Mario and Yoshi left the Crystal Caves. It was now night out and the two were ready to doze off for the night. That was until a trio of Goombas, one green, one blue, and one purple appeared in front of the duo.
Mario: Um, may we help you?
Green: You can help us, alright.
Blue: We're the Goomba Bros.! We've come to steal the princess, and we won't leave empty handed!
Purple: Orders from Bowser!
Mario and Yoshi stood silent for a second and looked at each other before bursting out in laughter!
Mario and Yoshi: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: And just what are you supposed to be? 'Pretty Goombas'?
Yoshi: What's next? Sequin Koopas? Bow-tie Piranha Plants?
They laugh even harder, making the Goombas extremely mad.
Goomba Bros: Assume triangle formation!
A triangle appears over their heads and they begin to charge at the plumber and dino duo. Only for them to pound ground on the triangle with their combined force and flatten them.
Green: Man, this thing's useless. Let's show them our real power.
Goomba Bros: Pokey formation!
The triangle disappeared and the Goombas stacked on top of each other. Green at the bottom, Blue in the middle, and Purple on top. They began to charge at the duo but they weren't even threatened.
Yoshi: You can do the honors.
Mario jumped into the air and pound grounded all three Goombas at once to flatten them like pancakes.
Green: Looks like we'll have to use our best trick!
Goomba Bros: Pancake formation!
They retreated.
Blue: You haven't seen the last of us!
They leave behind a star.
Mario: One thing I don't understand about Bowser is why he hasn't fired such pushovers of minions like the Goombas yet. You think me beating them so easily all the time would teach him something.
Yoshi: I guess he can't find anything better, so he's stuck with them.
Mario: Makes sense.
They grab the star and then lay down to rest up for the night.