faster." Naruto moved his fingers at a faster pace and pushed them deeper inside. Kurumi moaned louder as she began to feel a hot sensation swelling up inside her, ready to burst.

"N-Naruto, I'm gonna—" She was cut off with a deep kiss from Naruto, it was rougher and experienced than before. The dam had burst and Kurumi had reached her climax, her loud moan was muffled by the kiss as her body twitched and her juices flooded down Naruto's hand and onto the floor. As Naruto released her from the kiss, she had a look of bliss on her face, but her body was craving more of her new blond lover.

"I can't wait any longer." She climbed onto Naruto's lap and unzipped his pants letting out his erect member. If Kurumi wasn't drooling, she certainly was now.

She raised up and aligned herself with Naruto ready to slam down on it, until they heard a ringing sound which only meant one thing.

"Minnie and Darcy are calling me." Naruto said reluctantly, but mostly fearfully as he felt the killer intent Kurumi was pouring out.

Kurumi's eye began to twitch. "Normally I would say screw those two little brats. I'm horny as fuck. So let them just get eaten and fuck my brains out, but you wouldn't let that happen to them."

-Lime End-

"S-sorry." Naruto said as he slid out from under her, placed his member back into his pants and zipped them back up. "Believe me, I would rather continue this too." Kurumi wasn't hearing it as she crossed her arms and turned away from him. Naruto wrapped his arms around her and nuzzled against her cheek. "But would I be me if I didn't help my friends when I needed them? I promise I will make it up to you and besides..." Naruto moved his lips closer to her ear. "A minute out there is a year here. I promise once my missions are done, you will have me for years to come… my sexy vixen."

Kurumi instantly perked up hearing him say that in such a seductive tone. She was still pouting, but her tails were being more honest as she moved back and forth. "Hurry up and finish your missions already, and you better keep your promise."

"Don't I always." Naruto appeared in front of her and gave her a kiss, Kurumi smiled as she had a dazed look on her face. Naruto dispelled all his clones outside and shook his head as their memories showed that they had been watching through the window the whole time.

"W-wait!" Kurumi shouted out to him, but it was too late with him vanishing from his mindscape, Kurumi balled up her fist as a red aura began to flare around her. "At least… leave me… ONE DAMN CLONE TO GET ME OFF!"

Outside all the windows could be seen cracking and breaking and in the shadow of the cherry blossom tree, a pair of yellow eyes watched the scene, a slight laughter could be heard and vanished with the eyes.

-Outside-

Naruto opened his eyes and raised an eyebrow, seeing clones still blasting the lava pool and the girls standing there watching, nothing was different than it was before. "What happened?" Naruto said, getting their attention as he stood up. "Everything looks fine, so why'd you call me?"

"Thou is mistaken." Minnie said with a confused look. "Neither of us has called thee, the creature has not surfaced again since thy sat down."

"She's right." Darcy said as she shrugged "Nothing happened so we didn't bother you, it's only been a few minutes anyways."

Naruto was really confused right now. 'If they didn't call me, then who did?' Naruto wondered, but he would have to find out later as he saw his clones being dispelled by tornados of lava. Naruto got ready to take out the creature the moment it surfaced.

A large bubble of lava floated out of the pool and fell, revealing Iblis' new form. It wasn't as big as before, but was twice the size of a human. It's armor was similar to what a knight would use with spike shoulder plates and wrist gauntlets. It's body was more stable than before and more human shaped. It had claws made of rock on its molten hands, its face like a more human like as well, but still bore the tusk, horns, and spikes at the back of its head. It had no mouth or nose, but its three eyes glared as each of them were locked on to the three of them. The creature flew at them with incredible speed.

"Look out!" Naruto shouted as he pushed the two sisters out of the way and caught a punch from the monster, instantly regretting it as he hissed from the sizzling pain that flowed from his burning hand. The shinobi pushed it back and the humanoid monster went to punch him again, but this time Naruto blocked with a tendril from his cloak. It didn't break through, but he could still see smoke from where it was burning it.

"Distance thyself, Naruto!" Minnie shouted as she ready an arrow. Naruto jumped back the moment she fired it, the monster was able to catch it before it pierced its eye, but Minnie was still smiling. "This over." The tip of the arrow began to glow red before exploding right in the magma knight's face.

Darcy gave a cheer seeing the creature bite the dust, but Naruto still had his eyes narrowed and his sword ready. All sounds of cheers vanished when the smoke cleared and the creature was still standing. The rocks had covered it's face and eyes like a helmet, protecting it from the blast. Minnie was about to shoot another arrow, but the creature flew at her and swung it's arm. Naruto was able to tackle the creature in time, but its hand had connected with Minnie's bow and burnt it in half.

Naruto looked back at Minnie to see her fall to the ground. "I got her." Darcy said as she ran over to her sister. "You finish that lava freak."

Naruto nodded before he dodged a punch from the monster. He slashed at its head, but it sacrificed its hand to keep it protected and it wouldn't miss it for long as it quickly regenerated. Naruto jumped back and made some hand signs "Suiton: Mizubōsō (Water Style: Rampaging Water)." Naruto shot out a stream of water as the volcanic being shot a flamethrower-like stream from its hands and when the attacks collided, it made a huge cloud of steam.

