Ugh...what happened? Aw, geez. I passed out because...!
(Classic stands up and quickly limps over to the edge, fear written on his face in bold.)
"Red! Blue!" I can't believe I let them come here! Why couldn't I have hung on a little bit longer?! What am I going to say to their brothers?!
(He sees a body laying on the floor. He almost falls over in surprise.)
Who's that? Oh, god! It's blue! Wait. No it isn't. They kinda look like Red. Is it Red? No, it's not him either, though they bear a stunning resemblance to both of them.
(Classic bends down on one knee to get a closer look. They're wearing a dark red scarf almost identical to Blue's except for a bite mark on the outer side of the left ear of the bow and a medium yellow splotch on the tip of the right ear. There are a few other tiny rips and tears on it plus another yellow stain near the front of the neck. Their jacket looks similar to Red's but with pure white fur with a blue tint on the end of the sleeves and hood. The hood's fur is bigger than before and only slightly smaller than Abyss's fluff. All the mustard stains are gone and the zipper is pure white. The turtleneck underneath is light blue.)
"Who are they?"
(Classic inspects their SOUL. It appears to be red on the right and blue on the left, fading into a deep purple area in the center.)
Okay...? Weird. I've never seen a SOUL with a color like this before.
(Classic checks them. Here's what it says.)
Sans: Hp:5 Atk:2 Def:1
Highly conflicted. They can't decide if they want to kill or spare you.
WAIT WHAT?! This is both of them?! What?! How?! Why?!
(Their eyelights start to flicker on.)
They're waking up. What should I do? I'll quickly get their Papyruses and come back.
"Stay here." Why did I say that? They obviously can't hear me. And if they did, they would obviously never oblige.
(Sans uses all the magic he can muster to teleport away.)