Arthur Morgan and the rest of the Van Der Linde gang have just come back from their regularly scheduled beach episode. Arthur has strived to be the best pegger in the west alongside his adoptive father's gang, he had become known as the honorable pegger of the west. Though he had a terrible secret, Arthur was recently diagnosed with AIDS. Arthur was told to stop pegging other men, as the time of outlaws was coming to an end. Arthur didn't like that the government was trying to decide what he could and couldn't do with his strap-on dildo. Arthur didn't understand that shoving his dildo up a snake bite victim's ass didn't really do anything to help with the venom, but he did know that the violently dying men found comfort in those last moments. The Van Der Linde gang had been running from the law and pegging their way east, across the United States of America. But their original goal was to simply head west, to head anywhere now, they'd need more lube. Dutch was always going on about how he was stashing away all of the lube they were gathering, John, Sadie, and Arthur didn't like being taxed of their lube by Dutch, and Micah, well, he was up to something. Arthur could sense that it was time to do something, but first they had one more big score to get, there was a train, carrying a lot of lube to the national lube depository. "With that much lube, we can just slide over to tahiti, it's genius!" said Dutch, before Arthur could question as to how they could even do something like that within the known laws of physics, Dutch explained that they were outlaws and didn't abide by any known laws of physics. But soon John was captured by Pinkertons and the squabbling started. Arthur explained that he believed that Micah betrayed them, to which Micah replied "Nuh-uh, Dutch Arthur's been spreading disease with his unorthodox methods of pegging" Arthur argued back, "Says the man who's been pegging with a spiked un-lubed strap-on, without consent!" Just then, John Marston sowed up yelling "DUTCH! You bastard, you pegged me and left me to be taken away by those damn Pinkertons!" Everyone started pegging each other, the pinkertons showed up again, Arthur helped John escape the madness, and ran into Micah. They started pegging, Arthur, very winded, due to the AIDS was struggling to fight back against Micah's Spiked strap-on. Arthur gets a second wind, and manages to force away Micah, Micah then pulled out a gun and shot Arthur in the knees. "What the fuck Micah! Who said guns were allowed, that's no fair!" complained Arthur "All's fair in lube and war Black colon" As Micah was putting his strap-on back on, Dutch showed up and said "Micah! he's done for, we gotta go!" Micah was ready to leave, but Arthur had something to say. "Dutch! Micah! John's still alive, he'll come after the both of you, he'll peg you, that boah's got it in him, he'll be the best pegger in the west. Just you wait and see." Micah and Dutch left as Arthur slowly succumbed to his AIDS. Will John get revenge? Find out in the second chapter of the best pegger in the west 2, I'll make it eventually.