Iblis stopped and dodged the oncoming water. Naruto stopped his own attack and flew after it. The creature then formed a glob of lava in its hand and swung it at its opponent, who dodged, but saw the power it had when it landed and made a melting crater. The armored monster began throwing a barrage of lava balls at him, who dodged and slashed away at them, but some of the lava was getting on him and burning him.

Although he was healing at a fast rate, it was starting to bother him for some reason. He was getting annoyed and angered by this, he didn't know why, but even though he couldn't feel the darkness at the moment; feeling heavy dark emotions swelling within him.

'I've had enough.' Naruto thought, not noticing his eyes turning yellow and his hands being shrouded in Darkness. "Hadan (Rupture)." Naruto swung his sword releasing a wave of black chakra. When it touched the lava, it sucked the life and heat from it, turning it into cold lifeless rocks as they split in half and fell to the ground. The same happened to the monster, it didn't regenerate or had any move, the only sign of life on it was its three eyes that looked as if they were in pure agony. Before it's body began to fall, Naruto appeared and grabbed its head with his shadowy hands as his fingers were going through its rock armor with ease.

"Time to extinguish this fire." Naruto's eyes glowed and he shot his laser eyes right into its third eye. He throws the remains of its body up and blasts it into pieces, releasing its true fire form. Naruto materialized one of the scrolls he made, opened it up and poured his chakra into it before the flames were drawn in and sealed inside.

"He did it!" Darcy cheered as she held her sister up.

As Naruto landed, Minnie became a little worried about him, his eyes were still yellow and his hands still held the shadows around them, almost like dark flames from hell. She vainly remembers Naruto mentioning something about him having similar powers as her, but the rest was a blur; except for the memory of them kissing.

"Are you alright, Minnie?" Naruto asked, seeing her face go red.

"T-tis nothing." She stuttered as she stood up straight. She then looked down and frowned at the remains of her bow before taking off her quiver and saw she had at least five more arrows left. "Tis seems these are of no use now." She threw it down next to the broken bow.

"Don't worry Minnie, I'll make you something else."

But before he could create something for Minnie, the three of them were transported to the next area. They looked around and saw the land was grey and lifeless with the 'sky' being pitch black. Naruto turned around to see they were in some type of large cave with many tunnels. The landscape was cracked, spikes and pillars rising out of the ground, large chains came out of holes in the ground and vanished after a certain length, the place was filled with darkness; except for a slight light at the end. Soon after, words appeared before them in a sickly green neon color which read 'Final Level: Crota's End'.

Naruto's eyes wandered around, there was nothing but darkness. Naruto felt himself become stronger the longer he stood there, the darkness in him was growing more powerful; it was almost overwhelming. Naruto narrowed his eyes as he turned around, pointed his finger at the ceiling and fired black beam. When it hit something, it fell to the ground.

It was some kind of creature with white armor that appeared to be encrusted into its body. It had no visible eyes and, in some places, it's skin has rotted away to expose its skeleton. It's body was cut in half thanks to Naruto's attack, turning into black smoke soon after.

"There's more." Naruto revealed to the sisters.

The ground began to rumble and out of the tunnels more and more of those creatures began to pour out, like a bunch of wolf hunting in a pack. Naruto went to attack, but stopped when he saw a purple blast coming towards them.

"Look out!" Naruto grabbed the two and pulled them behind a pillar before they hit.

Some of the creatures came around the boulder and went to slash at them. Darcy blocked them with her scythe, giving Minnie the chance to do a roundhouse kick into their heads. A loud crack could be heard as they hit the wall. Darcy went to slash another one coming towards them, but when she stepped out another purple blast came, dodged and rolled to another pillar, the creature followed, but was blasted by Naruto.

"We can't do anything with those purple things coming at us!" Darcy shouted, she moved out of the way of another and slashed its head off.

Naruto was about to go out, but then his vision began to shift, he could see something through the darkness. He saw what it was shooting at them, in fact there were three of them hiding in the sides of the tunnels. They were similar to those creatures, but they stood up straight and both their armor and bodies were different. They wore helmets that seem to have optical qualities, they lack the long fingers and sharp claws, allowing them to hold the gun like weapons in their hands.

"Got you." Naruto whispered, pressed his hand into the shadow of the pillar and shot three blasts into it; while there were three explosions inside the tunnels. When the charred bodies of the creatures flew out, he then reached his hands into the shadows and pulled out the three weapons they had.

"Minnie!" Minnie finished kicking away another creature before turning to Naruto, who tossed her two of the weapons. She caught them and in an instant figured out how they worked as she shot one of the creatures in the head.

"Shall we dance?" Said the mini-Mandy as she ran to the side, shooting off the creatures one by one.

She jumped off a pillar and while spinning in midair, she shot a valley of blasts into the horde of monsters. Naruto and Darcy watched as she literally danced around the creatures and took them out, like a ballet of death with the climax coming soon. Minnie bended her body backwards with one leg high in the air and her arms stretched out, began spinning furiously and all that could be seen was a purple wave of energy sweeping the area. When she was done, there was nothing in the area, but the scorch marks on the walls. At it's ed, Minnie stood straight up and took a bow.

'Woah.' Naruto thought.

'Showoff.' Darcy thought with narrowed eyes.

"These weapons work perfectly." Minnie said as both Naruto and Darcy came out from behind the pillars.

"What are you doing with that Naruto?" Darcy asked as she pointed at his hand.

