A/N: Requested anonymously on tumblr as "April tells Andy she's bisexual but explains to him that it doesn't mean she wants to have threesomes or is going to cheat on him."

I wrote once with the sexual desire angle, once with the prior relationship angle, so let's complete this triangle with Bisexual April Who Just Digs Girls.

"So, um, did you mean it?"

Andy sprang the question in the car the day after getting a glimpse of a bare-chested Leslie. It was tasteful art, but also it was of their friend so, maybe a little weird. A few seconds pass in the car, music quiet this morning while Andy drove that day, before April even asked what he meant.

"Y'know, you said you'd... like, Leslie's picture," Andy said with a grin on his face.

"Oh, the dumb painting," April shrugged. "Yeah, I guess."

"I mean, we're talking about Leslie, right?"

"Uh... yeah, babe," April rolled her eyes because this was turning real personal, but she figured if she can't be personal with her husband what was the point. "It's, ugh, yeah it's a good painting all right?"

"I'm gonna tell Jerry," Andy threatened, chuckling.

She had to figure out a way to change the subject quickly to avoid this terrible fate. Nothing seemed to come up, and she was thankful when Andy broke the silence.

"You know it's of Leslie's boobs, right?"

April shook her head, saying quietly, "It's about female empowerment, Andy. It's cool."

"But also boobs," he added.

"Yes, which are also cool."

"I know, right?" Andy smiled and then it fell after a beat. "Wait-"

"Yep."

"Oh," Andy nodded, focusing on the road for a second, something completely new to this driving situation. "So, let me get this straight-"

April could almost hear a laugh track, her face heating up.

"You are married to me, a guy," Andy asked slowly, like this was super difficult or something, "but you also like boobs."

"I also like women," she corrected. "But yeah, sure."

"Did you ever date any girls?"

"Nope."

"Wow," Andy's eyes were wide and though he sounded a little silly April just thought about how cute his face and wonder were. "I didn't know you could do that."

Suddenly, something dawned on April, "Wait, you said you liked horse-Leslie's boobs, too."

"Oh, should we like ask Leslie if she wants to-"

"Eww," April groaned, scrunching her face up at the mere thought. "I don't think that's a good idea, babe."

"But you like girls too... So doesn't that mean-?"

"No. We do it one-on-one," April interrupted, wanting to make this point extremely clear. This tall hunk of fluff and chubby love was hers and any idea of a third was all sorts of uncomfortable, bringing back old insecurity. "That is not on the table."

"Oh, okay," Andy nodded. "That's cool, I just wanted to make sure you were happy."

"Uh huh, you weren't thinking about doing it with me and... someone else," April could taste a number of names in her mouth and they were all gross and her heart sank at the someone else.

"No way, I was kinda... y'know, bummed out by it," he admitted like it was a dirty secret. "I like when we do it."

"Aw babe, I like when we do it too," she said, sort-of taken back by how earnest he was with these things. She leaned over through the seat belt and kissed him quickly on the cheek. "It's pretty awesome that you're cool with it, though."

"Why wouldn't I be...?"

April shrugged, knowing that he was looking back at her and then the road. To be honest, he was only the third person he ever told this to and of course the results were the best with him. Every bit of how sure he was of her, how careful with these things, all of that felt like she was the one with the secret - Andy just got everything about her in a way like nobody else.

"I dunno," she said with a chuckle. "I love you."

"Love ya too."

And that was it. April didn't even remember getting lightheaded or anxious, no short breaths, anything. She just let that out in front of him, very seriously opposed to what could be taken as a joke with Ben and Leslie, and now Andy knew even more about her than anyone else in the world. That was just how it was supposed to be, but April can't help the little smile playing at her lips because her husband was so amazing.