"Boss, look at this. It's an alternate universe! Pretty cool, ain't it?" I'm honestly stoked to be here. At least the Papyruses here are actually nice. We were invited to stay the night at Classic's place.

"Good, good, sans. Anyways I'm going to go and talk to those 2 other mes. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

"Ok, boss."

"Good." What a moron. He actually thinks I'm going to do somethin' stupid. Right. Like hell anything here is more dangerous than a f*cking echo flower. Anyways, time to go see the others.

(Red walks up to Classic's room and goes in. He's greeted by a highly familiar sound.)

"MWEH HEH HEH!!!" F*ck. The idiot's here. I should've known. His Papyrus is here. Why wouldn't he be here too?

"Sup Red."

"Hey Classic. Idiot." I'm holding myself back from cursing at that little f*ck so hard his ears bleed. Why am I holding myself back? Because if his brother hears me, he'll kick my *ss!

(Red walks past Blue and sits on the floor near the mattress Classic is laying on. They sit there a while, chat, snack, play games, nap, Blue cleans, messes are made. All is well...until they're out of things to do.)

"Ugh." I'm bored out of my skull.

"I know. Not even sleeping is helping me pass the time. And that's saying something." Wow. That IS saying something. Wait. An idea's coming to me.

"I got it! Let's go somewhere interesting! Like the core!" Yep, that's my idea.

"No." Damn it, Classic.

"Come on. Stop being a f*cking pussy. Just for a few minutes." What? He is a pussy.

"Um...fine. Blue, you coming?" Knew he'd agree eventually.

"Of course! Someone has to make sure you two boneheads don't get into any trouble! MWEH HEH HEH!"

(They teleported to the core and walked around until they reached an area that was unfinished. There were no safety rails. Red stood the closest to the edge as he could get.)

"Red, be careful." Why do I feel like these words are...special. Like these 3 random words Classic said will remain in my mind forever. Never mind.

(Red is doing that thing where you put your hands in your pockets, then you thrust your chest forward to go on your toes, then you do the opposite and go on your heels, and you repeat that movement. I'll just call it "teetering")

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" I fell!

...am I dead? No, wait! I'm alive! Blue caught me by my jacket sleeve! Wait? Why can't I teleport? I guess being close to the core for 40 minutes drained my magic. Classic is holding onto my SOUL with his magic, causing him to sweat intensely.

Classic fainted! SH*T! Blue is holding on with all of his strength!

"F*CK!!!!!" Blue let go. It's over. Goodbye Papyrus. I love you bro.

(Blueberry and Red both fall in the core.)