Naruto looked at the hand that held the gun as the darkness had shrouded it, surrounded it, consumed it, and transformed it into something else. It now had a darker shade of black with red and bronze vein like metal on it like his guns, a spike came out of the top like a blade, and the purple light that was on the inside turned a darker shade as well.

"Well that's interesting." Naruto said as he examined his new weapon, the sound of the creatures coming closer brought back his attention. He smiled as they came into view. 'Time for a test run.' He thought as he twirled his new gun in his hand. "Let's go girls, to the light at the end of the tunnel!"

Darcy gave a cheer, while Minnie smiled and readied herself. With that the trio charged at the horde of monsters.

Minnie fired a barrage of bolts at the crawling creatures. One lunged at her, she ducks backwards and the creature is met with the backend of Darcy's scythe. Minnie shot two of them rushing towards Naruto who had finished testing out the blade of the gun by stabbing it through one of the creature's heads and shooting another.

"This is the best game ever!" Darcy shouted as she extended the blade of her scythe and sliced a large number of them in half.

The skeletal girl saw more of those shooting creatures and charged at them, but stopped when four larger creatures came forward. They wore red and white armor, two of them held a larger gun than the smaller creatures did, the other two charged forward with large cleaver-like swords with small holes in them.

'I get hit by one of those, I'm done.' Darcy thought, jumping out of the way of a swing that would have split her in half. She then dodged a blast from another one of the shooters and backed up against a pillar as one of the giants took this chance to try and impale her. The daughter of Grim jumped and landed on the sword as it impaled the pillar. She grinned as she sliced off the creature's arm. "Looks like you've been…" she finished by slashing its remaining arm and head off, "'disarmed'."

"Really? You're proud of that one?" Naruto asked, smiling as he shot one of the creatures with Darcy sticking her tongue out at him as she followed behind him.

The two red giants shot at him with their smaller shooters, as the last one with the sword rushed toward them. Naruto blocked the shots with his cloak and countered the giant's sword with the blade on the gun, pushing it into the ground. Darcy ran up the blade and cut the creature in half from its shoulders. Before she could advance, the remaining red monsters created a wall of darkness, keeping her back.

This caught Naruto's interest. 'Seems like these things got a little control over their own darkness.' Naruto thought as he grabbed the deceased giant's sword. 'But it is not stronger than mine.' He dragged the sword all the way to the wall and gave his skeletal companion a warning. "Stand back Darcy-chan." Once she was away, Naruto threw the alien gun into the air and put both hands on the sword's handle, darkness from his hand swallowed up the blade and with a powerful swing, he not only tore through the wall, but the blade absorbed the darkness that made it.

The creatures actually looked shocked and terrified, but it wouldn't last long as Naruto raised the blade above his head. His yellow eyes glowing bright, but you could see the endless darkness within them. "Yami Baipāsutoraiku (Darkness Viper Strike)." Naruto swung down the sword and the darkness leapt from the sword, taking the form of a large serpent; attacking all of the creatures, devouring them and swallowing them into the darkness. When it was done, it turned back around and went back onto the sword.

When the shroud of darkness lifted the cleaver, it transformed into something small enough for Naruto to hold. The handle had a pitch black eye with a yellow slit pupil in the center, the blade was red, the spikes at the top were slightly longer, and there were black serpents on it that looked as if they were moving and eating something.

"Woah!" Was all Darcy said. "Do you think he could make another one of those? We could give it to mom as…" She stopped talking when she saw how her sister was, her face a little flushed. "Are you ok?"

"I-I'm fine," Minnie got out. "thy need not worry." Truth be told, Minnie wasn't fine; feeling something rather strong inside her, telling her to go towards Naruto. 'What are these feelings, tis strong urge?' She thought. 'I've felt it before. Yes, tis was the moment before… I kissed Naruto.' Her face went redder at the thought, but these feelings were urging her to do it again, no more. 'Thy need to find the cause of this Minnie or thy might end up doing something thy might regret with thy friend, but…' She then looked up at Naruto, who was testing the feel of his new sword. 'Would it be such a bad thing?'

"Everyone ready?" Naruto asked.

Minnie came out of her thoughts and nodded with Darcy following suit. Naruto noticed Minnie's condition and didn't want to prolong this game more than they had to.

The three ran all the way to the end of the tunnel. Once making it out, they found themselves in a courtyard connected to a bridge and at the end of the bridge was a large castle-like structure with a glowing green symbol on it. The sky was pitch black, and high in the sky, was a moon, but it was shattered into pieces orbiting around a black and green core.

Naruto stared at the sky and felt something growing inside of him. The darkness was getting stronger here, making him stronger, and he was great.

Darcy looked over at Naruto and saw his eyes glowing brightly. The darkness around his hands was growing and his body looked as if it was pulsing. She looked back at Minnie and saw she was panting more.

"What's happening to you two!?" She shouted, getting their attention. "Whatever it is, it's getting worse the longer we are at this level. Let's just find the boss, kill it, and get you two out of here."

The two almost reluctantly nodded as they all pressed forward. They stopped when they saw thousands, if not more of those creatures, but there were more types than before; some with multiple arms, somewhere flying while holding a staff and looked female.

Simply put it, this was a massive army.

Naruto was about to do something, until Darcy held out her scythe in front of him. "No, Naruto, you need to go and take out the boss, we can hold things here."

