A/N: Instead of going down the obvious route, I wanted something a bit silly. I know, I know... either way, thank you to lunabelle for requesting this and being overall the best! :D

Enjoy.

"Ugh, this is dumb."

"What?" Andy asks, his head perking up from staring at the fret board of his guitar. "Oh honey, Ben's just in his room you don't have to be mad–"

"The stupid internet's down again," April says through clenched teeth, face a menacing scowl. She slaps her laptop's keyboard and growls up at the ceiling, "What do we even pay for?"

"We pay for internet?" Andy asks.

April stares at him, eyes wide in confusion and perhaps a hint of annoyance. "Andy…" she starts, "you know I don't have any data left."

"Oh yeah, like on your phone…?"

"Like on my phone," she reiterates. "And it's only 3G so it's totally crap anyways–"

"Yes, but I also know that I'm not sure what that is," he mumbles, strumming a chord and chuckling to himself.

"How am I supposed to annoy my sister if I can't–"

"Maybe we could do it old school," Andy suggests.

"I'm not in the mood right now, too annoyed at the internet," April scoffs, and Andy only guffaws in response. "What?"

"Babe, you are so into me!"

"I said I wasn't…" she stops, and Andy's smile widens. April shakes her head, a single chuckle escaping mostly unwanted. "Right. What's your plan?"

"Didn't you say Natalie got a new car? Well, I was thinking–"

"Get some rotten eggs, old cream cheese, and your super sweaty, gross socks and put them in her trunk?"

Andy was going to say they should put a fish in the trunk. That was a classic. Yet, somehow, April was just this perfect, mean genius.

"Babe, I say this all the time but I have never been more into you in my entire life," Andy says, never taking his eyes off of April's.

"First we mess with Natalie."

"See where we end up after that?" Andy suggests.

"Best idea ever," April nods, grinning like a maniac.

Neither of them notices that the internet's back up. Instead, they're too busy collecting the noisome materials required for effectively ruining Natalie's new car smell.