Lilith could honestly say that this summer had been the best summer in her entire life so far. For starters, she didn't have to spend it with the Dursleys, who she was very glad that she wasn't related to at all, and instead got to spend it with the Peerage and her cousin, Rias Gremory, and her Peerage. Sadly, it was already reaching the end of August and with it the start of September and the start of the fourth year at Hogwarts. Fortunately there was something fun saved for the end of summer as a letter addressed to Lilith arrived by the Weasley-family's owl, Errol, who crashed into Akeno's chest, much to the queen's surprise and minor sadistic amusement.
"Errol!" Exclaimed both Lilith and Hermione in unison, earning a giggle from the Devil/Cheshire Cat while the others were mostly just surprised and confused at the owl's crash landing of an entrance.
"Does the wizarding world really deliver all their mail with owls?" Exclaimed Rias' knight, Yuuto Kiba, in a tone of disbelief, despite having already met Lilith's pet-owl-turned-familiar, Hedwig. Who interestingly enough got along very well with his king's and his own familiars. His comment earned him questioning looks from pretty much everyone at the table. "What?"
"Oh nothing. What does the letter say Lilith?" Asked Akeno in a curious tone, while removing Errol from her plate as the king of the British Peerage took and read the letter.
"It's an invitation, from the Weasleys…" started Lilith, only to pause as her queen groaned, which earned the Devil/Hellcat-hybrid some strange looks from the mostly Japanese Peerage. "to the finals of the Quidditch World Cup which will be held at a disclosed location somewhere in England."
"Quidditch is a sport played by wizards and witches hundreds of feet in the air on brooms, right?" Asked Akeno curiously, having heard of the sport but never enough to have a good understanding about it.
"Yes. It is essentially basketball hundreds of feet in the air where the players also have to worry about getting hit by living cannonballs." Deadpanned Hermione.
"Weirdest sport ever. Of all time." Deadpanned Koneko, voicing out her opinion about the sport while simultaneously contributing her piece to the conversation.
"And a wizard would probably say the same thing about any Devil-sport." Quipped Luna, silencing the entire table for roughly a whole minute.
"She's right you know. Anyway, why did you groan when these… Weasleys were mentioned, Hermione?" Wondered Rias, getting the feeling that Hermione wasn't the only one in her cousin's Peerage that loathed the Weasleys. And her feeling got confirmed when both the Devil/Reaper-hybrid and the Devil/Hellcat-hybrid groaned in unison, her cousin even went so far as to slam her head into the table, faceplanting into her breakfast, scrambled eggs and bacon, with the sound of a spat.
"It's not the entire family we loathe…" began Hermione as her king removed her face from her plate, causing a piece of bacon that had stuck itself to her face to fall off.
"It's the knuckleheaded moron who can't take a hint that is the youngest male in the family. Ronald the Dumbass Weasley." Deadpanned Lilith as she grabbed a sheet of paper in order to remove some scrambled egg from her face.
"Excuse me for asking, but what hint are you talking about?" Asked Kiba.
"He kept hitting on the two of us despite the fact that we made it very clear for him that neither one of us like boys!" Deadpanned Hermione.
"Oh? OH!" Exclaimed Kiba, before his eyes widened as he blushed, realizing the implications of what Hermione just said.
"Anyway, are you gonna accept the invitation or not my king?" Asked Luna, bringing the conversation back on the original topic.
"Hm… as fun as it has been in Japan, I miss my home country. Shitty weather and all." Stated Lilith calmly. "I think it's about time we return the favor."
"What do you mean?" Wondered Akeno, who had been petting Errol ever since she removed the owl from her plate.
"I'm inviting the rest of you to join me and my Peerage of course." Clarified Lilith, surprising the mostly Japanese Peerage. "So what do you say? Ya in or out?" There was a moment of silence until the members of the mostly Japanese Peerage voiced their respective responses.
"Sounds fun."
"I'm game."
"Meh. Why not?"
"It seems that we're unanimous, we're coming with you." Exclaimed Akeno, Kiba, Koneko and Rias respectively, in exact order.
"Yay! In that case, everyone take a hold off the letter." Exclaimed Lilith happily, earning a groan from her queen and bishop, and a "Huh?" from the mostly Japanese Peerage. "It's a password triggered portkey."
"Oh."
"Well! What are ya waiting for!? Grab on and hold on tight!" And with that, every Devil at the left their seats and took a hold of the letter. Once she checked that everyone had a hold of the letter, Lilith spoke the password. "Golden Snitch."
Roughly a few seconds later, the Devils arrived at the location the portkey brought them to. The members of the respective Peerages having ended up in various positions. The British Peerage ended up in a rather suggestive position. Lilith lying down flat on her back on the ground, with her queen sitting on her with her legs around her king's hips, and her bishop pretty much sitting on her king's face.
The mostly Japanese Peerage however was a different story. Kiba could be found hanging on a branch by his waist, rather high up in a tree. And the girls ended up in a pile, with Akeno at the bottom, Koneko in the middle and Rias on top. Rias couldn't help but groan as she got off of Koneko, who in turn got off of Akeno.
"Okay, let's see here. One, two, three, four, five, six… where's Kiba?" Exclaimed Rias as she counted everyone in sight. As she said the last part, the branch that said Devil was hanging on snapped, causing the knight of the mostly Japanese Peerage to fall down. Who humorously enough let loose a legitimate Wilhelm Scream as he fell, before landing with a thud.
"I'm okay." Exclaimed Kiba weakly, before passing out.
"Oh… someone's getting kinky over there." Exclaimed Akeno teasingly to the British Peerage, prompting the queen and bishop of said Peerage to get off of their king, which also caused all three of the hybrids to blush.
"You okay Lilith?" Asked Hermione as she helped her king get to her feet.
"Urgh… white and polka dots." Groaned the Devil/Reaper-hybrid who was now sporting a nosebleed along with a clearly perverted smile, causing her bishop's blush to deepen and said bishop to giggle at the queen's own blush.
"Oh? It appears that a certain level of pervertedness runs in the family, don't you agree Rias?"
"What!? W-w-what are you implying!?" Stuttered Rias at Akeno's teasing. Which only caused the ravenette queen to start laughing teasingly.
Luckily, before the friendly argument could continue, a certain family of redheads showed up. The Weasleys, simply couldn't help but stare at the scene happening in front of them. The twins, Fred and George Weasley, seemed to have the taken the situation somewhat better than the rest of the family. They were simply happy for the girl that they come to view as a second little sister. Their mother, Molly Weasley, looked like she was about to explode since she obviously hadn't anticipated that Lilith would bring extras with her, and Hermione and Luna didn't count as extras. Arthur was just happy for Lilith, but did seem a bit worried about just who she brought with her.
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Weasleys inbound!" Exclaimed Luna suddenly, causing everyone to turn their attention towards the dirty-blonde-and-pale-bluenet, in a somewhat joking tone. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she jabbed her thumb towards the family in question, which everyone followed with their gaze. Upon seeing that neither Ron nor Ginny was with them the other hybrids let loose a sigh of relief, since they really didn't want to deal with the youngest children of the Weasleys right away anyway.