"What!?" Naruto shouted at her, but not loud enough for the creatures to hear him. "You're crazy if you think I'm gonna leave you two here to face that. This may be a game, but you can actually die here. I'm not protecting you because it's my job, I'm protecting you because you two are my friends!"

"And as your friend, I'm trying to protect you!" Darcy shouted back, Naruto flinched at her words and tone. "Whatever is going on with you two it's getting worse the longer we're here. You're the only one strong enough to beat the boss quicker without us slowing you down. I'm not fighting to show off anymore…" She turned to Minnie with a smile. "I'm fighting for my sister…" Minnie couldn't help but smile hearing her say that, Darcy then turned back to Naruto. "And for my cru—friend, I mean friend." She turned away blushing at almost confession.

One of the creatures roared signifying that they noticed them, but it was silenced by a long range shot from Minnie. "Tis alright, Naruto." Smiling, the blonde sister moved to Darcy's side. "Thou are talking to the daughters of the Queen of Hell and Death itself. Tis nothing in Heaven nor Hell that can stop us."

Naruto saw how they looked and he could really see the resemblance to their parents now. 'At least Minnie is nothing like her mother.' Naruto mentally thanked Kami for that.

The army began to charge their way, which Naruto groaned before sighing. "Fine..." He put his sword down and made some hand signs, "but I'm still not leaving you both alone "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."Plumbs of smoke disbursed, revealing a hundred freshly created clones. "Keep them safe, I'll be back with the words 'game over'." With that said, he flew off towards the castle, but not before blasting a few large parts of the army and knocking a few of the staff wielding creatures into the chasm below.

The sisters were ready with all the clones, until Darcy suddenly started to giggle with a blush on her face.

"What humors the sister?" Minnie asked.

"Sort of a bad thought really." Darcy smiled at her sister. "Once this is over, we can have Naruto make hundreds of clones we can divide up for each of us." All of the clones were looking in her direction with blushes. "Sorry, bad joke, I know."

"Why divide when tis easier to share all?" Minnie inquired with a quirked brow "Tis be hard to sneak them in and out of the castle without mother finding out."

There was silence among them and a sea of red faces.

"Haha! Good one Minnie!" Darcy laughed out loud, still blushing as she rubbed the back of her head. "Didn't know you had it in you."

"What was a good one? Had what in me?" Minnie asked with a confused look on her face.

…..

…..

…..

'SHE WAS SERIOUS!?' Both Darcy and the clones thought with maddening blushes on their faces.

There would be a talk about this later, but the army had finally crossed the bridge and their focus was needed elsewhere.

-With Naruto-

One of the cleaver wielding creatures could be seen crashing through the wall. Naruto followed soon after with four black tendrils seen coming out of his back. One was holding his cleaver, another held a normal sword with a handle similar to the cleaver and a glowing black blade, the third one held three daggers with the same transformation as the sword, and the fourth was holding one of the female monsters. Said tendril constricted it tight enough that it exploded into black mist.

'Do I really need all these?' Naruto thought as he looked at the weapons he had collected, sealing all of these weapons away and until he knew what to do with them.

Once done, the shinobi saw he was in some kind of opening in the back of the castle with the broken moon visible in the sky. He was standing on a walkway that led to the ground below and two ways to the other side, where he saw his target. On the other side was a large dark green crystal and inside was a giant figure, watching him with its glowing yellow eyes.

Naruto pointed Yami in the creature's direction.

"I know you can see me!" The Uzumaki shouted at the final level boss. "My friends are waiting for me so get your ugly ass out here, so I can kick all the way to the dark core of the moon!"

Ask and you shall receive.

The creature eventually broke out of the crystal, revealing itself to be a large green skeletal version of the other sword holding creatures. It's body and eyes sparked white with electricity, holding a large sword and shield. It roared as it pointed its sword at Naruto as glowing words appeared above the final boss reading: 'Crota, Son of Oryx'.

"Now that's more like it!" He went to draw Hikari, but for some reason his hand stopped. 'What!?' Naruto thought as he tried to move his hand. It wasn't just his hand, but his whole body wouldn't respond to him, just like- 'Oh no.'

Oh yes!

Naruto heard Lilith's voice rang in his head. He felt his body pulsing like mad, his mind growing dark, he was being consumed by the darkness, mentally and physically as the darkness around his hand spread out and spiraled around his body. As the last bit of his body was covered in shadows, Naruto let out a scream as his mind completely fell into darkness. A pillar of shadows erupted from where Naruto, connected to the already dark sky.

The final boss watched what was happening, trembling at the feel of this immense killer intent; this immense dark, evil presence.

When the pillar fell, Naruto stood there clad in the Darkness armor, but something was different. Multiple serpent heads sprouted from his back and their eyes were completely red as Naruto's hair was longer, wilder, and was darker. In his claw hands was Yami, but along the blade was pitch black eyes with yellow slit pupils. The wielder's yellow eyes glowed with a fierceness like the first time he was armored and when he directed them to the creature, it took a step back.

"My turn for some fun." Lilith's voice emanated from Naruto's present form.

-Insert Dj-L: The Evil Project Final-

Lilith flew from the spot she was in and swung Yami at the skeletal knight, who barely had time to raise its shield in defense. The moment it hit, the entire area turned into a crater as the shockwave exploded out with the shield cracked and shattered.

"TO EASY!" The Darkness entity impaled the sword into the ground and began punching Crota, shattering a bone with every blow, whereas the final level boss tried to fight back by swinging its sword. "Now that's more like it!"

One of the serpents grabbed the offending sword with its jaw, it's teeth piercing through the blade as it yanked it away with ease and gave it to Lilith. The moment the glowing green blade got into her hands, it turned black and sparked with purple electricity.

"Come on, try harder." She sliced off Crota's right arm and knocked the final boss into the far off wall. It wasn't long before the sounds of the lesser enemies were heard in the air. Shortly afterwards, they started to spawn up into the present battleground. "Don't interfere."

Lilith poured more power into her serpents, growing and multiplying them to the point where they resembled the mythological Grecian monster, the Hydra. All of the heads swarmed around the area, devouring the lesser enemies, ripping them apart limb by limb and tearing their bodies apart as they fought over how much they would get to eat. When they were done, Lilith walked towards the injured final boss. As she drew closer, Crota shot multiple blasts from its left hand at her, but each attack didn't even slow her down.

"Such a bore..." She grabbed the boss' remaining arm and ripped it off before looking up and saw the shattered moon, making her grin. "Well Naruto is a man of his word." Without much warning, she dug her claws into the Crota's skull and held up the final boss. "It may not be a kick, but since it's his body, it still counts." The possessed Uzumaki took off into the darkened sky with the broken creature in hand and in a matter of seconds, they were before the destroyed moon. "So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye."

She threw the final boss into the core of the moon and followed up by spear tossing her recently acquired sword. It pierces straight through Crota's chest before dragging the final boss with it, straight through to the heart of the core. Lilith reappeared at the castle, smiling as she watched the core crack and finally erupt into a massive explosion destroying the remaining pieces of it or sending them flying everywhere.

It started out as a giggle, then turned into outright insane dark laughter. Her laugh echoed all over the area as darkness poured from her body and burst through the area, swallowing up the castle and everything inside; eventually reaching where Darcy, Minnie and Naruto's clones were fighting.

The Grim children were fine, but all the creatures were sucked into the darkness whereas the clones disbursed soon after. The sisters covered their ears as nothing but roars of fear and agony came, only to be quickly silenced; leaving only the dark laughter to be heard.

-The Mindscape within the soul-

Naruto groaned as he awoke, eyes opening soon recognized the place he was in; it was the area he first met Lilith, the Mindscape within his soul. 'Either the Darkness had taken over my body completely,' Naruto thought as he got up, 'or Lilith has a sick sense of humor and I was brought here for a reason.' He decided to look round and began walking.

There was this mist covering the area a few feet away from him, seeming to move back as he walked towards it. Naruto walked for what felt like an eternity, and in his mindscape it may as well be, until he came to a lake with black water in it. Looking into the water, he didn't even see his reflection, which his gaze narrowed as a result.

"I'm not swimming in this if that's what you want."

"Aww, but the water's great." Lilith's voice rang out, a little bit away from him, the water rippled one time before Lilith rose up from the water.

Naruto blushed and had a nosebleed as he saw her new look: a black dress that sublimates at the bottom, gloves and a fan-like collar of tendrils at the back of her head and tendrils at the bottom. But what got him heated was the fact that the dress was torn in just about everywhere, barely covering her breast, which looked like they were going to break the rest of it, and the part around her abdomen was gone.

*Picture the Drowned Ophelia outfit from Brutal Legend.*

"By your look, I'm guessing you approve of my new look." She walked on the water, her hips swaying with every step, practically hypnotizing Naruto.

Naruto shook his head trying to keep himself calm. "So I'm guessing you wanted to tell me something." Naruto said trying to sound serious as he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow "Is that why you brought me here and hijacked my body?"

"Oh I just wanted to have a little fun." Lilith whined like a child that wanted its way. She placed her finger on Naruto's chest and dragged it across his body as she passed him. "Why should my fox roommate have all the fun and not me?"

Naruto's eyes then widened. "It was you! You're the one who called me out of mindscape!" Naruto turned around and was surprised when he saw Lilith sitting on a large bed with black sheets and see-through curtains.

"I don't condone having fun with others." Spoke the sexy dark queen. The lower part of her dress split slightly, revealing her flawless legs were crossed and she was wearing black high heels. "You do need the practice and more sexual education." Naruto blushed, but didn't look away. "But didn't I say I would have your first time?"

"Oh come on is that this is about!?" Naruto shouted with a blush. "Can't you wait your turn, I promised Kurumi I would be with her first after my missions are done."

"Oh then why are you about to break that promise?" Lilith asked with a smirk.

Naruto was confused, but after he blinked he found himself on top of the bed and over Lilith, her legs were spread and his crotch was pressed against her black panties. Naruto was about to get up, until Lilith wrapped her legs around his waist and pushed him back down, she held his face so he could look at her seductive smile. "You see, Naruto, that's why you will eventually come to me. The Darkness contains all sins and lust is one of them. If even the spark of lust swells within you when you use the Darkness or with me, you will have given. If I hadn't cleared your mind, you would have been inside me for days now, while I enjoy the ride with you here and your physical body outside." Naruto blinked again and he found himself lying beside her on the bed. "I can have you anytime I want, but if I do that you will end up hating and rejecting me. And as I told you before, I can't have that, so I will try it your way and talk with the foxy in the upper room. We will see if we can come to an understanding, before you go into heat the next time you get aroused using my power."

"Ya know..." Naruto began as he sat up, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "It's always something worse lurking in the darkness each time I use it or deal with you; you're really something."

"Something good or something bad?"

"Bad."

"Then why don't you punish this bad woman?" She tried to seduce with Naruto narrowing his eyes and she did the same with a smirk. "If you think that bad, why don't you kick me out?"

"Maybe it's the darkness in me that's saying this," Naruto showed his foxy grin, "but I kind of like you, you're making things interesting; plus you haven't done any real harm, and I'm sticking with my original plan." Lilith raised an eyebrow. "I'm going to control and embrace the Darkness, while keeping my Light in check, and it seems the best way to get on it's good side is to tame it in bed."

Lilith then broke out in a fit of giggles. "And you say I'm something bad." She laughed out as she wiped a tear from her eye. Naruto just shrugged as he got up from the bed, Lilith then appeared standing in front of him. "Well it's been fun, but it's time for you to go. But I have three warnings for you: first off like your anger, you need to control your lust. I don't have to tell you how bad it was if you went out of control and went on a sexual rampage with someone who wasn't willing like foxy and me. Second is something I should have mention before, don't have sex with human women, cause if you slip up and get one pregnant with a male child, the Darkness will transfer to him and you will die. Well that's was before, not sure what will happen now with less restrictions."

"WHAT!?" Naruto shouted out. "Don't you think I should have told me that sooner and why just humans, wouldn't that apply to all spices?" Lilith looked as she was about to answer, but then went to a thinking expression that made Naruto's jaw drop. "You don't know do you? And you want me to fuck your brains out, knowing a knock up is a permanent knock out for me?"

"Oh please as if I could get pregnant." Lilith said, glaring at him with her arms crossed under ample bust. "I've only had one child, but she was conceived under different means and like I said, I don't know what would happen; things are different now. Besides..." Lilith smirked and got that lustful look in her eyes. "I wouldn't let you die, I want to enjoy you for all eternity." Naruto narrowed his eyes at her until he felt himself begin to fade from his mindscape. "Time to go, oh and the third warning..." Her expression suddenly became very serious. "Beware of the blonde Grim child, she holds something deep within that she doesn't even know she has for she will destroy us both."

Before Naruto could ask anything he vanished, Lilith smiled as she held up her hand, showing she had the scroll he used in the last level. She held up the other one and the sword she destroyed the moon with appeared. "Oh things are about to get interesting."

-Outside-

The darkness began to lift over the area and was being sucked back to its source. The shadows surrounded Naruto once again and inside a sigh was heard. "Oh well, it was fun while it lasted." Said Lilith. "Maybe next time, I can cause more chaos."

When the shadows died down, Naruto stood his normal self with a deadpan look on his face. "Yeah sure," he groaned, "just don't do it anywhere that will cause me trouble and give me a warning next time."

Naruto held out his hand and Yami lifted from the ground it was impaled in and flew over into his hands. Naruto was about to fly back to Darcy and Minnie, until the transportation circle appeared. The next thing he knew he was back in the game shop with Darcy and Minnie, who seemed a bit shaken up. The memories of his clones came back due to the Darkness dispelling them once it came in contact with them. He wondered if it did something to them and about Lilith's warning, because he really couldn't sense anything wrong with her.

"Are you two ok?"

"Yeah we're just fine." Darcy said as she rubbed her shoulders. "My bones are shaking, but I'm ok, what about you? All that black stuff came pouring out of the castle and all the monsters got sucked in. We were worried something had happened to you."

"Yeah I kind of fell into the Darkness for a little bit." Naruto waved his hands in defense when he saw their concerned faces. "But I'm fine now, really. How about you Minnie, are you ok?"

"Mine heart is still racing." Minnie admitted, placing her hand on her chest. "But all is fine." Minnie then gained a confused look. "Strange, mine weapons are gone."

"My scythe is gone too!" Darcy said as she checked all over for it, she then looked over and saw the nerdy demon from before. "Hey what happened to our weapons!?"

"I'm sorry, but they're gone," said the demon. "The purpose of those weapons was to play the game. Now that you're done, they're back up on the weapons wall or back where you first found them; they weren't for you to keep."

"Aww man." Darcy complained, kicking the ground a little in the process.

"Ah don't worry about it." Naruto said, smiling onto the skeletal girl. "I saw how that scythe worked, so…" Naruto rubbed his hands together and concentrated his energy, he held out his hand and presto, a scythe just like the one she used on appeared in his hand. The only difference was it had a skull next to the blade with three black spikes on the other side. "Happy early/late birthday!"

"Wow!" Darcy said excitedly as she took the scythe and looked it over. "It's amazing, thanks Naruto!"

"It should work just like the other one and is able shrink so you can carry it in your pocket, but…" Naruto brought out the scroll he had before, releasing two of the daggers and materialized holsters for them. "If it doesn't, you can have these. I took a bunch when I raided the castle. They have some kind of power when used, plus they've been enhanced with my power, another gift from me for giving such a wonderful performance."

"Your amazing Naruto." Darcy said with a blush on her face, she took the daggers and buckled the holsters to her legs.

Naruto looked over at Minnie, who almost looked like she was pouting. "Don't worry Minnie, I haven't forgotten about you." Naruto released the knight sword he got and made a sheath with a green belt for it. "Another one of my enhanced prizes. I haven't seen you use a sword, but something tells me you know your way around a blade."

Minnie fastened the belt and took the sword out, testing it with a few swings and sheathed it. "I thank thee Naruto." Minnie smiled as she bowed. "Thy will be in mine thoughts with every swing of mine blade."

"How did you do that?" Finally asked the arcade demon after watching him give out the weapons. "Those weapons were designed to never be taken out of the game or changed in any way, but you did both. How?"

"I got the world's ultimate cheat code." Naruto said with a smirk. "By the way, where did you find the idea for those levels, for any normal person or demon? They would be impossible to beat, especially the last two levels."

"Oh those came from these." The demon reached into the drawer of the nearby desk, pulling out two cases and handed them to Naruto, who soon examined them. One had a picture of a blue animal on two legs and had a title called 'Sonic the Hedgehog', the other one had three armed figures on it and the title 'Destiny' on it. "The last two levels were based on two high level areas and bosses in these games. We even switch said levels with other titles every week or so in order to spice up the gameplay."

"Alright, well the games must be good if the levels were that hard." Naruto commented as he handed the games back. "So who got the highest score?" Darcy also seemed excited to know.

"I don't know."

…..

The three looked on at him in silence and confusion for what felt like forever. "What do you mean 'I don't know'?" Naruto asked, getting slightly annoyed at the thought that the whole thing was for nothing.

"I don't know." Repeated the nerd demon, he took a step back when he saw Naruto crack his knuckles, Darcy raised her scythe, and Minnie put her hand on the handle of her blade. "Look I'm sorry, but no one has ever even come close to getting as far as you guys did, let alone winning it. So the game stopped scoring it after you passed the third level. Besides, even if it didn't," he pointed at Naruto, "I couldn't see your score anyways. It turned black and vanished a little bit after you entered the fourth level."

'The joys of having the Darkness.' Naruto thought with a sweatdrop. "So who had the highest score before that?" Naruto asked.

"That would be you." Said the demon as he snapped his fingers, the nearby wall flipped and revealed a bunch of stuff. "Now you can pick your prize."

There were a lot of things on the wall. A black notebook that said 'Death Note' on it, a green book with an hourglass on it, a dark grey doll with a zipper on its mouth, and a lot of other strange things. What caught Naruto's eye was a picture of a black motorcycle.

*Fenrir from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.*

"Is the prize just the picture," Naruto picked up the framed photo and handed it to the arcade employee, "or is it the bike in it?"

"The bike is the prize, sir." The demon said as he took the photo. "We acquired it many years ago and have been upgrading it ever since with the latest tech, magic, and energies we could find or use. We will have it sent to Aku's castle for you."

"Thanks." Naruto looked back at the girls and smiled. "Let's go and see what else we can do before we have to go back."

"Yeah let's do some more shopping!" Darcy insisted.

The three of them soon walked out of the arcade. Naruto was glad to get away from that annoying demon, but as they turned they saw the rest of the Grim family standing there. "Tis time to leave already, mother?" Minnie asked.

"Yes, our business is done here." Mandy raised her eyebrow slightly as she saw the weapons her kids had on their person. "You two had fun?"

"We sure did." Darcy said as she looked back at Naruto. "And it's all thanks to you Naruto."

Naruto smiled at her while rubbing the back of his head.

"You did well." Mandy gestured for the Uzumaki to come over. "A mission accomplished I guess. So what do you want for it?"

"Just let me see Darcy-chan and Minnie-chan more often." Naruto said with a smirk and his arms crossed. "I enjoyed the time I spent with them, so I'd like to spend more time with them if it's ok with you?"

The two girls had a blush on their faces that didn't go unnoticed by Grim and Nergal, who gave the boy a slight glare. "If you're actually asking for my two girls' hand," Mandy said with narrowed eyes, "then you got more balls than I thought".

"Mother!/Mom!" Minnie and Darcy shouted with their faces completely read.

Naruto himself was blushing as he tried to figure out how to answer that without getting in trouble. Grim and Nergal had tick marks on their foreheads, looking like they were about to rip Naruto's head off.

"But we will see about that request." Mandy said as she turned around. Grim slashed his scythe in the air and made a portal. "Come to the castle when possible. If you're working under me, then I'm going to put you to work. Whether you die or not is up to you." Mandy passed through the portal with Helga.

"Tis been a pleasure, Naruto." Minnie said with a final bow, before entering the portal.

"Hurry up and come visit us, ok!" Darcy said, waving as she went through. Grim and Nergal gave him one last glare before going though, the portal closed behind them.

Naruto stood there and chuckled nervously, he was about to say something-

"What strange family they are..." A voice said behind him, Naruto turned around to see the smiling child form of Clockwork. "Isn't that what you were going to say?"

"You took the words right out of my mouth, Clockwork-sama" Naruto said smiling back. "So what brings you here? You shopping?"

"No actually I came for you." Clockwork said as he changed into his adult form. "Hunson Abadeer and I have come to an agreement, for this one time, I will go before him. I need you for a special mission."

Naruto shrugged. "Well ok. It's not like I actually need any rest or anything, but I've probably been here for three days at least. I'm going to have to go back to my world as soon as possible."

"For the Chunin exam." An old looking Clockwork said, giving Naruto a shocked and confused expression. "Naruto, I am the master of time, remember. I know all that is, all that was, and all that will be in all worlds." He changed to his toddler form with a smile. "Including yours. So if need be, I can send you back on the day of the exam if you miss it. But you wouldn't know since time is hard to tell in the Underworld, at least for humans."

"Oh" Naruto gained a sly smile. "Well can you give me-"

"No." Clockwork flat out said, frowning as he crossed arms. "Cheating on a test has badly messed up one future to many." Clockwork changed to his adult form and tapped his staff on the ground, two clock hands appeared and formed a portal. "Let's go."

Naruto nodded and the two went inside.

-The Ghost Zone-

Coming through the portal and looking around, Naruto stood in front of a building shaped like a giant grandfather clock. He turned around to see it was all on one big piece of rock floating in a giant green void. The only thing he could see were the spinning green gears around the place.

"Follow me." He heard Clockwork say. The shinobi turned to see the old ghost floating inside.

Naruto followed inside and saw the place was really a huge clock, with grey gears and chains all around and as the path was almost like a maze. If he wasn't following Clockwork, he would get lost for sure.

"Master Clockwork." A voice said in front of them.

Flying their way was a woman with short white hair and green eyes. She wore a matching shirt-and-pants set that reveals her midriff, the right side of her shirt is inverted, her right arm is white and her right glove is black while her left arm is black and her glove is white, there was also a white 'D' symbol in the middle of her chest. She has streaks of white on the sides of her pants, and wore white shoes, also she wore a cape with black on the inside and white on the outside.

"Welcome back." Said the white haired woman as she landed in front of them. When she saw Naruto, she smiled and walked up to him "You must be Naruto," she extended her hand, "it's very nice to meet you. I'm Danielle Phantom, but just call me Dani."

"Ok, Dani-san" Naruto smiled as he shook her hand. "So are Clockwork's apprentice or something like that?"

"Yeah I've been his apprentice for years." She said as the two let go. "Personally, I think I've graduated from that position long ago, he just won't admit it."

"I'll admit it," Clockwork said as he changed to a toddler, "when you stop acting like a child".

"Coming from the ghost that looks like one." Dani said with a smirk, causing Naruto to laugh a little.

"You're just like you're your brother, your mouth is like a hyper child that never stops." Clockwork said as he changed into a young adult. He taps his staff on the gear and a door opens up beside them. "Now that the half-baked comebacks are over, Naruto if you please."

"Looks like the time wizard got some comebacks of his own" Dani mocked again as she turned to Naruto. "I'll see you later Naruto."

"Ok it was great meeting you, Dani-san."

"What no 'Dani-chan'?"

"Are we that close already?"

"We're friends, aren't we?"

Naruto laughed a little. "Yeah I guess you're right" He then headed towards the door. "Let's talk some more once my mission is done. Ok?"

"It's a deal." Dani watched him go in, her smile fade and she sighed. "How much longer do I have to lie to him, Master?"

Clockwork came over and put his old hand on her shoulder for comfort. "In time..." He floated into the room and looked back at her. "The past shall catch up with the present." The door closed and vanished.

"If I got to stop acting like a child." She said to nobody as she put her hands on her hips and started walking away. "You gotta fix that mouth full of time jokes and riddles, 'In time', it's time to stop saying that."

-With Naruto and Clockwork-

"So I take it, this is your room?" Naruto asked as he walked around the large platform in the center was a giant tower connected to a circular screen, and at the end of the platform was a throne made of stone.

"This is where I watch all of history," Clockwork flew next to Naruto, "from start to finish."

"Sounds like a boring job."

"You'd be surprised." Clockwork said in his child-like form, smiling.

"So what is my mission, Clockwork-sama?" Naruto asked curious of what one so power needed him for.

"Hold out your hands." Clockwork said as an adult, which Naruto did what he instructed. Clockwork then pointed his finger at them and shot a green beam that formed into a pair of glowing green cuffs around his wrist. "Naruto Uzumaki, you are under arrest."

"…Excuse me?"

-With the Grim Family-

Minnie was sound asleep in her shared bedroom with her sister while Darcy was outside trying out her gifts from Naruto. Inside Minnie's mind, a pair of green and yellow eyes open up slightly. The Nergal demon inside her trembles as it senses the pure power they are emanating. The eyes saw one of Minnie's memories, it was an image of her with Naruto. Then a voice hummed in the depths of her mind and the eyes soon closed, going back into slumber.

-End Chapter-

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"Out there, yes, but you're in my house now, punk." Said the white ghost as he knocks Naruto to the ground and walks around him. "You're living in my world. You will obey my laws and if you cross me, I will make sure the pain you feel will remind you who runs this joint." He stopped in front of Naruto. "Any questions?"

Naruto grinned as he raised his hand and Walker pointed to him. "Yeah, let me just reach into my pocket here and find my 'I did give a fuck' card."

"That wasn't a question."

"Oh that wasn't the question. Do you think the Lunch Lady's food is good?"

"I don't eat prisoner food."

"Well there's a first time for everything." Naruto reached over to a random ghost's plate and smacked the warden with a chicken leg. "FOOD FIGHT!"

Naruto thought it over before looking back at the screen. "I understand you want me to help her. But from what you said, the old guy is pretty unstable with that crown and getting worse. What do I do if he loses his mind?"

"Simple." Hunson said smiling. "Suck out his soul and leave his body to get eaten by zombies or decay. Whichever comes first."

"That is sick man."

"I know, isn't it great!?"